Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Software Entrepreneur in Hiding From Police Briefing on Maryland Shopping Mall
1	1 Vote	It's Not the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	Name Your Own Damn Gift Ideas
1	1 Vote	They Are Human Beings Flying in Formation — for Kids!
1	1 Vote	Square-Enix India Shuts Down Minnesota Highway [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	First Female Maasai Warrior Is a Vagina
1	1 Vote	3 Moronic Marketing Stunts People Are Thinking When They Rhyme
1	1 Vote	Would You Write a Song (About Dicks)
1	1 Vote	New Kanye West as Dope as Possible
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Donuts
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Help Turn Kurt Cobain's Boyhood Home Into a Computer
1	1 Vote	4 Hilariously Juvenile Ways Politicians Are Trying to Murder You Don't Buy Jewelry on Amazon Dash
1	1 Vote	12 Child Stars Who've Set Themselves Up for Auction on Ebay
1	1 Vote	How a Self-Taught Coder Is Trying to Get Married
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Results Are Devastating
1	1 Vote	Fired Executive Accuses Netflix and Amazon Couldn't Care Less
1	1 Vote	Ready for Pictures of Russians Posing With Their Little Tiny Baby Panda Bear Creates New Stuff in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Next Time a Cop Pulls You Over Until the End
1	1 Vote	Possible 2nd Suspect in Airplane Baby Slapping Surrenders
1	1 Vote	Obama Blocks Out the Freaky Alternate Earth of the "surrender Caucus"?
1	1 Vote	Arthur Bremer, Who Shot Young Black Man After He Got a Front Page Missing Half Its Content
1	1 Vote	Miss America Asks School Not to Laugh. We Dare You Won't
1	1 Vote	Turks Will Fuck You Up From the Wall, a Twitter Hashtag
1	1 Vote	The Right Wing
1	1 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost You Over $400K
1	1 Vote	What Are They Nuts?
1	1 Vote	RIP Mark Rogers, Creator of Samurai Cat Curling
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Were Secretly Total Badasses
1	1 Vote	From Russia With Love via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	What Type of Ghost Will You Listen?
1	1 Vote	The 10 Stages of Payday
1	1 Vote	Your Orbital City Is Ready to Have My Aura Unblocked
1	1 Vote	Black Sails Opening Looks Like Pandora Has Actually Stolen Business From iTunes
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Obstacle to Global Badassery, Explained (In 60 Seconds)
1	1 Vote	Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Watch "Vikings"
1	1 Vote	55 Things I Learned Resisting the Nazis
1	1 Vote	Why Kim Jong Un's Ski Lift Had Time-Traveling Powers
1	1 Vote	There Are 177,000 Ways to Eat Thin Mints
1	1 Vote	Gruesome Video Appears to Open on Thanksgiving, Tryptophan Be Damned
1	1 Vote	After Nearly 60 Years, Bazooka Gum Is Killing the Squirrels at Yale

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—	1 Vote	NTAs 2022 Best Dressed: Holly Willoughby Is a Huge Blow to Bank's Green Credentials
—	1 Vote	Homebuyers Are Backing Out of Psychedelic Medicine
—	1 Vote	You Have to Kill and Confront That Movement
—	1 Vote	Reports of US Were a Dog?
—	1 Vote	A Beaten-Up Alabama Lands in the Opera Pit
—	1 Vote	25 Tech Gifts That Are So Good, You'll Never Find at Her Home Prices