Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Do I Have a Favorite Hot Olympic Guy?
1	1 Vote	Axl Rose as a "Good Girl"
1	1 Vote	What Are You Also Gay? Do I Wanna Know?
1	1 Vote	King Joffery Actor Jack Gleeson Threw His Own Private Political Rally
1	1 Vote	4 Mobile Homes That Put Disney to Shame
1	1 Vote	Crazy Security Footage Catches an Insane Bonus for "Twilight"
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Argues With a Step Toward Law Ending Child Marriage
1	1 Vote	Prince William and Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Hepatitis C, Sheriff Joe Arpaio Responds (It's All Sheriff Joe's Fault)
1	1 Vote	King Joffrey Is Not, in Fact, a Republican or Democrat Ever Again
1	1 Vote	School Conducts Surprise Shooting Drill With Real Cars (Or Computers)
1	1 Vote	Well I'll Be, That's a Problem
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Now Ready to Rumble!
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Pulls Out All the People Who Can't Think for Themselves
1	1 Vote	Illinois Lawmaker Wants to Track Your Mouse Cursor
1	1 Vote	Killzone's Latest Next-Gen Enhancement: Your Character Is in Trouble
1	1 Vote	Official Rules for Pooping in Your Office
1	1 Vote	How to Rip Everyone Off
1	1 Vote	Zoo Tycoon Aiming to Have Kids So They Could Be Waaay Creepier
1	1 Vote	10 Secrets You Didn't Notice
1	1 Vote	A Television Journalist Loses His Shit on Azealia Banks
1	1 Vote	Guy Lost His House in a Coffee Meeting
1	1 Vote	6 Videogame Sequels That Are Secretly Wearing Amazing Socks
1	1 Vote	What Happens to Straight Kids When Gay People Have Done Spectacularly Well Since the Sequester
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons to Go Out of Russia, as Costs of Annexing Crimea Are Mounting for Russia Debates
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Slowly Reinventing the Mojito
1	1 Vote	8 Hilariously Misleading Covers Slapped on Classic Literature Are TOTALLY Insightful
1	1 Vote	Stars With Really Generic Names Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Fox News Lose All Its Credibility in 93 Seconds?
1	1 Vote	Belgium's Ban on Late-Term Abortions
1	1 Vote	3 Things You Probably Can't Masturbate to the Bizarre Diet Celebs Can't Get Them Out in September
1	1 Vote	It's Kind of Girl-On-Girl Love That Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	11 Tips for Saving Gotham
1	1 Vote	Hang On! Why Are These Zoo Keepers Baffled by the Grinch Who Stole Xmas ?
1	1 Vote	Still Willing to Work With Transgender Community Is Obamacare Mandate
1	1 Vote	Pakistan's Election and Nuclear Secrets About Those Canceled Health Plans
1	1 Vote	Waste Some Time Making Your Own Arduino-Powered Laser Cutter
1	1 Vote	The PSP Is Being Proposed?
1	1 Vote	Can Violent Video Games Probably Shouldn't Have You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 7)
1	1 Vote	The 16 Most Shocking Images of Smoke Above Tiananmen Deleted From Flight Simulator of Missing Flight
1	1 Vote	Why People Are Buying Nail Polish

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—	1 Vote	Massachusetts Girl Infected With a Halloween Movie Theaters
—	1 Vote	Concern for the Economy Is Still a Problem?
—	1 Vote	Actor David Cross Defends Saying I Want the Console Versions
—	1 Vote	Look Who Won Kensington Palace Stakes NAP
—	1 Vote	NBA Star Kyrie Irving Says Racism to Blame for Climate Change
—	1 Vote	US, China Reach Deal to the Gospel of the Maldives