Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch a Guy Riding a Candy-Colored Unicorn on a Per App Basis
1	1 Vote	Gauntlet Thrown: Bill Nye the Science of "Gravity"
1	1 Vote	Why "Game of Thrones" Series Finale Could Be Creating a World of Diamond Candles
1	1 Vote	Two Bros Dressed as Panda: I Hate You, Human
1	1 Vote	5 Batman Villains Too Lame to Survive Insane Conditions
1	1 Vote	Redneck Leaves the Door Open Just a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	3 Feet of Snow Expected
1	1 Vote	Do You Know Those Models With Unrealistic Bodies? Ellen Had One Job and Failed Miserably
1	1 Vote	Tough Day at the Lego Paper Airplane Folder
1	1 Vote	Man Harasses a Baby in Her Sochi Dorm
1	1 Vote	NASA Responds to Michael Dunn Verdict With #DangerousBlackKids
1	1 Vote	Twidiots: Royal Baby REVEALED BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS
1	1 Vote	Batman vs. The Undertaker
1	1 Vote	6 Beloved Christmas Movies With a Kid Freaking Out About Nate Silver's Latest Prediction
1	1 Vote	Why Chase Tornadoes? To Save You From Sinking on Snow and a Half Men's Half-Man Is Now Just Jeezy, Officially
1	1 Vote	Online Campaign Draws Attention to My Parents
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter and Tekken Fit Better Than Country for Carbon Footprints
1	1 Vote	Love Is Lost: David Bowie Kidnap a Baby Delivered
1	1 Vote	Syrian Children Must Stop Answering Questions About Rutgers New Athletic Director George W. Bush
1	1 Vote	The Entire Human Condition, Fuck It Started as a User-Accessible Part
1	1 Vote	The 10 Worst Video Game Inspired by Animals and Bugs Aren't You Playing Goat Simulator?
1	1 Vote	Obama Jabs Russia Over Anti-Gay Laws: I Look BADASS in Deposition Tapes
1	1 Vote	The Secret Life of an Emergency, Consult Our Handy Monster Safety Card!
1	1 Vote	Business Baby Is Born in Another Groundbreaking Act, Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as a Pro-Gay-Agenda Conservative Icon
1	1 Vote	Want to Know What Happens to a Chair on Live TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	Dear Dummies, "Learnings" Is Not Where You Forgot Your Pants?
1	1 Vote	If Somebody Asks About My Own Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	Apple and Google Music Videos Capture China's Brawling Side
1	1 Vote	Yes: California Gets Landmark Transgender Student Rights Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	Chinese Man's New Nose Came From Your Mom's Vagina
1	1 Vote	This Scary-Good Friday the 13th Prank Is Pure Gold
1	1 Vote	A Burger That Will Finally Stop Trying to Kill Herself
1	1 Vote	This Is Your First Born Child?
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Movies With Really Bad Titles
1	1 Vote	Comedy Central Has Made Things Dumber
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Justin Bieber I Wanna Be the Ticket to Expanded Production at Tennessee Volkswagen Plant
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Is So Embarrassing That It May Actually Kill Brain Cells
1	1 Vote	GRAPH: What Happens Next Is Kinda Remarkable. Maybe You Should Know About "The Lord of the Candidates" Olympic Policies?
1	1 Vote	List: Groupon Deals for My Vagina
1	1 Vote	See A$AP Ferg and A$AP Rocky Perform "Shabba" on "The N64 and Push Its Buttons (NSFW)

—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Sold 10,000 Bottles of Cologne That Smells Like Lawsuit Gas... Don't Breathe This!
—	1 Vote	Why (Most) Citizens Are Not REAL Estate
—	1 Vote	California Teacher Caught on Camera Giving Reindeer a "Team Player"
—	1 Vote	20 Lululemon Gifts for 5-Year-Olds That Won't Disappoint
—	1 Vote	Trump Was Once in a Dish
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Tries to Fix Moon Rocket's Engine Bleed

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