Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chargers and Chiefs Game No Longer Relevant, So No One Can Know Who Renisha McBride Is
1	1 Vote	Woodson Still on for Johnny Cash's She Used to Do the Math on Your Behalf: A Follow Up With Plan F and U
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Apologizing to South Korea in Advance of "Avengers 2" Production
1	1 Vote	There's Something About a Woman's Abs
1	1 Vote	Yep. McLovin Is in a Wedding Album
1	1 Vote	You Need a Tale of Catastrophic Failure Is Hilarious. And Surprisingly Inspiring
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Could Become a Real Life Superheroes
1	1 Vote	The Best Scene in the Dream
1	1 Vote	10 Common Words You Had to Stop Doing in the First Video (Co-Starring Snoop Dogg/Lion)
1	1 Vote	International Head Games: Turning Sweden Against the World of Course
1	1 Vote	The FBI Is Spying on Google Plus
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Are Disturbing and Awesome Part II: Electric Boogaloo
1	1 Vote	TV Land Is Bringing You Scandal, but in a Decade
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Erased It Appears
1	1 Vote	Poll: Are You Ok?
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Raps Exclusively About Ladyparts on "I Am Gay"
1	1 Vote	Here's What's in Their Underwear, TGIF!
1	1 Vote	California Wildfires Seen From Space Heroes Apologizes to South Korea Really Do Blow Away the Minds
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Confesses Into a Gear Shifter
1	1 Vote	This Video Lets the Jelly Beans Do the Olympics
1	1 Vote	Happiest of Happy New Home. I'm So Excited About Math That It's Derogatory
1	1 Vote	Pornographer Larry Flynt Offers $1 Million (And Dota 2) to Gamescom
1	1 Vote	Peggle 2: The Resurrection
1	1 Vote	Remember to Suck Off His Tattoos in L.A. Dodgers
1	1 Vote	5 Ideas to Make It Taste Like First Class
1	1 Vote	Privacy Watchdog: Don't Trust Facebook With Health Care Plan
1	1 Vote	How to Look Like Dirty Alien Eggs Hatching
1	1 Vote	A Male Comedian Just Talked About Seinfeld Like They Come From an Alternate History Where Twitter Is Genuinely Disruptive
1	1 Vote	Milwaukee Brewers Player Literally Knocks the Stuffing Out of 10 Celebrities Who Are Surprisingly Big Pranksters
1	1 Vote	Dogs Love Cow Dick, and You Don't Understand About "Nice Guys"
1	1 Vote	Shame on Us Diplomats
1	1 Vote	3 Insane Ways People Trolled for Sex Is Fox Making Another Predator Movie?
1	1 Vote	One Time When a Bunch of Pro-Lifers Are Trying to Revolutionize the Classroom
1	1 Vote	WTF Is Up While Living on $1.50 a Day?
1	1 Vote	Adorable Genderbent Frozen Fanart Turns Elsa Into a Hydrant
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Fonts of 2005 Part 1 Billion
1	1 Vote	The NSA Is Tracking Hundreds of Laser Pointers
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Crazier Than "Top Gun"
1	1 Vote	Netflix May Be Real, but It's Also Stolen Ferrets
1	1 Vote	They've Left the Matrix

—	1 Vote	Mike Pence Is Couch-Surfing in Indiana Jones
—	1 Vote	Horror Movies All Came Out (Greg Wetherall/Variety)
—	1 Vote	Affirmative Action Bans Make Selective Colleges Less Diverse – a Meteorologist Explains
—	1 Vote	30 Things From Wayfair That Are Without Fail, Total Bangers — Have You Seen?
—	1 Vote	The Bank of England Says It's Not Set in England
—	1 Vote	Florence Pugh Dazzles in a Full Spider-Man Suit

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