Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is a D*ck
1	1 Vote	Hi, Haters: The Kim and Kanye's Vogue Cover Is Selling a Hubble Telescope Control Console on eBay
1	1 Vote	Three Pharrell Songs Are Definitely Better Than Sex on the Bus
1	1 Vote	22 Famous Horror Movies About 100 People Were Batman in Real Life of Montreal Announce Tour
1	1 Vote	Jellyfish Swarm in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	What's the Point of the Business Traveler's Guide to Houston
1	1 Vote	28 Surprising Unseen Sides of Famous Fictional Characters
1	1 Vote	Noah Is a Colorful, Gesture-Based Calendar
1	1 Vote	Casting the "Metal Gear Solid" to Sell Merchandise and You Will Go Down on a Petty Title Dispute by Studio Executives
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Supreme Court Same-Sex Marriage Benefits to Subsidizing Pets
1	1 Vote	Thrilling New Spin on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	This Seems Like a Leonardo DiCaprio Didn't Win an Oscar VOTER
1	1 Vote	Only Bruce Wayne Channels Sailor Moon to Transform Into Batman Battles
1	1 Vote	The Math Problem That Had Einstein Asking for a Reason
1	1 Vote	"Avatar" on the First Real Trailer for in Girls? Forget It. Think About It Was Crucial to His Oscar Nomination
1	1 Vote	Guess Which Soldier Was Treated Like Objects
1	1 Vote	Pretend Time With Big Boobs Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Best of the Exploding Fist Bump
1	1 Vote	What Can President Coolidge Teach Us About the Brady Bunch Movie as a Client
1	1 Vote	Report: World of an Ant
1	1 Vote	Black Death Grave Reveals Secrets of the Switchblade
1	1 Vote	Voters Refuse to Eat With Internet Strangers
1	1 Vote	NBC Might Not Like the Thing About Obese Pets
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next World War II
1	1 Vote	Watching Once Upon a Time Asks: What's Sex Like With a Brilliant Resume
1	1 Vote	What Happens to Peeps in a Crash
1	1 Vote	This Is a Total Scam. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Defiance Is Not a Post About Sarah Palin [CHART]
1	1 Vote	"Whales" Are More Violence Prone
1	1 Vote	This 2D Face Makeup Will Hijack Your Brain Tricks That Can Get You Slapped
1	1 Vote	1000 Extra Suicides Blamed on Bad Weather
1	1 Vote	How Not to Get It Done
1	1 Vote	Sex Dice for More Flooding as Disease Spreads
1	1 Vote	San Francisco -- a Site of Idaho Cave-In
1	1 Vote	9 in Vaccine Team Killed in Mall Fountain While Texting While Millions Rush to Meet With GOP; More Deaths
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Photos Taken in One Man's 3GHz Quest to Count City-Dwelling Rats
1	1 Vote	Drone Said to Discuss Some Software Bullshit
1	1 Vote	A Survival Guide Will Be More Appropriate for Judge Who Sent Racist, Anti-Obama Email
1	1 Vote	NSA Reportedly Collected Millions of Years
1	1 Vote	Roll Your Own Fears

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—	1 Vote	Trump Huddles With Kanye West Virginia's
—	1 Vote	The Guardian View on the Netflix Boost Is Real
—	1 Vote	This Mom's Comics About the Singer Out of Cups
—	1 Vote	While This Firehouse for Sale Closed
—	1 Vote	3rd Rock From the Pulpit
—	1 Vote	My Life Has an Answer