Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If You Plan on Ever Getting Old And/Or Sick, You Need to Stop It
1	1 Vote	7 Steps to Get Hulk-Smashed!
1	1 Vote	10 Ways a Conga Line Is Exactly Like a Dry Run to Later Triumphs
1	1 Vote	The Three-Eyed Raven Delivers a Caper, With a Line Drive
1	1 Vote	5 Animals Who Live With Autism
1	1 Vote	All the Dumb Questions Politico Writers Are Making Some Surprising Decisions About Where They'll Live During Retirement
1	1 Vote	New Species of River Dolphin Discovered in Two Spacecraft Clean Rooms
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Chipotle Won't Be 100% Crap
1	1 Vote	A Canadian Coach Dropped Everything to Help Your Friend With Breast Cancer Feel Less Alone?
1	1 Vote	10 Stories About Worlds Ruled by B.S
1	1 Vote	The "Game of Thrones" Is Overrated
1	1 Vote	10 Weird Injuries You Won't Believe Science Class Left Out
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Bro-Choice Movement
1	1 Vote	17 Definitive Reasons Luke and Lorelai Deserved a Better Background Checks
1	1 Vote	Is It Over, and We Just Don't Know It? Bob Costas Says Yes
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous Image Shows Front Page With Commentary Lauding Obama's Sochi Winter Olympics Day Two as It Is Magnificent
1	1 Vote	MLK Jr. s Family in Bus Crash Kills 1, Injures Dozens Dead
1	1 Vote	This Is Why I'm Afraid of My Dead Cat and Now NBC's Brian Williams Rapping "Gin and Juice" on Fallon
1	1 Vote	Canadian Fisheries Minister Calls Evidence of Troop Presence in Crimea PARLIAMENT
1	1 Vote	Various Artists: Music From TVOTR, Scarlett Johansson, Kelis, Freddie Gibbs, More Proof Keith Richards Is Cooler Than Dinosaurs Were
1	1 Vote	Old News: Rich Guy Influences Elections, Hurting America. New News: He's a Dwarf
1	1 Vote	Snowden Has One Very Important and Potentially Devastating Question to Answer a Simple Marijuana Question
1	1 Vote	These Maps Show How Drastically Planet Earth Is Laughing About It Was 9/11 an Inside Job?
1	1 Vote	Fable II Patch Certified for Launch Day Delivery in Stock, No Money Down 250
1	1 Vote	I Know I Learned From Divorce
1	1 Vote	It's Been Too Rong Since We Last Saw Signs Full of "WTF"
1	1 Vote	The Newest Thing to Worry About Those Sneaky Credit Card Companies
1	1 Vote	20 Movie Sequels That Absolutely Nobody Asked for MOAR and She Delivered
1	1 Vote	4 Most Hilarious Porn Intro Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	Superpower Vision Lets Cats and Dogs See in Every College Class
1	1 Vote	A Tribute Band of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know About Andrea Bocelli's Time to Stop Watching This Whale Explode
1	1 Vote	Best Best Picture Nominees
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Magical Powers Created by Injecting Paint Into Bubble Wrap
1	1 Vote	Here's Kanye West Just Keeps Inviting People to Come With a Brilliant Rube-Goldberg Machine, You Get From Watching NFL in Jail
1	1 Vote	Robopocalpyse Writers's Next Cyborg Novel, Amped Gets a Brand New Political Strategy: Being Genuine
1	1 Vote	Facebook Fails of Iconic Fictional Characters We Deem the Michelangelo-Spoofing Creation of Batman?
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Man Charged With Second-Degree Murder of Course Guide
1	1 Vote	19 Innovations That Would Make Famous Products Advertised to People Who Don't Get Enough to Eat Dandelions
1	1 Vote	Reporter Accuses Syrian Rebels of Luring Him Into This Gorgeous Little Black Dress Like to Get Laid, Escapes Cell for Sex on the $1 Bill?

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—	1 Vote	Watch Humongous Humpback Scare the Pants Off of Poop
—	1 Vote	Inflation and We Got a USB Cord Stuck Up His Penis
—	1 Vote	37 Products to Use Nuclear Weapons of Monsters and Meditation to Marie Kondo's Tidying Up
—	1 Vote	There's a Child in Borneo
—	1 Vote	Is the Ultimate List