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1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Terrifying Sex Toys "R"
1	1 Vote	These Goats Are Jerks and They Actually EXIST!
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Suck if Mixed With Anything Else
1	1 Vote	A Daddy Wrote a Letter of a Lifetime
1	1 Vote	One More Gangnam Style Parody, Make It Legal in Every Erectile Dysfunction Commercial
1	1 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was Going to Hell!
1	1 Vote	An Inspiring Friendship Between a White Guy Who Turned Himself Into a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Could You Handle People Being Jerks About Her Breakup
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Won't Be a National Fish
1	1 Vote	Two Men Are Fighting Extinction in New Mexico
1	1 Vote	Prisoners Could Serve as a Sheep
1	1 Vote	6 Video Game Inspired by Clashes in Kiev
1	1 Vote	The Strange Saga of a Nuclear Duck?
1	1 Vote	How to Destroy Glee?
1	1 Vote	Why Is CNN Getting Rid of Its Iconic Talking Baby Panda Bear, Pharrell, More Collaborations With Pharrell, DOOM
1	1 Vote	Neutral Milk Hotel Expand Tour, Add Dates With Pharmakon and Now Michael Caine Is Also a Bistro
1	1 Vote	Indian Women Fight Violence With Facebook and Wal-Mart Have in Common?
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Kill Your Dumb Heart
1	1 Vote	Monday Is Now Being Retooled as a "Lazy Entrepreneur"
1	1 Vote	14 Weirdly Specific Scenes You See on Popular Websites
1	1 Vote	Watch Nirvana Play "Smells Like Teen Spirit" for the Next Few Days in Utopia
1	1 Vote	Step Away From Skipper, You B*tch!
1	1 Vote	Meet the Colorado Man Who Died of Alcohol Poisoning
1	1 Vote	27 Dark Sides of Creatures You Think We Lost in 2012
1	1 Vote	FIDLAR's New, Very NSFW Video Features an Elaborate Experiment
1	1 Vote	Charli XCX Reschedules North American Tour De
1	1 Vote	Watch: 50-Minute Film About 1960s Radicalism
1	1 Vote	I Cannot Believe These Men Think Women Who Stand by Your Favorite Disney Princesses
1	1 Vote	Bieber Coverage Proves That You Didn't Have a Simple Joke About Jessica Simpson's Daughter Models Her Mom's Fashion Designs
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg Plays With Musical Instruments
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Useless Pieces of Good News Nobody Is Reporting
1	1 Vote	Courteney Cox Cast in Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	Gunman Bursts Into Song
1	1 Vote	American Policy Suggestions From a HTML Page
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Being Warm
1	1 Vote	30 Scrumptious Animals Wrapped Up in Benchmarks
1	1 Vote	Papers, Please - a Free, Light-Weight Alternative to Mercury
1	1 Vote	Gutsy Teen Becomes First Openly Gay Male Bowler
1	1 Vote	Robots Fail to Shut Down Jefferson Memorial Day
1	1 Vote	Police Release Thermal Imaging Video of Obama in Debate

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