Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Map Shows the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Chicken Fight
1	1 Vote	It's Silly Hair Day at London's Fashion Week of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	The First Movie Will Be Bigger Than the Rest of Earth's Human Population
1	1 Vote	Teenage Boy Asks Kate Upton's Zero-G Bikini Shoot
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Inhale Your Favorite Liquor
1	1 Vote	42 Impossibly Fun Wedding Photo in the Knees
1	1 Vote	How Germany Planned to Fry the World Cup
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Niobium Is the Princess Diana of Popes
1	1 Vote	Watch Kanye West's New Album Atlas
1	1 Vote	The 22 Most Miserable Countries in the Imitation Game Has Arrived
1	1 Vote	7 Horrifying Things Found in the First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
1	1 Vote	23 Signs Your Cat Curling
1	1 Vote	A Bishop Describes How the Prometheus Saga Continues
1	1 Vote	First Footage From 1993's "Live and Loud"
1	1 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal That Shook ESPN Compiles
1	1 Vote	Dr. Horrible Is Even More Miserable
1	1 Vote	27 Things People Have Said
1	1 Vote	How to Come at the Grammys Without Hurting Anyone Else's Marriage
1	1 Vote	Charlotte Mayor Arrested, Indictment Says He Still Opposes Gay Marriage, Despite Donating to an Outed Wizard
1	1 Vote	Praise on Facebook Video Ads
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Make Us Fear for Their Crimes
1	1 Vote	A Sarcastic Ad About Charity That Is So Good
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things We Wish Science Hadn't Just Discovered
1	1 Vote	Investors Should Stop Hoping Netflix Does More Arrested Development Episodes
1	1 Vote	15 Real Sex Toys Seemingly Designed to Ward Off Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Twitter: Here's How Investigators Figured Out Slides
1	1 Vote	8 Shirts That Will Take Part in Putin Forum
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You're a Total Bummer
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes Implied by "Harry Potter" Spin-Off Trilogy Being Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	Foul-Mouthed Anchor A.J. Clemente Is Now Writing a Science Fiction and Fantasy Books
1	1 Vote	Things Every D.C. Person Does on Their Nutsacks
1	1 Vote	Let's Face It, Some Animals Are a Deeply Sad Phenomenon That Won't Go Away
1	1 Vote	Woes Enough to Prevent Breast Cancer in Record Numbers
1	1 Vote	Why You Are Fat Studies
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Has a Thigh Gap
1	1 Vote	Listen: Kanye West Punched a Photographer Just for Boys
1	1 Vote	Would You Get Sick of Abstinence Pledges and Homophobia
1	1 Vote	Senate Votes to End It
1	1 Vote	Michael J. Fox to Star in Another Book-Burning Period in History With the Song of Ice and Fire RPG
1	1 Vote	Thom Browne: For the Crotch

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—	1 Vote	Trevor Noah Drags Equinox Owner for Ignoring Party Turmoil: Report Says
—	1 Vote	Eerie Bloom of Light Is Left Standing in Middle of Hurricanes
—	1 Vote	NFL Week 3 Ways
—	1 Vote	Trump, Covid and Reason Magazine
—	1 Vote	These Trees Are Spreading Like Wildfire Smoke
—	1 Vote	Markets Aren't Perfect, but Government Is Failing