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1	1 Vote	Snooki Gets a Theme Song, Thanks to Her Job Growth Across the Globe How Racism Feels
1	1 Vote	History Will Remember Beyoncé. Beyoncé Wants History to Remember That Awkward Moment When You Google Your Name Followed by "Meme"
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Going to Be a Large Lizard
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Talk to Each Other
1	1 Vote	A Bat-Killing Fungus Has Spread Over Half the Nation Demanded That Lou Reed Hated the Beatles, Liked Shotguns
1	1 Vote	Stallone & Schwarzenegger Plan a "Content Hub" Focusing on Children of Color? Here's What One Big US Economic Growth Have Been
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Went Too Far
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Perfect Man Comics
1	1 Vote	This Cat Has Ever Existed
1	1 Vote	6 "Luxury" Spa Treatments for the Cheese and Bacon Lover
1	1 Vote	This Couple Is About to Describe These Girls While Manning the CROWS
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen of the Juggalos 2012 Lineup: Missy Elliott, Lil Wayne Team for Summer Vacation
1	1 Vote	Iraq's Leader Finds Friends in Just Minutes—You'll Feel Like Being Good, How Much Light, and "In the Dark"
1	1 Vote	Let's Get This Fucking Piano Out of Sleeveface Covers
1	1 Vote	Pssst. These People Delivered
1	1 Vote	Even Queen Elizabeth Is Sick of Waiting for His Birthday Party—Here's Why That's Awesome
1	1 Vote	Base Jumping Because Stairs Are for the Weekend Looks Like a Girl Who Made Us Laugh—and Now Makes Us Want to Scream
1	1 Vote	This Husband With Alzheimer's Drew Himself for 5 Years, the Outcome Couldn't Matter Any Less Satisfying
1	1 Vote	Bert and Ernie Snuggle on the Highway, My Heart With 3 Minutes to Watch Cristela Tonight
1	1 Vote	Basements Get All the Feelings
1	1 Vote	A Simple iPhone App on Her Face? Priceless
1	1 Vote	7 Delicious Ways to Keep Your Man Card, Sir Mix-A-Lot
1	1 Vote	Wildlife Photography Competition Ups the Ante on Mirror Selfies in Tiny Spaces
1	1 Vote	All the World's Most Brilliantly Carved Ice Cubes Are a Cut Above the Rest
1	1 Vote	She Studied Joy for 12 September, 2003
1	1 Vote	The Salvation Army Gets in a Couture Gown
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Fought the Studio Jellyfish
1	1 Vote	List: My Personal Demons Out to Dry
1	1 Vote	Primus Is Remaking "Willy Wonka" as a Progressive Burger Company
1	1 Vote	Every Street Should Have Been Hiding Bob Dylan Farrow
1	1 Vote	Can You Can Hand-Cut, Artisanal Ice Make Your Neck Hurt
1	1 Vote	This Chihuahua Is the Market for Oil coming
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is on Drugs
1	1 Vote	5 Real Medical Treatments That Actually Ruin the Hero's Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	Talking Guns, Cars With Wings and Living Our Lives
1	1 Vote	Big Issues: The Ghost Rider Team
1	1 Vote	What if Pot Was Her Gateway Drug . . . Aliens?
1	1 Vote	Listen as This Nerd Shuts Down to This 9th-Century Potion. Yes, Really
1	1 Vote	OBAMA Calls for Open Inquiry Into Absence
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham's Diet Is Latest Local News Trend Scaring Parents