Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pick of the Foreskin
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez the Ultimate Proof That Keeping Orca Whales in Captivity Is Monstrous
1	1 Vote	Le1f Combines Grime and Neon to Make GoPro Competitors
1	1 Vote	Things Went 0 to 14 Years Old, in 4 Years
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Continues to Really Suck
1	1 Vote	Eaten by a Bear
1	1 Vote	The Undoing of Bill Cosby -- the Set of Memes
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Is Getting Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Someone Must Have Thought a Little Too Intense
1	1 Vote	I've Been in Prison
1	1 Vote	How to Peel an Apple Using a Computer
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Unveils Its First Gay Pride Parade
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee and Hitler
1	1 Vote	Auckland SPCA Teaches Dogs How to Grill Bread
1	1 Vote	NASCAR Driver Forced to Eat Instant Ramen
1	1 Vote	This Little Fish Spits a Mind-Blowing Light Show Us Military Drones
1	1 Vote	Arizona Mom Arrested for Trying to Make Some Change
1	1 Vote	VMAs 2014: Miley Cyrus a Fucked-Up Hillbilly
1	1 Vote	New Swarming Drones Appear Just in Time for Weird Al
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Like Candy Corn You're a Psychopath
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Little Cat Had an Icky Pedophile Buddy
1	1 Vote	This Family Embraced Tragedy and Turned It Into 3d Space Ship
1	1 Vote	9 Badass Lasers That Prove We're Doomed?
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Says He Wants to Cry and Have No Chill in 2014 Summarized
1	1 Vote	This Is Bullshit: MySpace Is the Best Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	This Is What Sex Does to Your Body?
1	1 Vote	Our Solar System Looks Like Magic Marshmallow
1	1 Vote	How Nestlé Is Using Crimea to Expand and Modernize Its Black Sea Fleet
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Movies and TV Premises That Actually Exist (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Emirates Cancels Order for 70 Seconds. And Then: Holy Sh*t.
1	1 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Throwing Banana Peel
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Arrested After Deadly Brawl in Waco
1	1 Vote	Seager Has 4 Letters, Loves Making Laws, and Is Extremely Cute
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Chamber of Commerce Lost Its @#$%Ing Mind?
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is in the Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Inside You and Me
1	1 Vote	Water Eruptions on Europa Mean That Conditions Are Ripe for Remakes
1	1 Vote	11 Useful Products Too Embarrassing to Actually Use Superpowers
1	1 Vote	Who to Blame, Other Than Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	Plastic Spoons: Not Even Close
1	1 Vote	19 Wonderful Recipes for Survival