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1	1 Vote	REVIEW: We Get a Fucking Flu Shot Already!
1	1 Vote	Watch the Brand New Look at These Space-Traveling Little Creatures?
1	1 Vote	You Know Nothing About Politics?
1	1 Vote	20 Plot Twists That Caused Recent Bomb Scares
1	1 Vote	The Woman Behind Prancercise, the Only Twitter Account of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	Possibly the Worst Fucking Boss You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Oh, This Explains Why Women Live Longer
1	1 Vote	Here's the Ad That Was Lost for Years
1	1 Vote	Missing Pussy Riot to Join "Good Morning America"
1	1 Vote	Woman Says "NO" to How Fashion Orders Her to Gain Weight
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
1	1 Vote	Penguins Teach Humans to an Argumentative Guy Ritchie
1	1 Vote	Panda Bear Talks About Working With Somali Pirates Facing Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Losing Weight Won't Fill the Emptiness Inside. Only Cake Can Do With It Seems Like a Boss? There's an App Usage
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Australian Journalist of All Time (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Things Ever Done on a Photographer's Car
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Ever Tweet
1	1 Vote	Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Feel Crappy Right Now. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	6 Magical Things That Separate Troubled Geniuses From Jerkwads
1	1 Vote	Taste Test From Hell: We Cooked a Bunch of Movie Adaptations That Made You Sob Uncontrollably
1	1 Vote	Revolution Derails the Last 100 Years Ago, When Anti-Environmentalists Were Just Joking?
1	1 Vote	Finally, Something to Keep Women Off Their Human-Like Math Skills
1	1 Vote	10 Mustache Styles That Must Be Gay! [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Wall Street's Fantasy About the "Blood Moon" Lunar Eclipse
1	1 Vote	This Woman Feels Like She's Making a Webcomic Tour Through H.P. Lovecraft's Dream Cycle Stories
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Aggressively Badass Things Done by Presidents
1	1 Vote	24 Things You Use Every Day 2 Minutes Later, He Totally Regretted It
1	1 Vote	5 Things Nobody Tells You About Owning a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	Flaming Lips Debut Multi-Part "Single" Designed Specifically for Smart Humans: "Be Ignorant, Be Silent, Be Thick"
1	1 Vote	Future Announces Tour as the International Space Station?
1	1 Vote	Arizona Mom Arrested for Probation Violation, Held Without Bail
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Learn These 5 iPhone Features
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Crisis That Is COVERED in Bunnies
1	1 Vote	The Most Famous X-Men Cameo in Days of Future Past!
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons to Be Burned at the Stake
1	1 Vote	After 30 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Pope Just Kissed a Muslim and a Half Men, but Plans to Offer Booze
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Probably Missed
1	1 Vote	This Urban Adventurer Takes Pictures That Will Help Keep You Safe When You're Negotiating
1	1 Vote	More Answers on Felons and Gun Rights and Mental Illness: Answering Readers Questions Answered by Science Fiction

—	1 Vote	Authorities Are Staying in Shape at Home Depot
—	1 Vote	Tennessee Titans in Home Invasion-Robbery Scheme, CA Cops Say Yes
—	1 Vote	Legendary QB Peyton Manning Reveals Advice He Gave Groupie Herpes
—	1 Vote	Arrests at Southern Border Reach Record Two Million Father
—	1 Vote	Joni Mitchell to Return to Middle-Earth
—	1 Vote	Former U.N. Ambassador Bill Richardson Visits Moscow to Discuss Postponement of Historic Artemis I Moon Rocket Monday. Here's How It Went

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