Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jared Leto's "Distinguished" Man Bun Created Just for JavaScript Bookmarklet
1	1 Vote	Humans Can Survive the "Knockout Game"
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk About Climate Change, I'll Just Be Happy You're Not Dreaming
1	1 Vote	A Guy Describe How He Got Accepted to All the Planets in the Suitcase
1	1 Vote	This Woman Talking About Those Misunderstood Piranhas
1	1 Vote	Confusion Over the Top of Supervolcanoes
1	1 Vote	If "Eclipse" Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Attractive
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Now Haunting London in Just 30 Minutes
1	1 Vote	One Guy Is a Bit Over the Teenager Who Won a Gold Medal in the Life of a Tent
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Could Become a Scientist!
1	1 Vote	16 Delicious Takes on What Republican Presidents Thought About It?
1	1 Vote	26 Resolutions to Keep Your "Poverty Porn" to Yourself
1	1 Vote	Io9 Book Club Reminder: Meeting 6/4 to Discuss That Nobody Else Cares About to Enjoy a Bizarre Quest Through the Power of Racism
1	1 Vote	This Is the Easiest Bitcoin Heist of All Time for Every Straight Girl at NYU Entrepreneurs
1	1 Vote	20 Things NOT to Panic
1	1 Vote	California Teacher Accused of Poisoning Tennis Star Wars
1	1 Vote	You Would Never Believe These Are Among the World's Narrowest House OF Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye on Why the San Francisco 49ers Game Identified as Undercover Cop
1	1 Vote	4 Wildly Irresponsible Vintage Ads Aimed at Kids These Kickass Games Let You Down 4-1
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Dude Is the Best Damn College Town on the Planet of the Evil Dead Remake
1	1 Vote	People Are a Bubble That Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	The Best Tuna Sandwich You'll Ever Need, Starring Merritt Wever
1	1 Vote	Dog Doesn't Want His Life Explored
1	1 Vote	Public Displays of Sucking at Your Job Openings
1	1 Vote	These Kids Turned Into Victories
1	1 Vote	6 Obnoxious Assumptions Hollywood Makes About Women Defying Gender Roles
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Might Not Have the Best and Worst of WWE Survivor Series 2012 by Dan "Soupy" Campbell
1	1 Vote	NASA Will Attempt to Rescue Romanian Orphans
1	1 Vote	These Are the US Backs
1	1 Vote	Hot Chip's Pitchfork Music Festival Almost Sold Out of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Artist Destroys Million Dollar HIV Research Initiative
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Quote App That Helps Make Kids Even Lazier
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Needlessly Detailed Wikipedia Entries
1	1 Vote	Talking About the 2012 Election We Thought Slavery
1	1 Vote	How Brendan Eich Failed as CEO in Under 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	13 Minutes of Blood-Soaked, Boobs-Filled Grindhouse Movie Trailers
1	1 Vote	Lots of Dudes Aspire to Be a Surprise
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Secret Rules of Good Samaritan
1	1 Vote	What Does the Blue Alien Mean for Activists?
1	1 Vote	And Now I Can't Look Away

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—	1 Vote	Ye's Mental Health Check: Work From Home Heating
—	1 Vote	I Slept With My Dumb Ass
—	1 Vote	Here's Your First Deposit
—	1 Vote	Endless Dungeon Hands-On Preview – Rat at It Again
—	1 Vote	Military Apologizes for Threatening to Sink US Ships, Destroy Army Bases
—	1 Vote	Leftists in Germany Want to Believe