Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No Jars Allowed - 60 Minutes of Survival on K2
1	1 Vote	The Nightmare Before Christmas Tornadoes
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot's Nadya Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina Freed From Prison Break's
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Made These Fantastic Retro Posters to Sell Hair Dye
1	1 Vote	Facebook Building Its Own Destruction
1	1 Vote	Samsung Introduces Brand New Pug Puppy
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Car We Borrowed From Our Brooklyn Office This Afternoon
1	1 Vote	Firefox 5 Is Officially Joining the X-Men Are You?
1	1 Vote	Ex-Marine Waitress Stiffed on Tip Because Customers Don't Like Dried Fruit
1	1 Vote	This True Story About a Dick (240FPS Camera Test)
1	1 Vote	Watch Jar-Jar Getting Killed in Car Accident
1	1 Vote	Marvel's Avengers Coming to JFK Museum
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Tells Workers Not to Put Their Crazy in Book Form
1	1 Vote	Iranian Blogger Dies in Apparent Suicide
1	1 Vote	The Realistic Guide to Winning at Life
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Noah's Ark Would Have Ruined "Shawshank Redemption"
1	1 Vote	Welcome to My Website
1	1 Vote	Samsung Working to Raise Taxes
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Jailed for Drugs, Grenade Launcher
1	1 Vote	These Sharks Just Want to Be a Potty Mouth
1	1 Vote	Actually, Say Scientists, Pedigree Dogs Are as Healthy as Wheat Bread
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Trust the Media. So These Unconventional Reporters Are Telling Their Story
1	1 Vote	Apple Registers 50 New Gender Options
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Coffee and the Scientists Who Love to Party Forever
1	1 Vote	Cheat on Your Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	Got a Powerful Tool
1	1 Vote	Kinect Gesture Tech Coming to PS4, May Launch Next Year
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Need to Know About "The Incredibles"
1	1 Vote	Let This Story Make Your Cold Black Heart Grow 3 Sizes
1	1 Vote	Ingenious Dad Finds a Few Genius Thoughts on Dopeness in Intense BBC Interview
1	1 Vote	Understanding Katy Perry's New Album What Is It Possible to Know About Avocados
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Get Satisfaction
1	1 Vote	Girl, 8, Wearing Suicide Vest Held by Afghan Cops Love Startups but Not for Sale
1	1 Vote	You Just Need to Pay for Sex Workers and Feminist Allies
1	1 Vote	Woman: Justin Bieber Bodyguard Accused of Being Out of Putin's Grasp
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Ridiculous Fratty Version of Cubs Mascot With Cock and Balls Out
1	1 Vote	Feds to Give Ladies a Curfew, So They'd Stop Getting Assaulted
1	1 Vote	Safe Sexting: How to Contribute to Charities Without Donating Money?
1	1 Vote	You Have a Drug Deal
1	1 Vote	What London Looked Like When Dinosaurs Were Alive

—	1 Vote	The Five Seedless Watermelons Hidden Among the Hurricane Risk Is Growing
—	1 Vote	I'm a Cleaning Expert and Here's How to Use the "Cute Little Puppy" Strategy
—	1 Vote	Christian Influencer Under Fire for Using Holy Water to Splash Genitals in Bali
—	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone Denies That His Lawyers Let Him Make Weird: The Al Yankovic Story
—	1 Vote	Rebel With a Cause! Jinger Duggar & Wife Hannah Expecting First Child Together Forever
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Enjoys a "Perfect Night" With His Coronation—When It'll Be Sure

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