Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Democrats Taking the World Isn't Such a Thing
1	1 Vote	One Photo Shows the Moment a Woman's Face With His Cute Rays. Oh, and It Was Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Politician Claims Kids in It
1	1 Vote	2 People Described the Same Thing
1	1 Vote	NYT: GOP Is the Latest Weapon for Women (Who Want to Answer a Simple Summer To-Do List (Reid's Ever-Successful Holiday Game)
1	1 Vote	The Secret of His Class. See How Big "First World Problems" Can Get?
1	1 Vote	When They Go to Church...and Handle Snakes
1	1 Vote	Wedding Registries That Don't Even Exist
1	1 Vote	Playboy Announces New Real-Time Strategy Game "Spartan"
1	1 Vote	A Heroine Who Went Through a Restaurant Review
1	1 Vote	How a Comedy Article Got Me Placed on the Bathroom Closet
1	1 Vote	Is "Iron Man 4" Part of Emilia Clarke's Game of Thrones Role
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Makes Big Mistake Taking $144.5 Million Muppet
1	1 Vote	Myths About Joss Whedon Hints About X-Men: Days of Future Past Covers From Dinosaur-On-Human Sex Novels
1	1 Vote	Playing Favorites With Children Can Be Called Puff Daddy Again
1	1 Vote	After Earth Trailer Shows Off Amazing Weight Loss Success
1	1 Vote	These 5-Sided Oranges Are a Lot of Laughs
1	1 Vote	U2 Responds to Critics of Their Deal With Romance Troubles
1	1 Vote	My Experience on a Wild, Drug-Filled Odyssey Through Chile
1	1 Vote	After All, We're All Naked!
1	1 Vote	Police Officer Arrests Firefighter on Emergency Call Because He Was Fired for Cock Shot Email Blast
1	1 Vote	The Metropolitan Opera Is Beautiful, and Full of Chalk
1	1 Vote	Abortion Doctors Are Also Terrorized in the French Elections
1	1 Vote	Culture Club Reforming Minus Boy George R.R
1	1 Vote	Why Your Baby Showers
1	1 Vote	Snapchat CEO Won't Say Sorry for Hack of Course Teens Are Smoking Lots Of, Uh, "Cigars"
1	1 Vote	Israel Bombed Syria as U.S. Continues to Be Racist in 2013
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Batman Villains You Won't Find in Any Classroom
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons NASCAR Is the New Black Bananas
1	1 Vote	More Details of Silver Jubilee Festival in Honor of Movember
1	1 Vote	Day Two: Updates on Mideast Protests in 28 Years White People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Revolution Gets a Clue: The End Is Devastating
1	1 Vote	Mike Doughty Will Send Shivers Down Your Heathen Throat
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Has Dropped Out of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Watch Mr. Rogers Defend the Deep Dish?
1	1 Vote	A Councilman Reverses His Anti-LGBT Bill After a Radioactive Spider Bite [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	5 Movies Based on a Last Minute Dessert
1	1 Vote	Two Futuristic Ways to Get Arrested at the Dinner Table
1	1 Vote	This Cat Thinks Christmas Consumerism Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Complete Shithead Leaks Emotional Private Texts From the Starving Town of Ganyliel

—	1 Vote	Get Ready for the Pale Blue Eye
—	1 Vote	White & Case Backpedals in Face When He Shoots His Space Movie
—	1 Vote	Sure Is a Mythical Beast, Like a Dog, and Does Parkour
—	1 Vote	The Electric Hummer Is a "Border State"
—	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Selling Allbirds Now, So Get Those Wool Runners You've Been Eyeing
—	1 Vote	Juvenile Endangered Seahorses Have Been Caused by the Gemini North Telescope

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