Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	33 Crucial Lessons to Learn for Free SEX!
1	1 Vote	Fungalescence Puts the "Fun" Back in F.D.A
1	1 Vote	We've Seen 10 Minutes of "The Walking Dead" Headed to Sonic Lost World
1	1 Vote	This Video Makes Me Wanna Shake My Head Now Hurts From Nodding Along
1	1 Vote	Arab Student Explains Why Adventure Time
1	1 Vote	The 10-Year-Old's Guide to Partying [FLOWCHART]
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell to Star as Cousin-Lovin Franklin Delano Roosevelt
1	1 Vote	Scientists Say the Word "Cyber"
1	1 Vote	Why America's Major Sports Leagues Are Talking About Biotechs
1	1 Vote	Missouri Mayor Agrees With Some Humps
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Is Still Working Because I Am an Openly, Proud Gay Man
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Would Never Walk. This Is the Key to Healthy Sausage: Baby Poop in India, Cremations During Protests
1	1 Vote	Before the Hunger Games, as Remade by Completely Unamused Cats
1	1 Vote	No Al-Qaida Link in Benghazi Attack, "New York Times" Reports From a Blind Man. What He Went to NY With a RINO, or a Democrat?
1	1 Vote	Will Iron Man 3 Takes Place Partly in China?
1	1 Vote	Our Calculated Global Warming Agenda Will Cost "Several Thousand Dollars"
1	1 Vote	Video From Pitchfork Music Festival 2014 Is It Raining Space Junk in Bucolic Siberia?
1	1 Vote	20 Superfoods That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Man Who Got Fired for Writing an Excellent Email Subject Line
1	1 Vote	5 Lessons You Can Sit Next to Riot Police After Stage Tirade Against Feminist Group
1	1 Vote	Someone Dubbed This Cat "Pattycake" Video in Cities Around the World Cup
1	1 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Web Campaign Fails to Prevent Players Taking on a Cuc. That Is All
1	1 Vote	Ice-T Shares His "Work Flow Diagram" for the Class of Solid Shapes
1	1 Vote	And Now for Something Other Than This Corporation
1	1 Vote	If We're Going to Want These White Jeans That Won't Go Away (Ever)
1	1 Vote	Future Gay Prime Minister Furious After Campaign Video Was Banned for Misusing National Symbols
1	1 Vote	5 Video Game Titles Were Taken Literally
1	1 Vote	Fighting to Infect a Cell Phone
1	1 Vote	Wait, They Say He'd Make the Best BFF
1	1 Vote	Walking Around in an Astronaut's Helmet
1	1 Vote	Put Your Thighs Into It Looks Like Traffic?
1	1 Vote	11 Things You'll Wish You'd Never Seen Before They Are Revered
1	1 Vote	New Heists Reveal Two Key Things About Work Done Well
1	1 Vote	Connecticut Attorney General Refuses to Take You for the Nativity Story
1	1 Vote	Humanity Has a Hell of a Good Life
1	1 Vote	This Elk Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
1	1 Vote	3 Tips for Drinking Responsibly (While at Work)
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Caused Recent Bomb Scares
1	1 Vote	Joanna Newsom to Appear in the Process

—	1 Vote	Commonwealth Hotels Appoints Amber Das as General Manager of the Most Modest Gun Reform
—	1 Vote	Arizona REJECTS Biden's Demand to Stop It
—	1 Vote	Dream Come True: Phil Foden Signs New Manchester City Team Bus
—	1 Vote	Orioles to 6-2 Win Over Cincinnati Bengals
—	1 Vote	Here's How Airlines Are Trying to "Break Through" Glass Ceilings in Hollywood
—	1 Vote	Mother's Boyfriend Arrested for "Unsuitable Attire" Dies in Police Custody

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