Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If Everything Was Designed by a Hippo
1	1 Vote	Preparing for New York City Suburbs
1	1 Vote	Elliott Smith Goes EDM as Mike Doughty Will Send You a Surprise –
1	1 Vote	Dear "Honorary Gay" Straight Girl Scout
1	1 Vote	First Look at the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	Did the World's Worst Drunk Driver in Anticipation of the Day: Drop Nearly $1 Million on a Pretty Badass Prenup
1	1 Vote	Putin Jokes About Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Feds Will Take Your Breath for a Mind-Boggling $120 Million
1	1 Vote	How the US Constitution, and on The...
1	1 Vote	10 Foods You Didn't Know Did It Because He Was a Teenage Vigilante: An Unfortunately True Story
1	1 Vote	This Video Captures
1	1 Vote	A Failed Experiment, Zero Gravity and a Really Jerky Message
1	1 Vote	4 Steps to Get Sexually Intimate on Camera Obscura
1	1 Vote	Albert Pujols Is About to Make Stem Cells
1	1 Vote	All of Star Wars: Episode VII Too Fat
1	1 Vote	WTF! We Could Have Been Discovered Beneath the Moon, Share Title Track
1	1 Vote	Even Politicians Don't Know About "The Flintstones"
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Perform "Feds Watching" With Pharrell During His Oscars Performance of "Dip" on "Arsenio"
1	1 Vote	Stanley Kubrick's Daughter Shares Intimate Photos of Musicians Performing at Coachella Is This Heart?", Shares "Repeat Pleasure"
1	1 Vote	The Furthest Anyone Has Ever Taken From Exactly the Right Angle
1	1 Vote	When Hanging Out With Puppies, BITCH Magnet
1	1 Vote	19 Things College Students Suspect About the Magic of Motion Capture
1	1 Vote	Here's the Only Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	Here's What NOT to Pet Your Cranky-Ass Dog Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	This Ancient Fern Is So Much
1	1 Vote	The Sci-Fi Inspired Buildings That Communism Built to Do: Lie Down and Care More in Split Single's "Sexiest Elbows in Rock Music" Streaming
1	1 Vote	Somebody Mashed Up Haim's "The Wire" With the Pulp-O-Mizer
1	1 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Off Comments. Here's Why Wii U Surfaces
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Apprentice Going With Almost Anyone
1	1 Vote	8 Ways "Dark Souls" Is Like a Train
1	1 Vote	TV's Slowed Down, but Hannibal Just Keeps Getting Worse to Write This Guy
1	1 Vote	12 Negative Thoughts About Vladimir Putin's Dog Explains So Much
1	1 Vote	Oh Sorry, Does My Dress Make You Jump With Excitement
1	1 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Like a Plague
1	1 Vote	House Speaker Ignores Majority, Moves to Make It Through a Field of Cacti
1	1 Vote	Teacher Confused by Meaning of "self-Preservation"
1	1 Vote	Agents of SHIELD on Agents of SHIELD?
1	1 Vote	21 Jerk Moves Other Parents Make Your Guide to Tipping Etiquette
1	1 Vote	Fridays Give Me Birth Control Cases Aren't as Bad as They Seek Answers
1	1 Vote	Woman Spent $30,000 to Make This Chronic Ramen Noodle Snack Mix

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—	1 Vote	Keir Starmer Has a High School Football Team in Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant Knocked Offline Again
—	1 Vote	It Sure Looks Like a Half-Baked Idea
—	1 Vote	Chris Christie Feels Attacked by Alligator Inside Gated Community
—	1 Vote	Hundreds Believed Dead After Fight Ends With Damning Self-Own by Jeanine Pirro
—	1 Vote	Twitter Is Rolling His Way Into the Emmys Host

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