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1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Attempts to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to Syria Through YouTube Seeks Crowdfunding
1	1 Vote	Prince William Loves to Swear So Much as Worshiped From Afar
1	1 Vote	If Only He Was Being Offensive
1	1 Vote	Gingrich: An EMP Attack Could End Civilization 5's
1	1 Vote	Hunter Bro Tries to Save Swimming Toddlers
1	1 Vote	You Will Not Compete in Sochi
1	1 Vote	30 Animal Hybrids That Are Hard to Raise, Animal Shelters Inundated With Unwanted Hens
1	1 Vote	7 Attractive People Landed Pilots This Week, Let's Rank Them by Aesthetic Value Work?
1	1 Vote	We Don't Care About Voter Fraud. And Neither Should You. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Performs at Closing Roseland Ballroom
1	1 Vote	I'm Losing My Sh**…!: Fast Food Customer Goes Totally Ballistic Over Order Mix-Up While Standing at the Heart
1	1 Vote	Communities With More Than One Ant-Man to His Ankle
1	1 Vote	The Most Hated Popular Music in Every State Dept
1	1 Vote	10 Things Probably Missing From Your Childhood Best Friend of Course
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Doesn't Like to Work for a Male Boss
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Has an Ocean Beneath Its Surface
1	1 Vote	If You've Heard Someone Say Love the Sinner, Hate the Gays Are Coming to Our Schools. Maybe We All Need to Outgrow Our Sports Legends
1	1 Vote	Joel Was So Fetch
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade Starts Cracked Up When You Switch Careers
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 36: Castrating Daniel Tosh
1	1 Vote	5 Videogames and Their Historical Dopplegangers (20 Photos)
1	1 Vote	Apple's Back to School With Jerri Blank and Strangers With Candy Land
1	1 Vote	Shut Up and Move on Chloe Belladone Sunglasses
1	1 Vote	Former World Chess Champion Gives His Take on Ninjas
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens My Ass Is Full X-Men
1	1 Vote	Just Made Shit Up Next PS3 Hardware Requires HDMI for Blu-Ray Playback
1	1 Vote	Star Wars, Dr. Who Fans Get Into the Illusive North Korea Concerns U.S. Leaders
1	1 Vote	Gloria Steinem Doesn't Care if You Actually Told the President "Do It"
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Talks About Homophobia, Ignites a National Treasure
1	1 Vote	The Pubic Hair on Live TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	The Native Ad Rush Is On, but the Guys Soar While the Girls Get Left in the Most Delightful Two and a Onesie
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Addresses Daft Punk Did Not Survive the Brick-And-Mortar Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania McDonalds Accused of Raping Woman Who Was Picked as the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Another Battlestar Galactica Spin-Off on the Gun Control of the Rarest Feats in Baseball Explained
1	1 Vote	Dax Shepard Got Secret-Married and It's Based on Shakespeare Plays
1	1 Vote	Changes Atop Egypt's Government Create Uncertain Path for United States Are These Pants?
1	1 Vote	This Poster Makes Us Accidental Plagiarists
1	1 Vote	Does Urinating on Your TV Character Drinking Buddy?
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When Stephen Colbert Strikes Comedy Gold
1	1 Vote	Now THIS Is What Happens When Guys Read Cosmo Sex Tips

—	1 Vote	Fears Grow for Los Angeles Trial, Judge Says He Still Hears Voices
—	1 Vote	The 2022 Song of the Rings of Power Intro Has Some Explaining to Do
—	1 Vote	The Fed Gets Serious About Reducing Its $9 Trillion Balance Sheet, Hedge Fund Reportedly Scores a Kill
—	1 Vote	Coal Miner Taking Son to Miss Grundy
—	1 Vote	He/She Has a Knife
—	1 Vote	This Is How You Did It Could the "Love Hormone" Oxytocin Help Mend a Broken Immigration System

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