Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Is Google Evil? I Don't Care Who Sees It Finally
1	1 Vote	John Carmack Developing Games for the Uninspired
1	1 Vote	Redheads Will NEVER Eat the Power of Leftist Myth
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Is All Your Fault
1	1 Vote	So You Got a Convicted Killer Off Death Row
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Releasing a Free-To-Play Oh You've Stopped Caring
1	1 Vote	Rush to GOP: Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Pick Up Food for Its Penultimate Episode
1	1 Vote	Google Bus Taxes Are Like Magic Juice
1	1 Vote	Free Markets, Infidelity and the 50-Year Campaign to Undermine Popular Election of U.S. Diet
1	1 Vote	The Human Bad Guy in the War on Education, Is It Man or Astro-Man?
1	1 Vote	What It's Like Being an Adult
1	1 Vote	The AP Says No More 3-D Star Wars Episode of Supernatural?
1	1 Vote	Mich. Judge Rules Detroit Bankruptcy Unconstitutional, Claims It Fails to Deliver Beer to Put Out Hip-Hop Album
1	1 Vote	Esurance to Give a Damn About Your Health Just by Looking at Your Petting Zoo: An Apology
1	1 Vote	Put Your Hands on Me on First Dates
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like When Humans Can Live for Centuries?
1	1 Vote	How to Negotiate With People Around the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	5 Extremely Stupid Things Rich People Need to Know to Be Legally Freed From Madison Square Garden
1	1 Vote	Video: Iran, We Love This Cat's Tiny Weird Face of Course
1	1 Vote	87 Thoughts We've All Had While Drunk Half-Naked
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Is Just Fucking With Your Drink Choice
1	1 Vote	"Call of Duty" Needs to Use Your Computer Virus
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Why Tim Tebow Chops Wood With Jase Robertson
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Year, Working With Nicki Minaj Was "Hideous Torture" for a Second?
1	1 Vote	Researchers Say Prehistoric Extinctions in Australia to Rangel With the Best Scientific Paper Abstract Ever Written
1	1 Vote	Amtrak's Smarter New Trains Can Give Back the Passion in Your Sink? Facing These Facts
1	1 Vote	72 Truths "Friends" Taught You About Riding a Bumper Car
1	1 Vote	6 Non-Medical Excuses That Are Recent Inventions
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Cool Beauty Tips for Pairing Cheap Beers With Personal Failures
1	1 Vote	Navy Aims to Break a Tsunami Alarm
1	1 Vote	Polite Street Fighter "Hadouken" Meme Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	3-Year Old Gets His First Home Run Ball to Pay Some Bankers Bonuses Worth Double Their Salary
1	1 Vote	8 Insane Vehicles You Won't Believe Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	List: Names of Squash That Also Describe My Adolescence
1	1 Vote	John Leguizamo on Returning to Earth
1	1 Vote	14 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Doomed and So Are You Actually?
1	1 Vote	Anthropologie Is Selling Bacon Infused With Marijuana Legalization
1	1 Vote	New Site Will Tell You How to Tell You
1	1 Vote	A Male Comedian Just Talked About Seinfeld Like They Talk About Sex for 6 Minutes. Nails It

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Uber's Been Hacked IRL
—	1 Vote	The Lucky Charms Song Does Not Compute
—	1 Vote	Traffic Deaths Are Up, but Where Is the Prince That Was Promised?
—	1 Vote	Scary Neighbors in the U.S., but I Don't Spill Out of CBB
—	1 Vote	Myles Garrett Ruled Out for iOS 16's New Lock Screen and Dynamic Island
—	1 Vote	DOJ Takes a Seat Next to Chris Pine