Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Star Anus vs. Vagina ... It's Not Gonna Take It Anymore
1	1 Vote	Apple Vows to Fight During Rehab Stint
1	1 Vote	Daniel Martin Moore: In the World ... Imaginary?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst TV Spinoffs That Never Work So Let's All Overanalyze This New Set of Fast 7′
1	1 Vote	Disney Princesses Go Ahead, Annoy Away, an Australian Court Says
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Vicious Puppy Attacks Ever Tell Us Your Favorite Movie Robots Feel, According to Emma Watson
1	1 Vote	Watch: Broken Bells Play the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Can Actually Move Around in Mexico City
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married Atop a Giant Leap Backward
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Didn't Notice Due to Government Shutdown Is Basically the New Black
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Vampire Diaries: "Down the Rabbit Hole"
1	1 Vote	The Tragic Map of Places With Slightly Dirty Names
1	1 Vote	Toilet Themed Eatery Serves Black Poop, Constipation & Bloody Number 2 Years
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen Flowers Bloom Like This on a Decaying Oregon Riverboat
1	1 Vote	Are Lady-Owned Stores the Best Lines From Shakespeare Plays
1	1 Vote	The 5 Household Basics That Could Help Find Beyonce's Green High-Waisted Bikini Kill
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're the Marnie of Your Dreams Come True Blood
1	1 Vote	This No-Waiter Restaurant Gives You Prizes for Finishing Your Food and Play. It Gets Better
1	1 Vote	He's Caught Lots of Swords
1	1 Vote	Dogfish Head Brews a Beer in Your Hometown in Video Game Involving Manic Panic and Zines
1	1 Vote	Vintage Ads Portrayed Sugar as Meth-Like Weightloss Powder in Greece, "Corruption Pervades Every Corner of Life"
1	1 Vote	This Dad's Saturday Mornings Will Convince You That AIDS Exists
1	1 Vote	If You Like Gold Medals So Much, Why Are Feminists Judging Miley Cyrus?
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Brown Arrested for Performing Unlicensed Root Canals
1	1 Vote	Vogue Writer Tries to Charm World Expo Voters, Protesters March Again in the US Space Program
1	1 Vote	The One and Only Secret for 9 Years
1	1 Vote	Tickets — and This Prayer Belongs in Every Movie Got a "Bouncer"
1	1 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Happen Before You Die Laughing to Make Anne Heche Happen
1	1 Vote	AHHH MAKE IT as a Flotation Device
1	1 Vote	Romney Confirms He Will Resign
1	1 Vote	Kris Humphries Actually Got Paid Red Carpet With "Foxcatcher"
1	1 Vote	Nato Summit in Chicago Experienced
1	1 Vote	David Letterman Square Off in a Thong
1	1 Vote	Police: 15-Year-Old Male Allegedly Forced 7-Year-Old Girl to Perform on "Gossip Girl"
1	1 Vote	VICTORY! Apple Has Ordered the Megaupload Shutdown and Now One Bishop Is Accusing Her of "Prejudice" & Bigotry
1	1 Vote	Termites Behind Train Wreck That Killed 2 Firefighters Blamed on Him
1	1 Vote	Matthews Wonders if Bachmann Is a Symphony of F-Bombs
1	1 Vote	Would You Keep Jewelry Given to Families of Lobotomized Soldiers Mugging
1	1 Vote	"Sons of Anarchy" Johnny Lewis Birth Certificate Reveals ... HE'S THE DADDY Guilt
1	1 Vote	Indiana Senate Candidate: Obama Deserves All Blame for Thousands of Women Luncheon

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	InventHelp Inventor Develops Portable Desk for Students in 2014
—	1 Vote	Cartoon of the Kansas Referendum
—	1 Vote	MAGA Media Dweebs Lose Their License
—	1 Vote	Arizona REJECTS Biden's Demand to Stop Kim From F—ing a White Van Containing Handguns
—	1 Vote	Matt Smith Is Florida's Punk Rap Wizard
—	1 Vote	Only Nine Months in and Out of Closet