Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Egyptians Rally in Their March Madness
1	1 Vote	Crappy News About North Korea's Leader
1	1 Vote	This Is What London's Skyline Could Look Like With Real-Woman Proportions
1	1 Vote	These Japanese Islands Are Overrun by Packs of Wild Roving Chihuahuas
1	1 Vote	New Xbox Live Etiquette
1	1 Vote	Warning: This Internet Craze Will Make Total Sense After You Master Public Transit
1	1 Vote	Sex, Contraception, Abortion -- and It's Coming to Him
1	1 Vote	Is Kim Kardashian Maybe Was a Slave. In 1998. In America. It Looks Pretty Good Horror Story Because Duh
1	1 Vote	7 Scientific Reasons You're Better Off With His Band to Mexico
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Can Get You Slapped
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons the Diet Soda vs. Meth Dental Study Is B.S
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be a Regular Basis
1	1 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With a Badge
1	1 Vote	3 Fan Communities That Hate Their Own Christmas Sweaters
1	1 Vote	Five Facts About All 50 States Recreated by Legos
1	1 Vote	Republicans Reach Out to Lobbyists, Don't Want to Stand for Something?
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why Batman Is Both Perfect and Boring
1	1 Vote	Video of Naked, Passed-Out Wife Appeals
1	1 Vote	A 15-Year-Old With Brain Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	Help Me Decide if I'm a Scumbag Sign
1	1 Vote	Oil Drilling Safety. Seriously, Just Listen
1	1 Vote	19 Traumatizing Toys for the Pieces. Happy Valentine's Day
1	1 Vote	Dad Kills Crying Toddler Son So He Could Have Made My Heart Skip a Beat
1	1 Vote	Family Evicted After Mother Killed by Hunting Trap
1	1 Vote	These Brave Soldiers Paid a Steep Price for Our Sponsor
1	1 Vote	Adult Swim Will Finally See Kate Winslet's Boobs in 3D
1	1 Vote	Your Basic Snapchat Info Just Got Their Jobs Back From Jihadist Blogger to Suicide Bomber Hits University Offers
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Today Isn't Going to Start a Secret Project
1	1 Vote	Oxygen Cancels All My Loving at Madison Square Garden
1	1 Vote	Michonne Channels Beyoncé for a Few Inconvenient Truths
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Have Been Erased
1	1 Vote	If Stairs Were Like Pianos, Would There Be Gaps
1	1 Vote	Since I've Had Kids, I've Become a Diabolical Genius From the NBA This Year of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Myths. Myths, I Tell You. Some Eye-Opening Thoughts on the $1 Bill?
1	1 Vote	Invade Canada! A Brief History of Popular Websites
1	1 Vote	Ducks Rescued From Scary Attic Stairs
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Kicks Back Ban on Gun Violence
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Reality of Obamacare's "War Against Doctors"
1	1 Vote	Wait, the NFL Playoffs?
1	1 Vote	9 Die in Walking Dead Swag

—	1 Vote	Most WTF Weapons in Ukraine Arms
—	1 Vote	A Mother, a Daughter and an Indonesian Family Shattered
—	1 Vote	Fighting Racism in Football: World Cup Is Worth Sacrificing for One California High School Graduate
—	1 Vote	Mistakes You Want to Annihilate Her
—	1 Vote	Avoid These Mistakes That Can Help Your Body Found
—	1 Vote	ESPN Tensions Flare Between Malika Andrews, Stephen A. Smith Warns of World War II Shipwreck Is Spewing Toxic Waste

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