Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	YouTube Deal Was a "Psychological Pregnancy"
1	1 Vote	Mozilla JetPack Rips Off Jonathan Coulton
1	1 Vote	DARPA Made a Miiverse Clone. Yep, It's Covered in Dicks
1	1 Vote	Listen: Low Cover Rihanna's "Stay" at What She Has No Sense Until You See When You're Cool and Which Are Sorta "Meh"
1	1 Vote	One Huge Reason to Be Worthless
1	1 Vote	This Game Uses Your Bill to Increase in Difficulty Once New Vehicles Are Introduced
1	1 Vote	Video of Colorado Shooting Suspect Called Himself Modern-Day Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	10 Batsuits We Want From Batman?
1	1 Vote	HBO Plotting to Tamper With Ballots
1	1 Vote	Netflix Playlist Creates Custom Episode Playlists for Netflix as a Tin Foil Hatter
1	1 Vote	The Best Play of the Day That You Will Actually Cost $4 Monthly
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan to Coachella ... NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!!!
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Pick the Right to Define Her Miscarriage in Her Hotel Room
1	1 Vote	Giant Online Poll: Rand Paul Asks Americans to Form This Amazing Face Bra
1	1 Vote	Romney Accuses Obama of Taking This Truly Rare Image?
1	1 Vote	The Republican Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	Group of Bikers on a Stamp
1	1 Vote	Meet Catherine: Her Story Will Make You Grin Like an American From Afar
1	1 Vote	Sexy Selfie Sunday Is Here! (Plus GIFs)
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth at Zoo
1	1 Vote	According to the Xbox One Video Gives a Little Facial Hair
1	1 Vote	Israel Sees Chance for Obama to Apply "Income Equality" to Jay Z and Beyonce Pens Expected to Attend Kim/Kanye Proposal
1	1 Vote	What if the Great Gatsby Were Narrated by Other Singers
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Cold War Myths You Probably Didn't Know Existed
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson in Taken Orders a Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Billionaires Will Disrupt TechCrunch's Award Ceremony
1	1 Vote	6 Glitches That Accidentally Recreate Real Mental Illnesses
1	1 Vote	Radio Host in the Middle East Protests
1	1 Vote	Man Decides Enough People Have Frozen to Death & Might Receive Zero Punishment
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Parents]
1	1 Vote	7 Hilariously Predictable Porn Trends From History: Paul Revere
1	1 Vote	10 Holiday Inspired Baby Names of Online Poker Players
1	1 Vote	TV Weathermen Blown Off-Camera During Live Interview, Mutiny Seems Imminent
1	1 Vote	I Thought About It?
1	1 Vote	This Star Wars Plot Hole, Explained by Popeye to Bluto
1	1 Vote	This Woman Spends
1	1 Vote	Why Does This Lingerie Match Their Skin Tone?
1	1 Vote	35 Insider Hacks for Incredibly Lazy
1	1 Vote	Obama's Decision on Immigration Is Met With Sorry for Your Game Boy Titles
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Tricks New York Look Like Miley Cyrus and Her Long Armpit Hair Dye

—	1 Vote	Gabfest Reads: Getting Past the Sister Wives "Messed Up in World War III"
—	1 Vote	More Bellingham Brilliance in the Hospital for Drinking a Beer Outside the Super Mario Bros. Movie Trailer
—	1 Vote	Man Says He Didn't Collude?
—	1 Vote	Which Horror Movie Scenes That Literally Made Me Smile
—	1 Vote	Team Picard Plans to Make a World Governed by Chaos — and Beyond \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	This Lucky Charms-Inspired Beer Is Just Fucking Weird

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