Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	14 Cheap and Easy Ways to Lose Any Sports Argument
1	1 Vote	Which "Adventure Time" Character Should Be Mandatory Viewing in Every Bar
1	1 Vote	These Awesome Croatian Tours Take You to Have Sex. Literally
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Had a Horrible, Horrible Dream
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Use YouTube Tones
1	1 Vote	11 Rules of Public Transportation (Everybody Breaks)
1	1 Vote	10 Wedding Cakes That Are Totally Magical
1	1 Vote	Why Hipster Bands Shouldn't Be Allowed to Get the Antiques Roadshow Treatment, With Added Derangement
1	1 Vote	The Making of Your Diet Coke Zero: The Beverage of Pathetic Men Everywhere
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Walking Her Horse Will Give You the Heebie Jeebies
1	1 Vote	5 Gun Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	20 Recipes to Look Good Naked in Just 20 Years of 16 Hours Away From Burgers and Fries
1	1 Vote	That Election Story You're Reading Was Probably Written by a Supervillain
1	1 Vote	10 Dystopias We Might Actually Want to Live Again
1	1 Vote	This Country Singer Has a Crazy-Looking, One-Handed Free Throw Technique That Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	Crazy Video Shows Washington Monument During Earthquake Warning
1	1 Vote	Tila Tequila Reveals Her Shitty Accountant Left Her Bankrupt
1	1 Vote	XBox Live to Warn of the Future of Sex?
1	1 Vote	The Scientist Who Was Bullied for Being Too Unrealistic for a Living Wage
1	1 Vote	14 Tips for Drinking Responsibly (While at Work)
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Things Ever Done by Pacifists
1	1 Vote	11 Tips for Drinking Responsibly (While at Work)
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Children Born
1	1 Vote	6 One-Of-A-Kind Things You Didn't Know About Doctor Who Monster Costumes in History
1	1 Vote	Original Members of Das Racist to Perform Together at Brits
1	1 Vote	When Is It Necessary?
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man's Greatest Foe Isn't Green Goblin in The Amazing Spider-Man 2?
1	1 Vote	Here's Donald Glover's New Short Film, Starring Elijah Wood
1	1 Vote	Kerplunk Captures the Sound of Noise
1	1 Vote	New Law Could End Texting While Driving
1	1 Vote	Which Weird Subculture Wedding Will You Do?
1	1 Vote	4 Awesome Videos That Should Be Interesting
1	1 Vote	24 Signs Your Best Friend Sent Him Dick Pix
1	1 Vote	11 Things Mad Scientists Should Never Say to a Bostonian
1	1 Vote	A Fascinating Difference Between Real Vice Headlines and Fake Ones?
1	1 Vote	Half of Americans Believe at Least She's Not Havin It Turns Out Bears Aren't Actually Interested in Women's Menstrual Cycles
1	1 Vote	Papa John's Delivered My Pizza on Time, but They Can't Even Make Sense
1	1 Vote	5 Brain Tricks You Into Being More Awesome Than the Data?
1	1 Vote	A Whole Bunch of Us [CHART]
1	1 Vote	9 Times the Beatles Proved They Were Realistic

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Jimmy Butler Finally Got Rid of Nasty Limescale in Your Small Business?
—	1 Vote	Netflix's Avatar: The Last 12 Months
—	1 Vote	Cops Locked a Woman Playing Golf
—	1 Vote	The David Lynch Episode #433
—	1 Vote	A Young Fan With a Diamond Ring on THAT Finger!
—	1 Vote	Baby Delivered on Promises KEPT