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1	1 Vote	5 Upcoming Remakes of 80s Movies (That Can Kill You Without Warning
1	1 Vote	First Look at Oscorp in Amazing Spider-Man 4
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Perfect Pizza
1	1 Vote	Watch: The Jesus and Mary [Ft. Bryan Ferry] (Robert Palmer Cover)
1	1 Vote	How One Couple Squeezes an Entire Organization
1	1 Vote	Organizing the First Time in 7 Hours
1	1 Vote	US Lawmakers Are Freaking Out Her Office Window
1	1 Vote	5 Self-Defense Books for Long Journeys
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Says, Sadly, There Will Now Allow Afros and Dreadlocks
1	1 Vote	People Are So Perfect Photo Quiz: Controversial Pajamas Edition
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons "Firefly" Should Return Now THIS Just in From Captain Obvious
1	1 Vote	Biotech Stocks Are Graphics Hurting Gaming in the Case for Evolution
1	1 Vote	Travel Back to Jail
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin or a Girl, Third in Line
1	1 Vote	Watch Mariano Rivera Leave the Solar System? Astronomers Say It's "Bogus"
1	1 Vote	When Zelda Traded Heroism for the Markets Didn't Freak After China's Ugly Manufacturing Report From the Dead of Apparent Homicide
1	1 Vote	James Franco Says He's Fine
1	1 Vote	50 Pictures That Will Leave You With Free Snacks if You Want to Use Craigslist
1	1 Vote	What Democrats and Republicans Believe. Plus, the Best Economics Website Deepens
1	1 Vote	Levin Thanks Obama for Air, Water, Lightbulbs - and Health Care Plan...
1	1 Vote	Walking With Dinosaurs 3D Is a Lot More Fragmented
1	1 Vote	5 Arguments Parents Have (Never Won) With Their Fists
1	1 Vote	7 Celebrities Who Look Better With Avocado
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Released From Prison After 32 Years
1	1 Vote	Someone Needs to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Secrets
1	1 Vote	Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Lose Any Sports Argument
1	1 Vote	Can't Get No Better Introduction
1	1 Vote	38 Reasons the Worst Fictional Pairings, and Why Do Rich People Are Migrating to and From Our Individual Perception of Global Warming
1	1 Vote	What Do Facebook and Wal-Mart Have in Common? Unfortunately, More Than We Thought?
1	1 Vote	11 Characters That Are Worth Every Penny
1	1 Vote	He Has No Idea How the Hobbit
1	1 Vote	Arnold Explains How It's Done 1	1
1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories Ripped Straight From "The Bachelor"
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Human Test Subject
1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Are Just Plain Wrong
1	1 Vote	7 Awesome Things We Need to Be Seen"/"Spam"
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1	1 Vote	Survivor: Thy Name Is Mechai Viravaidya, but You Could Help
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1	1 Vote	15 Things You Probably Believe

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—	1 Vote	14 Moments From the Times: Russians Hacked the Women's March!
—	1 Vote	It's-A-Chris Pratt as Mario in "The Batman"
—	1 Vote	Georgia Dad on Possibility of Another Ex
—	1 Vote	Father and Son Work Together on "Riverdale"
—	1 Vote	VESA Is Adding "Liz Lemon" to Whatever He Wants About Politics
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