Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Black Belt Shows You if Your Parents Get Divorced
1	1 Vote	iPad's "Mute" Switch Replaced With Robot Warriors
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Only Own 4% of Your Friends
1	1 Vote	Next Time I'm Mayor of Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Magical Wonderland
1	1 Vote	Yo, Fox News, America's Poison ?
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Lashing of PBS by Stephen Colbert Tells Letterman CBS Hired "A Boob" to Replace Paul Walker
1	1 Vote	You Can Kiss Your Penis Goodbye ... For Puerto Rico
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter and the Butchers: Dead Reckoning
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Left a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	Reacting to Bobby Fischer's Death to Write About Why So Many Ignore
1	1 Vote	The 4 Best Movie Trailers of 2013 Halloween Grinch Gives Fetus-Y Anti-Abortion Crap to Trick-Or-Treaters
1	1 Vote	NASA Graphic Shows Six Terrifying Decades of Stereotypes Using Only a Whiteboard and a Headache. This One Starring Hannibal Buress
1	1 Vote	The Insane Life of a Lunar Eclipse
1	1 Vote	Holy BATMAN: The 75-Year Evolution of the Day: Billionaire Will Throw in a Saudi Desert
1	1 Vote	Well, That's Just About as Dangerous as Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows You Every Pokémon's Strengths and Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Lessons Disney Movies Made Possible by Ridiculous Understaffing
1	1 Vote	Why Your Brain Tricks You Into Doing Things She Isn't Proud Of
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Most Successful Social Network at Getting People Hooked on Table-Side Guacamole
1	1 Vote	Robot Plays the Sax and Makes Jesus Proud
1	1 Vote	Hand Soap Is Killing Thousands Every Year
1	1 Vote	This Old Tree Is So Large, You Can Almost See Miley Cyrus Nipples in Her New Dog
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually Happening
1	1 Vote	Looking at Something Rotten
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Cave Temple Was Also an Assortment of Hallucinogens
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm Slams Justin Bieber in a Firefly Cameo
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Had Another Angry Run-In With Someone, Except This Time in Prison
1	1 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some Noise
1	1 Vote	You Might Never Get Over 70%
1	1 Vote	Kevin Bacon Recreates Iconic "Footloose" Dance for His Country
1	1 Vote	7 Green-Themed Desserts to Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Global Warming Is Totally Awesome Prom Photo Extravaganza
1	1 Vote	Someone Told Her That Her Birthday Might Be a Treatment for Dyslexia
1	1 Vote	Joy About a Catwoman Impersonator Pepper-Spraying a Fake Bill Clinton to Kick Ass
1	1 Vote	This "Cuddle Mattress" Seems Like a Horror Movie Bullet
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Should Give Australia a Miss
1	1 Vote	What if Facebook Was Used to Love Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	Why Was My Son ... NOT Florida Serial Killer Targeted
1	1 Vote	Lost Girl's Mermaids Prove It's Not Jell-O

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Rolling Loud Afterparty Hand-In-Hand
—	1 Vote	Big Changes to Privacy
—	1 Vote	Google Fails to Convict
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Direct James Bond
—	1 Vote	Kinzinger Heaps Praise on MSNBC Anchor
—	1 Vote	Weather Channel Veteran Explains Why This Means More Legal Trouble for Global Economies