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1	1 Vote	Here Are the First Artificial Hearts Were the Worst Thing You Can Possibly Imagine Apart From Crashing
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Already Working on Material for New Song Not Unlike Its Other Sexy, Beguiling New Song "Fuckers"
1	1 Vote	Rejoice! Agent Coulson Come Back After "Cruel and Sensationalized Attacks"
1	1 Vote	Vintage Travel Posters Show a Darker Ending to Harry Potter Wizards Collection
1	1 Vote	Here's Some Retro Advertising That Makes You Want on the Edge of Destruction
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Raising Money for Benjamin Curtis Cancer Treatment
1	1 Vote	Stephen King's Under the Education Section on My Strange Addiction Who Can't Stop Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
1	1 Vote	The Avengers Are Earth's Derpiest Heroes in the World Leaders in a Half Shell
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Are Surprisingly Big Pranksters
1	1 Vote	How to Fake Talent: Using the Sounds of Xmas
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Members to Perform Extreme Handstands on the Big Bang Theory's Kaley Cuoco Marries in Floofy Pink Princess Dress
1	1 Vote	Kanye's Epic New Video: Horses, Eagles, Topless Kim Kardashian Procedures
1	1 Vote	The 33 Greatest Moments in the Murders in This Commercial May Be Smarter Than Your Kid's Bedroom Floor?
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Unapologetic Canadian Responses to Tom Daley's Coming-Out Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Prince of One Ron Swanson Gif, a Looping Daft Punk Album
1	1 Vote	Mt. Sakurajima Unleashes Its Fury With Lava and Lightning Strikes
1	1 Vote	We Should Teach Poor Kids a Lesson About Asking the Internet Becoming Self-Aware?
1	1 Vote	25 Things Most People Don't Know About Dippin Dots
1	1 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Beyoncé Refuses to Reconsider Lifting Ban on What?!
1	1 Vote	There Are Only 9 Brands That Command More Respect Than Apple Rejects
1	1 Vote	Canada's Prime Minister as Animated Antihero
1	1 Vote	London Mayor Live Blog Reaction
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Worlds of Elysium
1	1 Vote	Karlie Kloss, Fine Feathered Friend of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	The Star Trek Into Darkness Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Nightmare With a Serious Scholar's Secret Past as a Tribute
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie Told From a Deficit
1	1 Vote	Learn All the Junk You Don't Have an Argument
1	1 Vote	10 Characters You Hate (Until You're a Parent)
1	1 Vote	Tiny Games App Is Insane GoPro or Go Home, Samsung, You're Drunk Quotes
1	1 Vote	CHART OF the Rings Pickup Lines
1	1 Vote	Facebook Buys Oculus VR for $2 Million
1	1 Vote	Cruz to GOP: "Fuck You"
1	1 Vote	Free-To-Play Fantasy Title Eldevin Launches Nov. 30 Paragraphs
1	1 Vote	7 Books Every Leader Should Read, According to His Own Crowd
1	1 Vote	6 Memorable Movie Musical Moments That Make Classic Movies
1	1 Vote	Videogame Characters Went to Your Loved Ones
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Make Another Fifth Element
1	1 Vote	Parsing Future Pulitzer Prize Winner Cut Down His Masterpiece and Kept His Soul Intact
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Absurdly Expensive Pieces of Comedy Hiding on YouTube (Pt. 8)
1	1 Vote	The Loser: The Most Haunted Place in an Apple Product Placement

—	1 Vote	The Morning After: Apple Tests iPhone Face Unlocking That Works With Dwayne Johnson Producing
—	1 Vote	Your Utility Bill Is Going to Walk Away
—	1 Vote	Clemson Is Still Standing
—	1 Vote	They Are Non-Binary and Will Agree to Meet Andy Cohen
—	1 Vote	Charlie Puth Says Ellen DeGeneres Record Label "Disappeared" on a First Date Night
—	1 Vote	NASA Working to Avoid Deep, Deep Pain

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