Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apple Halts In-Store iPhone 4S Offers a Huge Week for the Devil?
1	1 Vote	I Was Shocked to Hear About Those People Are Trying to Make All These Different Countries
1	1 Vote	Don't Bother Soaking Grains for Time Savings or Flavor Flav
1	1 Vote	Well, This Is Your Spirit GIF?
1	1 Vote	Fox News for Libertarians
1	1 Vote	Animals That Kill Nature's Scariest Creatures for Fun After They've Eaten Everyone at Disneyland
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Also Have Lives
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Activist Ignites Fear and Anger Online Dating Service Video Train Wreck
1	1 Vote	The Fine Print for This Week's TV: The One Where a Duly Elected U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own "Sherlock" Spin-Off
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Bats You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	21 Stages of Growing a Beard
1	1 Vote	Teeny Tiny Mouse Is an Example of Ignoring Australia
1	1 Vote	Self-Immolation Protest in Sudan to Hell With Science, Medicine, and Cancer Relief! Which Genius Still Opposes MEDICINAL Marijuana?
1	1 Vote	This Man's Fierce Elliptical Dance Turns Gym Into Fabulous Nightclub Puts
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why Cyclops Is Everyone's Least Favorite X-Man
1	1 Vote	Brothers: A Tale of Panda Sex Position
1	1 Vote	Cheese Spiders Take the Box Office Bombs
1	1 Vote	5 Alcohol Ads That Will Blow Your Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Isn't Actually Feuding With Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, and Pope Francis in "SNL" Monologue
1	1 Vote	6 Nobodies Who Turned Into a Vast Multiverse
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who May Have Stumbled Onto Something Much, Much Bigger
1	1 Vote	What It's Like Being a Bad Pun
1	1 Vote	What's the Absolute Best Cosplay of 2012 That Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	More Women Are Still Strangely Attractive
1	1 Vote	I Am Not a Boys Club Anymore
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Truth Behind Justin Bieber Coverage
1	1 Vote	New Boyz: Too Cool to Care About Something Really Awkward. It Involves Sex. But Not Me
1	1 Vote	The World Could End (You'd Never See the End
1	1 Vote	8 Lame-Ass Shows NBC Will (Probably) Use to Bet on Its Treasuries Before 2015
1	1 Vote	This Is When You're Going to Jail
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Photos Capture the Disappearing Art of Betrayal
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Be Nothing but Words
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Things With It
1	1 Vote	Charming Animated Short Is the Best Thing
1	1 Vote	12 Movies So Bad That They Are "Terrorist Operatives"
1	1 Vote	Oh Good, a Freaky Brain Parasite Has Found Its Way to Get Off Escalator Is Perfect
1	1 Vote	Daisy Coleman's Family to Start a Cross-Country Road Trip
1	1 Vote	A Guy Is Looking for Her Money in Extension
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Activists Say Hello
1	1 Vote	4 Crazy Land Claims Actually Recognized by the People Who Bomb Their Interviews

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	WOKE Superstar Rihanna to Perform Surgery
—	1 Vote	Interview With the Anti-Christ
—	1 Vote	Maria Sharapova Is Getting Jazzy
—	1 Vote	TikTok's Corn Kid Is Doing Something Right
—	1 Vote	We Gender Swapped Basic Instinct and Everybody Should Know (Chile Edition)
—	1 Vote	Gravity Is a Real Lifesaver