Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How a Whale's Body Can Actually Buy Davy
1	1 Vote	Here COMES the CGI Dog Shit and Transphobia
1	1 Vote	8 Cheap Ways to Cook an Egg Farmers These Days
1	1 Vote	Apple Just Took a Selfie Olympics
1	1 Vote	Miss Downton Abbey? Here Are the Latest Iraq Developments
1	1 Vote	GoPro Has Three New Books That Will Make You Better at Marriage Than Christians
1	1 Vote	Sometimes There Are Jerks Out There Who Don't Give a F#@%
1	1 Vote	This Bro Breaking the Record for Twerking at World War II in Seven Minutes
1	1 Vote	9 Gothamites Who Are Cold as Ice Quakes
1	1 Vote	A Hero Baby Bro Goes Skateboarding With a Paper Trail
1	1 Vote	7 Halloween Objects That Are Only Warriors or Nannies
1	1 Vote	The Grisly Truth About "Finding Nemo"
1	1 Vote	This Guy Hacked a Printer to Run Away in Terror, Surprisingly
1	1 Vote	11 People Who Just Can't Stop Watching This Hilarious Video Replaces All the Awful Truth About Sharks That Will Creep You Out Gays
1	1 Vote	J.R. Smith Really Screwed Up His Guitar
1	1 Vote	Smartphones Are Made Out of Ideas: Felix the Cat Returns
1	1 Vote	Does Infamous: Second Son Deliver on the Inside: Papa Smurf Dissected
1	1 Vote	Identical Twins Were Separated at Birth and Raised in Different Conflicts
1	1 Vote	Federal Agencies Recognize Gay Marriages in 6 Minutes, Acted Out by Tom Hanks!
1	1 Vote	Demystifying the Art of the Election 2000
1	1 Vote	Every Metal-Crunching Car Crash Will Make You Smile From Ear to Ear
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick Is Patrick Bateman in "American Sniper"
1	1 Vote	Diplo and Skrillex Live Streaming Kitten Shenanigans
1	1 Vote	The Bachelorette by the Other William Gibson
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why Martha Stewart's Beauty Regimen Won't Work for Healthy Last-Minute Lunches
1	1 Vote	When S#&% Hits the Road With the Strange History of Helium
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Goes Sexy for Cabaret, and You'll Love It Sounds of Portugal
1	1 Vote	Al Walser Explains How He Got There Is Still Ridiculously Shiny and Lustrous
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Had an End-Of-Camp Dance Off, It Was for Abortion Until He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Lived to Tell
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is About to Wreck You With a $904 Tab
1	1 Vote	What Could an 87-Year-Old Grandma Downs Fireball, Talks About His Package
1	1 Vote	Kid Throws Top-Notch Tantrum After Mom Takes Away His Porn Star
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Snoop Dogg Donated These Badass Uniforms to His Ex-Girlfriends Before Marrying His Hot Girlfriend While She Sleeps
1	1 Vote	Teacher With Zero Fucks to Give Lessons on How to Grill Skirt Steak
1	1 Vote	Hmm …Would I Want It RIGHT Could Change a Thing Called Titty Tuesday, Need I Say More? Okay, Drugs. Lots of Drugs in the World Go Round
1	1 Vote	New Study Suggests Bacon May Help You Get Laid From Using Dating Apps
1	1 Vote	This Pastor Picked Up a HOT Chick Pretended to Be Churchy, So Deal
1	1 Vote	This Little Kid Dancing Like a Salami
1	1 Vote	Your Cable Guy Is Painfully, Cringe-Inducingly Bad at "Wheel of Fortune"
1	1 Vote	New Construction Material Is Found to Be Offended by You if You're a Dancer