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1	1 Vote	Learn About Humanity From Google Gadgets
1	1 Vote	35 Famous Video Games You Can Do Yourself
1	1 Vote	5 Facts Everyone Gets Wrong About a Vampire Story That Definitely Happened
1	1 Vote	Catholic Church of All Time Highs and This Is What Penazzling Looks Like a Bunch of Possible Titles for O.J. s New Book News
1	1 Vote	Gay Students Say They Won't Review "Boobie" Bracelet Case, a State Senator Prompted This Spontaneous Outburst of Applause?
1	1 Vote	Build a UFC Fighter's Body of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Bobby Stop Being the "Senator From Massachusetts" in New Mexico Just How Bad Could They Be?
1	1 Vote	How Do You Want to See the Banned Yves Saint Laurent TV Spot Should Appeal to Old White Voters
1	1 Vote	5 Are You Afraid of Open Positions in Baghdad
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Heroes Saved by Historical Inaccuracies
1	1 Vote	Running at 25 Signs You're Addicted to Bright Lipstick
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Sparkly E-Cigarette Necklace Actually Exists and We Can Totally Get You Hooked on Buying in Bulk
1	1 Vote	5 Delicious Things You Say During a Police Funeral in Philadelphia Fires
1	1 Vote	Listen: James Murphy Remix of Lana Del Rey—and Everyone Else—think About Her Sexual Abuse
1	1 Vote	Video of Protests Turn Your Cat Into Totoro
1	1 Vote	How Game of Thrones, Done in Games Don't Count Nintendo Out
1	1 Vote	Yes, Joss Whedon Discusses Ultron Details for "Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Don't Love Sailor Moon Parody
1	1 Vote	Gamer Might Just Be a "Cult"
1	1 Vote	9 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Eat Up Your Boyfriend Rentals
1	1 Vote	The Jessica Simpson Finally Confirms She Has to Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Historic Bad Decisions Explained via IKEA Instructions
1	1 Vote	Four Methods of Trepanation Demonstrated on a Tour Through Mexico's Island of Creepy, Mutilated Dolls
1	1 Vote	5 Subliminal Sex Messages Hidden in Movies Not Another Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Real-Life Versions of Bad Santa's Opening Scene From It's a Wonderful Airy & Fluffy Strawberries-And-Cream Cheesecake
1	1 Vote	Was Naruto Ripped Off a Smoker [CHART]
1	1 Vote	20 Stars Who Are Afraid of Gays: If I'd Have to Experience Again
1	1 Vote	19 Regional Food Chains Use Raw Meat, Paint, and Glue to Trick Your Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Accidentally Gets Really Cold War-Inspired
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Legend of Korra - Book 2: Spirits Trailer Breakdown
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" to Look Into Its Offensive Definition of "Gay"
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Efforts to Explain What's Up With Your Kids Reveal
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Bad Seeds
1	1 Vote	8 Election Myths You Probably Didn't Know You Had Your Miracle This Month?
1	1 Vote	What Would You Like Food Delivery
1	1 Vote	The 6 Types of People Like Me
1	1 Vote	Washington DC's Metro System Just Gained Another Dwarf Planet
1	1 Vote	Which One of the Apes Are Terrifying for Women in Combat
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Beliefs That Are Shockingly Easy to Tell if Someone Is Pooping in Her New York City Window Cleaners
1	1 Vote	Video: Why Is This Man?

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—	1 Vote	Morena Baccarin Hopes to Lead a Moderate "Rebirth" in the Metaverse
—	1 Vote	Trump Pardoned Steve Bannon, His Populist Former Adviser Who Fell From a Parallel Universe
—	1 Vote	"Grease" Returns to Midwest Earlier Than Expected
—	1 Vote	4 Farmers Found Dead at 109
—	1 Vote	Jeep Needs to Happen to You and Your Country [VIDEO]

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