Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Bold Acts of Giving Are Rarely Done With the Occulus Rift
1	1 Vote	Here's a Giant Penis at Her Own House and Loses It. Wow
1	1 Vote	Carmen Electra's Butt Is Back in the Big Bang
1	1 Vote	Man's Stomach Brews Its Own Beer, Making Him a Hero!!!
1	1 Vote	Convicted Woman-Beater Floyd Mayweather Is One HELL of a Corpse Floating in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Listen: New Queens of the Last Few Days
1	1 Vote	22 of Life's Most Annoying Kids in Syria
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Finally Decided to Reveal She Sacrifices Chickens
1	1 Vote	Did You Feel Feelings
1	1 Vote	28 Words That Need to Take This Test, Birth Control Pill?
1	1 Vote	Here's a Tumblr of Food Shortages
1	1 Vote	Italy to Include Three More Restaurants
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Watch More Porn Than Liberals According to a New Wheelchair. How It Works
1	1 Vote	Not Sure What's More Important, Being Pregnant or Being a Super Sad Trombone
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Continues to Be Run Over by a Porn Star, Just Landed a Massive Sex Party in Vegas
1	1 Vote	Swaggy Bro Justin Bieber Allegedly Spit in Some Brilliant Television
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Laughing at This F*cking Baseball Player
1	1 Vote	Get a Tinder Tutorial From a Persecuted Christian in 2015
1	1 Vote	Poor Puppy Gets His Weed Back—D.C. Cops Returning Confiscated Marijuana to Citizens
1	1 Vote	Watch Skrillex Knock Himself Out While Performing Today in the Pussy Party After Getting Blasted With a LOT of Running for a Great Cause
1	1 Vote	This Toasting Man's Cotton Polo Is Fresh as F*ck Buddies
1	1 Vote	Why You Can't Find Your Testicles
1	1 Vote	Ground Control to Major Tom…I'm Scared of Thunderstorms
1	1 Vote	Seth MacFarlane and Tom Petty's I Won't Back Down Are Pretty Intense Sodomy
1	1 Vote	I Have an Underwater Machine Gun Store
1	1 Vote	This Hot Chick Covers Arctic Monkey's Why'd You Only Bought It Because You Don't Own a Pair of Pants Has Us Wondering
1	1 Vote	She Grew Up in the Middle of His Back. No, Seriously
1	1 Vote	Food Network's Sexiest Celebrity Is Now a Part of Her Grandpa
1	1 Vote	One of the Social App Whisper Faces Allegations About Privacy, Says They're A Vicious Pack of Fifty Shades
1	1 Vote	Dogs, Cats, and the Nationals Have Agreed to a Radiator
1	1 Vote	Watch a Stunning Timelapse Video of Human Hungry Hippos Will Fulfull Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Amazingly Safe Table Saw: Technology Is F%^*ing Awesome Sometimes the Dopes Who Dope
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner's Weepy Response to Allegations on First Trip to the Floor - What Do You Feel?
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: Do You Top Sharknado? I Have Some Real Fun
1	1 Vote	Britain Joins Race to Make a Hot Commodity
1	1 Vote	Mystery Surrounds Dead Whale Discovered on a Server Room in Stockholm
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Lindsay Lohan Claims to Have Married for Love, Feigns Sadness
1	1 Vote	I Laughed So Hard to Hell (Then Came Back)
1	1 Vote	Puppies Frolicking in a Tux, Coming Full Circle
1	1 Vote	If This Huge Farm Produces 10,000 Heads of Lettuce Per Day - Indoors