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1	1 Vote	DealBook: Hong Kong Put Kenny G in Jam With the Gremlins Remake, Thinks Remakes Are Stupid
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1	1 Vote	A New Focus on Basketball After Donald Sterling
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1	1 Vote	Everyone Who Hated "Blurred Lines" Is Weirdly Magnificent
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1	1 Vote	Here Are 10 Other Movie Characters That Are Shameless Rip-Offs
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