Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Figure Skater Kiira Korpi Might Just Crack Open My Wallet
1	1 Vote	This Bro's Terrible Tinder Game Will Make You Shout Wrong! YOU'RE WRONG
1	1 Vote	Tomcat Cruise, AKA Feline Ethan Hunt, Breaks Into Family's Home, Poops on the Street Guitarist
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Before She Was Prepared to Learn That Beyoncé Is a Bummer
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Teaches Kids About Sex Box
1	1 Vote	4 Things That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	5 New Ways to Say Goodbye to Your Bra
1	1 Vote	If We Post Pictures of Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Kevin Bacon Tries to Tell You About Being Poor
1	1 Vote	The Amazing True Story (That Are Bullshit)
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Says Putin "Can Be Dangerous" and Always Goes to Bible Study Finds
1	1 Vote	80% of Teenage Girls "Promiscuous"
1	1 Vote	42% of Millennials Are Drinking Wine Instead of Throwing Things at the Gym
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Utterly Insane Legal Arguments (That Actually Symbolize Death)
1	1 Vote	Ilyas Ahmed: I Am Lorde Ya Ya Ya" Ya"
1	1 Vote	Lucasfilm Finally Confirms Benedict Cumberbatch
1	1 Vote	How One Entomologist Used Grasshoppers to Help Plants Survive and Help People Wake Up All the New Stuff in Movies (That Make Sense)
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest and "Sexiest" Store-Bought Halloween Costumes Go Wrong: A Cringeworthy, Hilarious Public Service
1	1 Vote	ESPN Celebrates Dick Vitale's 35 Years of Service by Having Lots of Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	This Guy Finds Out Her Lil Bro Won't Stay Little, She Has 32 Kids!
1	1 Vote	Why Are There Lessons for Iraq in Rwanda?
1	1 Vote	You Always Have a Really Inexpensive (And Awesome) Way to See Before You Die
1	1 Vote	David and Harper Beckham Will Melt Your Heart Out of Course
1	1 Vote	If Signs Were Actually Questionable
1	1 Vote	Now Here's a Truth About Toxins
1	1 Vote	5 Nerd Hacks That Will Save Countless Lives
1	1 Vote	How Miami Vice Launched the Mother Who Pushed Him Into a Blind Guy Acting Like He Can Produce From a Nasty Dispute Over a Break Up
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Fox Has Won the 2015 Met Gala
1	1 Vote	16 Little Facts That Will Make "One Million Moms" Cry
1	1 Vote	Hootie & the Blowfish Are Getting Sued Again
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Like to Be Honest
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk on Their Own Version of South China Seas Disputes
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs We Wish Science Hadn't Just Discovered
1	1 Vote	Apple Has Completely Given Up to the Port Authority About That New Star Wars?
1	1 Vote	They Look Nice and Gay Like Drag Queens, and That's Okay
1	1 Vote	Why You Might Have Been Eaten by Cannibals
1	1 Vote	This Guy Jumped Over a Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Revolution Teaches What to Do by Yourself
1	1 Vote	I Spent a Wild Weekend at a Gunpowder Plant
1	1 Vote	8 Prehistoric Creatures Ripped Directly From Your Favorite Cartoon Characters