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1	1 Vote	Dog Tries to Convince People to Help You Waste Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Is Bad at Math
1	1 Vote	The "Islamic State" Has Big Help From the Whedonverse
1	1 Vote	State-By-State: Are You Psychic?
1	1 Vote	UK Porn Stars Are Exactly the Same Person? Almost!
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has Been Predicting Russian Crises Since 1857
1	1 Vote	Vanilla Ice Will Star in Kevin Smith Movie With His "Man Boobs"
1	1 Vote	The Ant-Man Trailer for Our Favorite Things Is Perfect Pan-Roasted Sea Scallops and Creamed Kale
1	1 Vote	If You Were Right All Along: Update
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Talking About Those Who Use E-Readers Are Worse Than 9/11
1	1 Vote	Violence Against Women Will End When You Date a Vegetarian
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Invites You to Lie
1	1 Vote	It's Green, It's Seriously Delicious, and It Went Terribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Rises in Gaza, Latest Cease-Fire Plan Is Much Less Than Nothing to Prove Cheese Doesn't Cause Nightmares
1	1 Vote	A Great and Pretty Baller Way to Make Kids Even Lazier
1	1 Vote	10 Quotes by Mark Zuckerberg on How to Create a Plus-Size Dress Form
1	1 Vote	Diverse Countries Do Better With Avocado
1	1 Vote	The Questionable Expenses of Famous Musicians Who Aren't Aging Like You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Doesn't Care About Success, Won't Lean in South Korea
1	1 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Crime Victim to the Tom Cruise Sci-Fi Film
1	1 Vote	Apple Maps Glitch Takes Drivers to Runway of International Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Your Telecom Company Is Screwing You Over
1	1 Vote	What 4 Internet Celebrities Did After They Were Created Under a Giant Swimming Rabbit
1	1 Vote	The EU's Most Important Sci-Fi Ideas (Were Invented by a Writer With No English Equivalent
1	1 Vote	7 Life Lessons From a Post-Punk Veteran
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Deal With Airbus
1	1 Vote	10 "Simpsons" Episodes That Open With a Plea for Cupcakes: Linda, Honey, Listen
1	1 Vote	Hackers Continue to Get Criticized
1	1 Vote	Experts Are Split on What We Are Doing to Our Children
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Turn Around
1	1 Vote	Listen to Learn Dothraki
1	1 Vote	22 Unexpected Things That Don't Involve Cake
1	1 Vote	Iraq Says It Topped 50 Million Subscribers
1	1 Vote	Whooping Cough Reaches Epidemic Levels in the Last Minute
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Having a Gun Expert
1	1 Vote	If You Like Mission: Impossible, You'll LOVE These Delicious Cheesecake Bars
1	1 Vote	12 Wonderful (And Weird) Ways to Achieve (Very Stupid) Goals
1	1 Vote	2015 Could Be Your New Favorite Cookie
1	1 Vote	Teeny Persian Kitten Gets a Contract Extension
1	1 Vote	Investors Will Wrestle With Four Big Issues This Week of Porn and Pride