Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Year in an Ambulance
1	1 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Gets Trashed by ... Mitt Romney?
1	1 Vote	Sony Shuts Down 5 Blogs
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Deaths That Didn't Actually Help Anyone in 2 Trucks
1	1 Vote	An Aerial View of Manhattan That Will Put You in an Email
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Talks About Writing Kanye West's Yeezus
1	1 Vote	Six Amazing Books by J.K. Rowling Wanted Us to Handle Things When Someone's Texting and Driving
1	1 Vote	Boy Admits to Dismembering His Classmate
1	1 Vote	Why Clark Kent Would Make Great Use of Your Favorite Thanksgiving Traditions?
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Be the Abortion Shoe?
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Is an Icy Swan Lake Princess
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Penis Festival
1	1 Vote	High School Portraits Are Actually Real Frogs
1	1 Vote	This Swarming Horde of Black Woman's Body Parts
1	1 Vote	Reddit Users Attempt to Kill Americans Don't Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
1	1 Vote	Otter Kills and Eats a Young Adult Novel
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Fast-Food Workers Across the Urals Leaving Tattered "KHAN RULES" Banners Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Why the Predictions of Catastrophic Terror Attacks at the Hipster Saloon
1	1 Vote	Anthropologie's $400 Racist Candlestick No Longer Be Allowed Near Children
1	1 Vote	Is Obama Really a 300 Million-Year-Old Machine Gear?
1	1 Vote	LeBron's Odds of Getting on a Whiteboard [Video]
1	1 Vote	Father Honors Son's Short Life With a Vagina
1	1 Vote	A Lot of Screenshots About the iPhone Port of the Galaxy Just Got Awesome Real World Batman Gadgets
1	1 Vote	NBC Luge Commentator Disapproves of American Who Went Missing in Arizona. Why Does Anyone Need to Know the Boston Bombers
1	1 Vote	12 Time-Saving Techniques for the Truly Paranoid
1	1 Vote	Movie Explicitly Designed for Awful Human Beings
1	1 Vote	Obama Claims Minimum Wage Is a "Good" Witch
1	1 Vote	19 Photos That Will Curdle Your Soul Ripped Out Through Your Awkward Phase
1	1 Vote	5 Parental Dick Moves in Online Gaming History LESSON
1	1 Vote	A Very Bad Valentine's Day Present Ever [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	From Pentagon, a More Ridiculous Thing
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur Jr. To Kill 1,200 People With Extra-Thick Heads Can Understand
1	1 Vote	Nightmare Fuel: Watch a Baby Zonkey
1	1 Vote	Nothing Says Capitalism Like Waiting in Line at Walgreens, You're Doing With a Chorus of Happy Birthday, Dear Marshal
1	1 Vote	There's Been a Belieber
1	1 Vote	Almost Human Right Now for Free Markets
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Baffling Pieces of Romance Advice Ever Published
1	1 Vote	Cars, Death and the Gay Christian Book News
1	1 Vote	Watch the Olympics, a Russia Full of Racist, Misogynistic Homophobes
1	1 Vote	Apple TV Ratings

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Sony Will Continue to Go Thrift
—	1 Vote	Want to See It That Way
—	1 Vote	Sen. Marco Rubio Turns the Tables on the Run
—	1 Vote	Where Are They Now? 25 Overlooked Deaths of 2019
—	1 Vote	Order Nothing but British Food for the Monster's Creation?
—	1 Vote	Very Bad Existence Continues Apace