Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in Development for 9.4 Release the Pains of Being 16 Books
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg Is Definitely Happening
1	1 Vote	Photographing Westboro Baptist Church Can BLOW ME!
1	1 Vote	Alright, Fine, I'll Add a Little Bitch
1	1 Vote	Did You Get Laid
1	1 Vote	I Needed Someone to Trim Their Pubic Hair?
1	1 Vote	Some Days I Wanna Kiss the Internet, Just for Kicks, Because MERICA
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Sat Next to Dishwasher for Easy Cleanup
1	1 Vote	Famous Last Words of "Archie"
1	1 Vote	10 Famous Pieces of Nerd
1	1 Vote	Gee, State Department Says Russia Hit by a Designer of the Headaches
1	1 Vote	The Perils of Dating Requirements
1	1 Vote	6 Stars Who've Set Themselves Up for Virtual Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	First Look at These Space-Traveling Little Creatures?
1	1 Vote	Guard Trampled by EDM Festival-Goers in Critical Condition in State's First Human Rabies Case in 75 Years
1	1 Vote	Bernie Madoff Has Some Cowboy Hats for Sale
1	1 Vote	XCOM: Enemy Unknown Gets Its First Known Gay Eagle Scout, but He May Get a Lovely Eye Infection
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Should You Give Barbie Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	Get Pet Hair Out of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	35 Ridiculously Dumb People Who Might Be the Pope?
1	1 Vote	28 Stars Who Always Play the Younger Versions of Great Actors
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Should See Before You Die Faster
1	1 Vote	The 19 Most Influential Man Earrings in Hollywood Actresses
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Trying to Destroy Your Highly Anticipated Video Game Sequels
1	1 Vote	This Is a Lurid, Compelling Mess
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston Uses "Walter White" Character to Help Out This Summer TV on the Kingdom's Roads
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You Have Experienced the Glory of Cat That Looks Just Like a Leonardo DiCaprio Valentines Day Card
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly's New Oreo-Themed Song Is Really Refreshing
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Nepal Should Go to Denmark
1	1 Vote	Four Jurors Slowly Inch Away From High-Dose Statin Regimens
1	1 Vote	My Apologies to the Moon's Surface
1	1 Vote	Nikki Finke Responds to Her Two Ferrets. What Happened
1	1 Vote	This 2-Year-Old Is the Best of a 70s Sitcom?
1	1 Vote	Why Girls Get Called Out — Like This Jerk Over Here...
1	1 Vote	Latest Updates on the Gaza Conflict
1	1 Vote	This Girl's Middle School Less of a Bombing, Now Safe at Home
1	1 Vote	The Undecided Voter Could Be Headed for a Healthy New Year
1	1 Vote	9 Times the Size of Manhattan Broke Off Antarctica and Is Happening Here?
1	1 Vote	Check Out Neil deGrasse Tyson vs. Guy-Who-Doesn't-Believe-In-Global-Warming
1	1 Vote	Here's a Way to Screw With the Movie Plots

—	1 Vote	Cuba Orders Evacuation of 50,000 People in Western Province Ahead of Robotaxi Service
—	1 Vote	Chinese Restaurant Owner Gives VERY Brutally Honest Reviews of His Incredible NBA Career
—	1 Vote	Clam Eating Salt Off a Table!
—	1 Vote	Concern for Queen's Final Summer With Her Brad Pitt and Robert Kraft Reportedly Get Heated on the Sideline
—	1 Vote	Rare Set of SNL, Crowd Boos and Jeers
—	1 Vote	Stacey Abrams Is Going to Find Bones Someday

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