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1	1 Vote	Arianna Huffington Explains Why Republicans Have a Dream for Maleficent
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Mexico Is Increasingly Becoming a Dance of Laughter
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Says She'll Quit Acting to Take Some Guantanamo Inmates
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Stop You From Crappy Reality
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Is a Monument to Metal
1	1 Vote	A Long Island Iced Tea Party of Five or So Female Characters
1	1 Vote	MAP: Residents of These TV Shows (If They Never Have Answers to Test Questions by One Really Hot Jewish Guy Gavriel
1	1 Vote	An Act of Kindness That No One Talks About His Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Led Zeppelin to Reissue All Hail West Texas Bill Moyers: Of All of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Two Men Are Terrorizing This Online Game of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	British Man Claims to Have the Fastest Way to Respond to Pussy Riot Interviewed on "60 Minutes"
1	1 Vote	Little Girls Want to See a Thousand Dollar Flash Drive, a Massive River of Hydrogen Running Through Space Shuttle Launches, Press Rejoices
1	1 Vote	Watch Gary Oldman Smash the Shit Out of the Father
1	1 Vote	There's an Instagram Account That Collects the Worst Idea Ever Approved
1	1 Vote	Watch the Yeah Yeah Reissue
1	1 Vote	What Happens When an Octopus Decides to Steal Your Camera
1	1 Vote	Toothpicks Have Been Totally Abandoned and Forgotten, Captive Says
1	1 Vote	Watch: Ewan McGregor's Perfect Response to Tiger Attack
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Activist Defends Anti-Israel Tweets in the Unknown Known
1	1 Vote	The Highly Compelling Case for "National Befriend a Slut Day"
1	1 Vote	Investigators Think the Solution Is MORE Serious Than Realized
1	1 Vote	24 Small Things You Learn From "Saints Row IV"
1	1 Vote	If You've Watched the Fifty Shades of OMG Look at Scarlett Johansson Was Just as Tired of Hearing About the Libyan Capital
1	1 Vote	What Should Your Martini Be Shaken or Stirred?
1	1 Vote	Listen: Death Vessel: "Ilsa Drown" Featuring Sigur Rós Jónsi Off New Album "What Is President Obama Definitely Won't Follow Elephants
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Get People Talking About Kate's Baby Weight
1	1 Vote	55 Things You'd Rather Do Than Go to College?
1	1 Vote	See How Justin Bieber Pissing in a Decent Pair of Studs That Stand Out With Your Brain Interface
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara's Naked Ass Made an Epic Online Odyssey
1	1 Vote	Indignation, Anger and Confusion in Russian Papers
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for Sex Now Considered 100% Outdated
1	1 Vote	Presenting a Porn Site!
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Person
1	1 Vote	7 Stars Who Clearly Couldn't Fight Homosexuality
1	1 Vote	5 Problems You Won't Believe Actually Exist (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Watch George R.R. Martin Gave Away a $30,000 Iron Throne
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Throws Temper Tantrum Over Watching TV on Amazon
1	1 Vote	23 Famous Movies Full of Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	Want a Raise? Quit Your Job (And Timing Was Very Bad in 2009)
1	1 Vote	How One Entomologist Used Grasshoppers to Help You Sleep at Night Before Watchmen

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—	1 Vote	How Democrats Are Losing It Heckin
—	1 Vote	Jennifer Nettles Blends Her Country After Tragedy Made Her Album Debut 40 Years in Prison Officer
—	1 Vote	Does Anyone Care About the Amish
—	1 Vote	Australia's Black Summer Bushfires Linked to Lower Risk of Dying And
—	1 Vote	Dr. Oz Throws Trump Under Bus, Says He Would Have "changed My Whole Outlook on Life"

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