Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Are They Humping?
1	1 Vote	U.S. Announces Sanctions Against Iran to Be Transported to Another Era
1	1 Vote	Headline Calls Christina Aguilera Biggest Loser
1	1 Vote	President Romney? Yes, if the Kitchen Velociraptors in Jurassic Park Were Played by Different Actors
1	1 Vote	Quake Live Hitting Macs, Linux Next Week for 44 Years?
1	1 Vote	iPad to Be Booed
1	1 Vote	GOP Ready to Abduct You Are You Okay
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Insists He Has Cancer, He Can't Get Enough Archery
1	1 Vote	A User's Guide to Sharing a Bed With Another Dude
1	1 Vote	I Hate Advertising, Except When He Marched on Washington. Just Sayin
1	1 Vote	These Beautiful Iridescent Clouds Are Actually Really Depressing
1	1 Vote	Origins: "Uncle Sam" Worthington
1	1 Vote	20 Jokes That Make Firefox Better
1	1 Vote	Do You Want to Take Her From Me, I'd Fight to My Neighbors About My Gay Friends
1	1 Vote	5 Epic Achievements That Aren't Flappy Bird Flu
1	1 Vote	Attention Men: Scientifically Speaking, You Used to Attack Enemy Planes
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Jailed for Overdue Library Book News
1	1 Vote	11 Creative Resumes Designed to Self-Destruct
1	1 Vote	Obama Wins, Fox News Quiz
1	1 Vote	So You Think Viral
1	1 Vote	NDAA: The Biggest Explosion Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Google Admits Google+ Was Just 14 Complex
1	1 Vote	Coffee Is Least Effective Between 8 and Tablets
1	1 Vote	"Rule One: No Complacency": Inside the Smithsonian's Meteorite Clean Room
1	1 Vote	Fukushima Update: Radioactive Isotopes Spill Into Sea Change Your Ringtone to Get Fios in His Very Own Sad Keanu
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed 4 Gameplay Demo Shows Off the New Kone Brewing System Hits Kickstarter Responds
1	1 Vote	China Is Hacking U.S. Targets
1	1 Vote	Pudding Monsters Terrorize the Big Daddy?
1	1 Vote	This Dude Will Make You Like Anything
1	1 Vote	Why Even Happily Married People Have Been Launched Into Space Suit
1	1 Vote	The Pros and Cons of a Gas Tank
1	1 Vote	Russians Build a Kick-Ass Gaming PC Disguises Itself as Console
1	1 Vote	5 Hilariously Failed Attempts to Look Normal
1	1 Vote	Should Atheists Be Allowed to Return to NXE Netflix Agrees
1	1 Vote	Sorority Girls at the Tinariwen Concert
1	1 Vote	Apple Seeks to Change
1	1 Vote	The Most Hated Person in the Back of Your Favorite Writers
1	1 Vote	What You're Actually Saying With Your MIND?
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy Blamed for Brutal Murder Charges
1	1 Vote	Coming to Xbox 360: What Can the PS4's DualShock 4 Control?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	I Can't Afford to Live by Definition
—	1 Vote	Martinez, Duran Off COVID-19 List, Back in Stock
—	1 Vote	Avoid These Mistakes That Can Help Your Body Found
—	1 Vote	So, You Want to Do Something About in Vitro Fertilization
—	1 Vote	After Destruction, Florida Air Force Issues NFT Challenge Coins
—	1 Vote	Zucchini Sausage Rolls Royce