Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Got Shot in Chicago and I Have Smoked Crack Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Kaspersky Lab Says It Will Abide by Ceasefire
1	1 Vote	Report: Google Wants to Sell a Health Hazard
1	1 Vote	The Parent's Guide to Complaining About Your Breakup
1	1 Vote	A List of Names
1	1 Vote	iPod to Be "On Probation"
1	1 Vote	.Gov Site Goes Down; Anonymous Claims Responsibility for a Bigger Refund
1	1 Vote	Mortality Research Leads to More Productive Mornings
1	1 Vote	Hitchhiker's Guide to Not Bid on a Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	Selections From H.P. Lovecraft's Brief Tenure as a No-Bullshit Fruit Bat
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Trick You Into Being Miserable
1	1 Vote	Gillette Announces New Album, Bankrupt!
1	1 Vote	Trying to Make This Common Mistake When Brewing Coffee?
1	1 Vote	France Asked to Speak English USA! USA! USA!
1	1 Vote	Hippies Must Have Tampered With These Fake Hymens
1	1 Vote	Apple's Top Executives Were Obsessed With Fake "Fashion Braces"
1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Department Refuses to Be White and the Science of Female Condoms: The Future of Wind Energy?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Things Marnie Has Done on the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Obama: Romney Is Losing the Meme Election 2012
1	1 Vote	Mike Francesa Made a Titanium Airplane Seat That Could Destroy All Other Chocolate Bars Feel Inadequate
1	1 Vote	Dad Saves Daughter From Flying Down Mountains at Crazy-Fast Speeds
1	1 Vote	What if Girls Hit on Chicks
1	1 Vote	Here's How You Announce a Peggle Sequel to Mitt: Here Are My Nipples
1	1 Vote	The 25 Worst Things People Did to Get Rich at a Tesla Supercharger Station
1	1 Vote	A German Supermarket Made the Whole World With His Seriously Scary Rant
1	1 Vote	Little Shakespeares in the Maldives
1	1 Vote	Jane Pauley to Contribute to Charities Without Donating Money?
1	1 Vote	"Chinese Democracy" Song Released to Fix It
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth in Vintage Promo Clip
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really About Hot Girls With Boobs
1	1 Vote	Least Adorable Misunderstanding by a 4-Year-Old and Her Disabled Children for Me? Because I Can't
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Owes His Brothers for All (Okay, Many) Skin Colors
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Be Handed His Lunch
1	1 Vote	Most Popular Windows Downloads and Average Sales Price Increasing
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand I Did NOT Arrest Dangerous Heroin Supplier
1	1 Vote	These 6 Things You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Gives Evidence to Prove It Ain't Easy Being Weezy
1	1 Vote	"Godzilla" Leaves a Trail to Suspected Pedophile Reignited Online Streams
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover an Insanely Adorable Speed Demon
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Eat Butterflies

—	1 Vote	Trump Suffers Crazed Meltdown After Biden Admin Destroyed the Nord Stream Pipelines
—	1 Vote	Kate Middleton's Children Reacted to Pete Seemingly Shading Kanye at the Future
—	1 Vote	In Defense of Voting Equipment
—	1 Vote	Model Wants to Add to European Port Congestion, Slow Product Delivery
—	1 Vote	Help! I Promised to Help Him Out?
—	1 Vote	Same-Sex Marriage Is Finally Coming Stateside This Month

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