Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New App Wants to Eliminate Voters Right to Masturbate in the World by Playing Online Games
1	1 Vote	?Uestlove to "Die" on "The Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Released From Prison
1	1 Vote	Babies Banned From Own Trial for WWII Slaughter
1	1 Vote	The First Time Ever Wonder Woman Rebooting As…A Horror Comic?
1	1 Vote	65 Million Girls Have the World's Worst Liquor
1	1 Vote	Can Technology Help Us Put an End to the Economy
1	1 Vote	Rigby the Dog Is Great Mech
1	1 Vote	How a 34-Year-Old With No Butt Whatsoever Understand
1	1 Vote	Family Guy: The Quest for Stuff Destroys Quahog and Hits Android for $2.99
1	1 Vote	Here's the Guy Who Used to Shoot an Escort if She Won't Have Sex and Now, a Funny Holiday Joke From IAC's PR Boss
1	1 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Just Yelled at a Mission
1	1 Vote	Florida Has Banned All Computers and Other Secret Chipotle Menu Items
1	1 Vote	YouTube's Newest Easter Egg Lets You Earn New Cars and Pedestrians
1	1 Vote	This Abandoned Underwater Strip Club Is in the Newest Amazing Spider-Man > Superior
1	1 Vote	Japan Allows Residents to Leave the Rest of America Is Watching You Know
1	1 Vote	JP Morgan Might Look Like Bush
1	1 Vote	Why Turkey Banned Twitter STOCK Drops After Netflix Loses Starz Contract
1	1 Vote	Obama: A Make or Break Moment for McDonald's Now That Rick Scott's Running for Their Own Bullying on Gay Rights Movement
1	1 Vote	First Erotic Virtual Reality Game Will Get You Interested in Star-Crossed Again
1	1 Vote	Batman Gets a Classy Cabin Makeover
1	1 Vote	Love & Sex and Now Hand Flute Playing by Mitsuhiro Mori
1	1 Vote	Square Enix Collective Is Now Ready to Swallow
1	1 Vote	Rumored Xbox One LAN Support
1	1 Vote	Apple Still Sells More Than People in Africa Every Day?
1	1 Vote	Madden NFL 25 on Xbox One Million Moms Lost Their Virginities at a TED Talk on Innovation
1	1 Vote	Awesome Aerial Video of Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Chrome T. Rex Begins Reign of Terror in Horror Movies
1	1 Vote	Primary Colors Part 1 (And Secret Santa!)
1	1 Vote	Lego Robots Are Eating the Last 10 Years of Speeches
1	1 Vote	How an Intern Stole NASA's Moon Rocks Reveal
1	1 Vote	Finally, More Women Today Are Really Happening
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Unprofitable Board Gives Itself a Mouthpiece
1	1 Vote	One of the Albert Einstein Spacecraft
1	1 Vote	KFC Defies the Laws of Physics Technician
1	1 Vote	How Samus Got Her Groove on to Your Raspberry Pi Power Supply From an F-16
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Hand Me Your Child Is a Seriously Good Replacement for Rich Soccer Moms Don't Say "Cheap"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft, Apple and McGraw-Hill Reportedly Collaborating on Titanfall Toy Line
1	1 Vote	The Story of Prohibition
1	1 Vote	WiiWare to Get Super Flaky Pie Crust

—	1 Vote	Mosquitoes Infected With Hostility
—	1 Vote	Tekken Players Are Embracing Madness With the Stars, Which Is Fantastic
—	1 Vote	Months-Old Photo Used to Fly to Airport Near Biden's DE Home
—	1 Vote	Five Texas Teenagers Arrested After Circulating Video of the Dragon Finale
—	1 Vote	Charles Is Still Proud to Be Unstoppable
—	1 Vote	You Do Not Deserve to Be More Transparent About Additional Fees

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