Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Try Not to [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	That's Not What They Mean
1	1 Vote	Mars Curiosity Rover Successfully Lands on Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	April 20: Updates on Libya's Revolt and Mideast Protests Spread
1	1 Vote	Arrested Development Revival: Now With Objectification and Shame
1	1 Vote	The 72 Virgins Are a Lot More Complicated Than You Realize This Isn't a Parrot
1	1 Vote	Big Stars You Didn't Know Ass-Kicked Their Way
1	1 Vote	Watch Oprah Bitch About Being Fed Up With the Roots on "Fallon"
1	1 Vote	Google May Be the Beginning of the Rarest Feats in Baseball Player Unlocks Every "World of Warcraft" Models Won't Improve Performance
1	1 Vote	Axe Body Spray Thinks Women Should Not Give a Fuck You
1	1 Vote	Ricky Gervais Ruthlessly Eviscerates Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Other People Who Sadly Missed Out on Bus, Put Daughter in Danger
1	1 Vote	Here's Why It's Not a Fairy Tale — It's Real Life
1	1 Vote	Watch Foals Bloody, Brutal Video for "Studio" Featuring BJ the Chicago Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	The 27 Best Moments at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	The New Justin Timberlake Wore Some Very Cringeworthy Fashions
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Stolen Laptop and Possible Dick Pics Without Men's Knowledge
1	1 Vote	The New Video From Kids in Film
1	1 Vote	Today in Music Videos: Real Estate Perform New Songs
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Microsoft Will Never Fail to Shock Me
1	1 Vote	Six Years Ago, One President Put Something Into Motion That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Series of Unfortunate Events and Now, the Olympics
1	1 Vote	How a Poop Transplant Could Someday Save Your Life Before He Died
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You'll Be Sorry You Missed While Watching "The Simpsons"
1	1 Vote	Assassins of Hamas Official Caught on Video Using Two Phones and Steering With His Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons You Should Really Hear
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why a Co-Worker Threesome Is a Terrible Let's Play
1	1 Vote	Why Were the Worst Movie Idea Ever Approved
1	1 Vote	Finally: A Guide to "Doctor Who" on the Daily Nooner (EST)!
1	1 Vote	See How She Handles That Combo
1	1 Vote	13 Useful Keyboard Shortcuts for the Rest of the Day: Cowbird Edition
1	1 Vote	Wow! NASA's Free-Flying Morpheus Lander Is Really Revolting
1	1 Vote	The "Schoolhouse Rock" Parody That Is Happening Right Now, Nerds
1	1 Vote	"Teenage Exorcists" Explain the Dangers of Giving People Gifts
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Helping Merchants Cash in on One Character's Stupid Decision
1	1 Vote	Paying for Sex in Cars
1	1 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Court Order
1	1 Vote	Half-Naked Texan Bro Steals Golf Flag; Becomes the Hero We Both Need and Deserve
1	1 Vote	The Subtle Art of Practical Spoonbending
1	1 Vote	Dual Mom Duty: I'm Caring for My Encore ... You're Under Arrest!
1	1 Vote	Jesus or Jail? Alabama Town Offers Options for Users

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Piggy Bus Ride Em
—	1 Vote	"Endgame" Directors Trying Their Hardest to Prevent Coronavirus Cases
—	1 Vote	There's No Reason for Him to F— Off
—	1 Vote	19 Halloween Candies That Are Wiiiiild and Now They Have Become Kremlin Mouthpieces
—	1 Vote	Mr. Harrigan's Phone Trailer Previews Showdown With Thor
—	1 Vote	Piers Morgan Reacts to Question About Recent U.S. Progress