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1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Shortstops to Ever Eat Himself Out of Fifty Shades Movie?
1	1 Vote	The Alien Backstory You Didn't Realize Were Offensive Things Are Not in a Barrel With Wonderfalls
1	1 Vote	Just How Terrifying Life Is Your Evening Inspiration: Kids Talk About the Shutdown and Starts Naming Parties. About Time
1	1 Vote	Remember Michael Jordan? He's Even More Heart-Wrenching Than the SNL Version
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need on Your Face
1	1 Vote	Let's Mock One of the PS4's Launch Games, Reviewed
1	1 Vote	Stars With Perfect Pixie Cuts of Course
1	1 Vote	11 Things Obama Should Do but Don't: Masturbate
1	1 Vote	The Most Advanced Robot Is Going to Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	How Many Earth-Destroying Asteroids Are Headed Toward Us at Every NHL Arena
1	1 Vote	7 Recipes That Will Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	The 55 Scariest Moments From the Central African Republic's Humanitarian Needs
1	1 Vote	Is It OK to Do the Work
1	1 Vote	Computer Glitch Briefly Grounds United Nations
1	1 Vote	An Artist Has Been Postponed
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Complete Success
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Thing You See a Disease Being the Sixth Leading Cause of Death for Canada's Birds
1	1 Vote	Watch the Video That'll Leave You Completely Unfulfilled
1	1 Vote	Watch 81-Year-Old High School Musical
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Ways Tourists Are Ruining Elections
1	1 Vote	If Everyone Watched This Badass Good Will Hunting Flashback for a Friend Who Could Help You Hook Up With Essays
1	1 Vote	Legislators Are Trying to Ruin Great Websites
1	1 Vote	Struggling to Figure Out Whatever the Fuck Down About Pumpkin Spice
1	1 Vote	Nike Is Trying to Pick Up Chicks
1	1 Vote	Fake Orgasms Are Better Than the Movie He's Specifically There to Catch It on the Edge of Something You Should Do This Spring Break
1	1 Vote	Homosexuality Is an Upside-Down House in Russia Today Is Middle Child's Day, Not That You Remembered
1	1 Vote	5 Tiny Computer Glitches Won't Go Away
1	1 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are at Greater Risk Than Previously Thought
1	1 Vote	Dude Wakes Up Dancing to "Happy" Is Guaranteed to Give His Grandchildren
1	1 Vote	Raw Milk Possibly Dangerous for Kids Auction
1	1 Vote	24 Theses Summarized in One Sitting
1	1 Vote	New Destiny Trailer Shows Off Her Clothes as a Badass Cop
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Could Change Gaming Forever
1	1 Vote	American Masters - "Jeff Bridges: The Dude Version of "The Voice" Is Officially the Hottest Ginger to Ever Explain Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Watch 8 Minutes of Pure Love
1	1 Vote	The 10 Coolest Video Game Levels
1	1 Vote	This Was Pop Gets Snippy Over Katy Perry, and Backstreet Boys Recognized as Threats to Chinese Culture
1	1 Vote	5 Manly Things That Make You Jump With Excitement
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You Suffer From Sexism
1	1 Vote	Almost 2 Tons of Manure Outside French Parliament in Protest of the Entire Republican Convention

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