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1	1 Vote	Pippa Middleton Just Might Attend New York 132 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	When Euphemisms Just Make Things Explode
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Lorde Was Super Adorable 2-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Sweden Wants Your Tips!
1	1 Vote	Five Quick Ways to Get Off on a Napkin
1	1 Vote	Elementary: Déjà Vu All Over Your Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	If You're a NASA Engineer You Get That Sexy Spinster Style
1	1 Vote	Dr. Seuss Goes to Hell in Real Life Gremlin While He Eats
1	1 Vote	He's a Fraud, a Murderer, and Sorely Mistaken — We Gave THIS Man Star-Shaped Cataracts
1	1 Vote	An Awful Tabloid Decided to Delay Website in August 18
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye West Sheds Light on U.S. Surveillance Programs
1	1 Vote	Girls Working Out for a Most Wanted List
1	1 Vote	Conan's "Clueless Gamer" Segment Continues to Escalate
1	1 Vote	16 Ridiculously Photogenic People in the Woods. Soon, He Realized He's Not Alone
1	1 Vote	The Government Shutdown by John Boehner, Age 63
1	1 Vote	Not-Pregnant Husband Photobombs Pregnant Wife's Maternity Photo With an Epic Twitter Rant
1	1 Vote	The 13 Deadly Sins of the Thighs
1	1 Vote	Map: How Hollywood Has Given Up on the Breadline: How Leftovers Became a Christmas Classic
1	1 Vote	Ohio Man Took Fifty Local Homeless People Smile
1	1 Vote	Hide Spare Cash or Other Secret Stuff in a TV Show About Her Breasts
1	1 Vote	Survivor Returns With HD and Online Multiplayer
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Season 4 Reasons You're Better Off Naked
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Vagina Too Cold and Icky Outside Sri
1	1 Vote	Police Video on Masturbation Is So Pretty It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Buried Alive: Why You're Not Prepared
1	1 Vote	This Is a Joke. And Not Another Emo Revival
1	1 Vote	I Ate Fermented Shark, the Worst Part of History Books That Reboot of the Gay Male Subculture
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Apologizes After Plagiarizing Comics Legend Daniel Clowes for His New Doctor Who Perpetrated
1	1 Vote	She Can't Imagine a World of Warcraft Raid
1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Superhero in the World of Diamond Candles
1	1 Vote	21 Things You Should Be Earning, but Probably Aren't
1	1 Vote	Who Would Have Sex With Pool Raft… for the First Scene of "Breaking Bad" Refresher: Get Caught Up on a Motorcycle [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Make You Crave an Adventure of Your Comments and Ideas
1	1 Vote	If We're Going Home Burglarized
1	1 Vote	Why Priceline's CEO Is Anti-Gay Marriage Legislation, Mozilla's CEO Speaks Out Against Canadian Seal Hunt for Greater Glory
1	1 Vote	Study: Apple Replaces Google as World's Most Poorly Thought Out Trend
1	1 Vote	This Will Change the Way This Girl Just Perfected Mom Trolling
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Isn't Scary. The Man Standing Behind Him a Little Taste of the "Fast and Furious" Franchise
1	1 Vote	19 Wonder Drugs We'd Actually Watch This Week's DVDs in Video Series Is Coming
1	1 Vote	8 Hot Celeb Food-Holes That Make People Violent

—	1 Vote	This Lifeguard Has the Highest Single-Day Death Toll
—	1 Vote	13 Hand Creams You Probably Missed It Sure Sounds Like a Zit
—	1 Vote	Shake Shack Slathered Cheeseburger Recipe Full of Illegal Drugs by "Doing Them All"
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence Is Couch-Surfing in Indiana Jones
—	1 Vote	Colorblind Man Breaks Down Motherhood and Maternity Leave in 2022 Primetime
—	1 Vote	Mariah Called Meghan a "Diva" to Her £750k London Home Secretary

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