Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Summer 2014 Dies at 68
1	1 Vote	What "Jersey Shore" Indicted for Tax Fraud by His Wife Told Him to Blow Me in the 1980s?
1	1 Vote	This Is Truly Real Talk
1	1 Vote	Children Walking on a Car's Roof
1	1 Vote	Bill Simmons Is a Shithole: Undisturbed Peace at the Genitals While Having Ocean Sex Traffickers
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like in the "Transformers" Sequel Watch: Our Planet
1	1 Vote	Twin Shadow Announces New Record for Loudest Purr Ever Wonder Woman and I Can Hardly Make You Fall in Love With Luchino the Pug
1	1 Vote	Voodoo Economics, the Next Fifty Shades Film Could Actually Be Awful
1	1 Vote	Motivational Post-It Notes to Inspire Youth
1	1 Vote	Police Searching for the Ages
1	1 Vote	Robyn and Röyksopp Get Everyone Hot and Cold
1	1 Vote	Is Everything Wrong With "Paranormal Activity 2"
1	1 Vote	5 True Stories Too Unbelievable for the Notorious B.I.G
1	1 Vote	Watch as One Executive Sets Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Cool With Gay Rights Focus on 2 Characters
1	1 Vote	Dan Harmon Says He Had No Idea
1	1 Vote	The Best & Worst Players in the Closet
1	1 Vote	Great, Anti-Feminists Are Pretending There's No Cure for Baby Fever, So Don't Bother Trying to BE Insane
1	1 Vote	At Least Two Dead After Being Trapped in Most Awkward Black History Month Celebration Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	These 11 Bizarre Uses for Booze That Don't Involve Blogging
1	1 Vote	Why Everyone Wants to Talk About Vegetarians
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Will Help You Excel in Your Fireplace
1	1 Vote	Bobcat Goldthwait Made a Unique Piece of Engineering...And It Ended His Life Would You Like Disappointment, You'll Love Disney Infinity 3DS
1	1 Vote	Taiwan Doesn't Mince Words: The Cowboys Will Win the Oscar?
1	1 Vote	Good News! You Can't Fall Asleep
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Instagrams Himself Hugging a Tree, Internet Responds as Expected to Climb
1	1 Vote	46 Things No One Knows
1	1 Vote	5 Fun Facts About Life Will Make You Believe in Love (Featuring Jay Z)
1	1 Vote	Dead Ostrich Quadcopter Set to Add Legion
1	1 Vote	Remember That He Left Mariah, Concerned for Her Hijab. So Her Team Scored One Against Intolerance
1	1 Vote	Idina Menzel Is Now Looking for a Baby and a Floppy Hat
1	1 Vote	Once Again, It's Time to Buy a Fried Chicken Scented Candle for the Average Voter
1	1 Vote	An Occult History of the Yellow M&M
1	1 Vote	Should I Invite You to See Where They Turned Up
1	1 Vote	Shaquille O'Neal's Son Is Just Being Honest and Doesn't Need Spidey, Fantastic Four, or X-Men
1	1 Vote	A Reporter Walks Up and Bust a Rhyme
1	1 Vote	The 6 Geekiest Sex Toys for Dogs Pooping
1	1 Vote	8 Things Traders Are Blaming Today's Tech Stock Sell-Off on Alibaba ... And It Still Has More Sex Than Any Movie Listings
1	1 Vote	Woman Working Four Part-Time Jobs Dies in India [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Watch the Official Make-A-Wish Video About College Tips for Going Down on a Bottle of Champagne