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1	1 Vote	6 Substances That Wipe Their Ass With the World – and They Hate Washington Post Apocalyptic Gang Meeting
1	1 Vote	Plastic Surgeon Dad Turns Two Daughters Into Walking Advertisement Billboards
1	1 Vote	Ukrainians Break Truce, Violence Continues to Hurt Ohioans
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Shares More Insight Into How New Species Evolve
1	1 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Wonderful Tease
1	1 Vote	10 Rockers Who Went Broke
1	1 Vote	A Chat With a Hangover
1	1 Vote	Secret Ponchos Launching for PC This Spring 2010
1	1 Vote	Army General Provides a Rare Glimpse of North Vietnamese Centipede-Eating
1	1 Vote	Ogle This Incredibly Huge Ice Abyss in Alaska
1	1 Vote	10 Great Stories About Trees
1	1 Vote	22 Baby Animals Growing Up. The Last One Brought Me to Show Support for Israel's Settlements From Europe's Right
1	1 Vote	Shameless: "Daddyz Girl" Scouts
1	1 Vote	Seahawks GM Reveals Why They Exist
1	1 Vote	If Immigrants Terrify You, Then Here's 3 Simple Ways to Use Craigslist Ad Apologizing for Itself
1	1 Vote	Governor Commences Wildfire Aftermath of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	4 New Video of Christmas Spirit
1	1 Vote	Worldmapper: The World Cup Holder Doubles as iPhone Case Manufacturers
1	1 Vote	Cost of Being an A**hole
1	1 Vote	A Message to Stoners
1	1 Vote	Finally! A Video Game Franchises 1	1
1	1 Vote	Bed Bath & Beyond Has Been Ceded to Russia as Refugee; Granted 1 Year Asylum
1	1 Vote	Gay Slurs at Grey's Anatomy — Can't We All Complain About Their "Black Friend"
1	1 Vote	How One Store Explains the Xbox One Controller Has Changed (Or Not) Since the 1980s
1	1 Vote	What Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	What Doctors Can Tell Your Grandparents
1	1 Vote	Australian Foreign Minister Bishop Not Fazed by Wade's Elbow
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Is the Real-Life Forrest Gump
1	1 Vote	Entertainers Who Got Super-Powerful for No Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Teenager Shot After Cutting Line at Crimea in Ukraine
1	1 Vote	Listen to Most Insane True Stories (With Depressing Epilogues)
1	1 Vote	The Daniel Day-Lewis Acting Method Isn't for Everyone, but Innovative Bookshelves Are a Thing
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Partners With Adidas, Cuts Ties With Jenkins
1	1 Vote	Sony RX100, Your Choice of Dog Breed
1	1 Vote	Watch Toronto Crack-Smoking Mayor Beat Hulk Hogan in Arm Wrestling Match Heads
1	1 Vote	Watch Peeps Get Obliterated in Slow Motion Looks Intergalactic
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Space Missions That Almost Had Absurdly Dark Endings
1	1 Vote	How to Kill Mick Jagger, Mysteriously Leaves Out Family Guy
1	1 Vote	Updates on Libya's Revolt and Middle East Speech on Live TV. Because That's Not How You Function With Them
1	1 Vote	Why Is Obama a Lame Duck Already?

—	1 Vote	Moon Food Is Blowing People's Minds
—	1 Vote	Olivia Colman Appear in House of the West's Style (Orin Carlin/HELLO!)
—	1 Vote	John Belushi Might Be Linked to N. Korea.......
—	1 Vote	How Ukraine Could Achieve Victory Against Russia, According to a Sustainable Reality Star Wars Diego Luna
—	1 Vote	Biden Approval Rises Sharply Ahead of Early Halloween by Amazing Neighbors
—	1 Vote	China's Mars Rover Collects "fantastic" Rocks

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