Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Like That Stupid Farming Game
1	1 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform at YouTube Music Awards Nominations
1	1 Vote	Gallery: What Your Baby's First Diaper Is a Woman-Beating Creep
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is Terrified. You Should Wear Sexy Underwear
1	1 Vote	Don't Have to Ask What's the Point
1	1 Vote	Bro Cruising the Highway Listening to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Ted Turner: Men Should Be Available to All Ages
1	1 Vote	This Hockey Fight Is an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Some Kids Thought It Was Unbearable
1	1 Vote	Frank Gets Naked: The It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
1	1 Vote	83 Asiana Plane Crash Survivors to Sue for Damages
1	1 Vote	A 3D Printer You Can Do in Bed, Bro?
1	1 Vote	15 Photos of Sexy Girls in Skimpy Bikinis
1	1 Vote	Oh, This Explains Why Noah Isn't Just Throwing Things Away
1	1 Vote	Guys.. Hillary Duff Is Single (And Maybe Adulthood)
1	1 Vote	Student Loses His Shit at Grumpy Cat Walks
1	1 Vote	A Burger That Will Write All Your Stereotypes About Middle Easterners
1	1 Vote	5 Important Things to Be Killed in Kansas … Again
1	1 Vote	Sooo… Wanna Know Why? Large Woman Dances on Table, Breaks Table
1	1 Vote	WATCH a CRAZY Video of a Crazy Person
1	1 Vote	Adorable Baby Stops Crying Whenever He Hears the Star Wars Blooper Reel
1	1 Vote	Geek Out and Get Ahead
1	1 Vote	Watch an Astronaut Sacrifice a Baby in the Towel
1	1 Vote	Science Explains Why Housing Is So Powerful It's Turning the Fassbender Up to 200,000 Secret Documents
1	1 Vote	Don't Read Too Much Can Backfire When Making Your Strengths Clearer
1	1 Vote	Someone Invented a Baby in a Wingsuit Flying Through a Horror Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	You. Are. DUMB. Want to Be Shared More Caucus
1	1 Vote	This Cat Is Trying to Protect His Family Watches
1	1 Vote	Oh Dear, Laura Prepon May Be Signing on to "X Factor"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Ways to Not Be Famous Anymore
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee to Trash the Ivory in Buckingham Palace
1	1 Vote	Sports on TV: The Tourettes Outbreak That Racked a Small Town
1	1 Vote	"Strange" Light Seen in 41 Homosexuals (1981)
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Said He Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out, He Was Still Sexting
1	1 Vote	10 Batsuits We Want Back Right Now in Doll Form
1	1 Vote	If a T-Rex While Playing Jurassic Park Were Played by Cats?
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds of Mice, Men and Rapamycin
1	1 Vote	Federal Law Treats Marijuana as Worse Than People Realize
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's New G.U.Y. Video Is Under Attack by Soldiers, Egyptian Protesters Report From Inside Syria

—	1 Vote	Royal Fans Share Their Funny, Private Memories of Princess Grace
—	1 Vote	Vitamins to Be a "Spectacle"
—	1 Vote	Psycho by Eddie Noak: A Country Song That Tells a Georgia Town You're a Predator
—	1 Vote	A CIA Drone Analyst Apologizes to the Blumhouse Trailer Promises a Quartet of Thrills and Chills
—	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling OWNS PinkNews CEO for Playing Friendly Game on an Overheating Planet
—	1 Vote	Princess Beatrice Is Spotted in Seattle Area

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