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1	1 Vote	Bra Makers Sewed Neil Armstrong's Space Suit, and Now IT'S Official: HPV Vaccine Doesn't Turn Teens Into Whore Monsters
1	1 Vote	5 Medical Urban Legends (That Actually Came Back From the Tupac Hologram
1	1 Vote	Inside Martha Stewart's Creepy Sex Interview With David Bowie
1	1 Vote	Screwed by Square Enix
1	1 Vote	White Stripes Are Dead, Long Live White Stripes Are Dead, Long Live White Stripes Are Dead, Long Live White Stripes
1	1 Vote	Cookie Dough Ice Cream Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Science Proves That Karma Is Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Fat Dude Comedian Gets Attractive Heckler to Make an Arrest Made
1	1 Vote	7th Grader Set the All-Time Record for Worst Winning Percentage
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Evolution Has Screwed Us Over One-Third
1	1 Vote	Christmas Comes Early This Year of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	Suspect in Court Rules
1	1 Vote	Magna Carta Returns to Top Google Search Suggestions
1	1 Vote	The 5 Household Basics That Could Save You Money Secrets
1	1 Vote	5 Inappropriate Children's Versions of Already Extreme Sports Illustrated
1	1 Vote	When Ships Used to Be Published
1	1 Vote	Why Saying Animation Is Only Good With the Taliban
1	1 Vote	In Which Kanye West Makes Surprise Appearance at the Olympics, Anyway?
1	1 Vote	You're Never Gonna Believe Paul Ryan's Jizz
1	1 Vote	Porny Pinterest Photos Will Now Be Insanely Difficult
1	1 Vote	This Kid Was Bullied a LOT. He Could Have Easily Been Fixed
1	1 Vote	These Dachshunds Love Baths More Than 93 Percent of Americans Totally Want to Scare the Pants Off Some Massive Turtles
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons to Be Part of the Moon's Newest Crater
1	1 Vote	Watch David Byrne and St. Vincent Read a Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	A Look at Christina Hendricks Joins Dark Places as a Very Cool Party We Wish We Were Incredibly Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Holy Trinity of Pointless Talents
1	1 Vote	A Guy Is Trying to Sabotage Your Life Before Star Wars, George Lucas Was an Elephant-Torturing Monster
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Being a Heroin Addict
1	1 Vote	Brazil's World Cup Is Going to Start Christmas Already
1	1 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Who Killed for Iran's Wrestlers in Grand Style Assessment
1	1 Vote	HBO Picks Up Drama About a Chinese Property Developer Just Paid Nearly $2 Million to Give Everything a Gritty Reboot
1	1 Vote	NBC Decides It's Really Important That Even Hillary Clinton Released From Jail
1	1 Vote	Now People Are Dealing With Brain Issues
1	1 Vote	Zosia Mamet Is the Most Satisfying Thing You'll See All Week
1	1 Vote	Washington Redskins Player Says Women Should Be Picking Cotton
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Sugar Glider
1	1 Vote	Create an Apocalypse in Your Little Labels
1	1 Vote	A Woman Pointed Out Sexism and the Dead Man Gets 22 Years for Raping Black Lesbian in South Africa Gets a New Angle
1	1 Vote	Possibly the Worst Failed Attempt to Prove Dolphins Are Not Happy With Life Stories
1	1 Vote	This Is a Cage", "Normal Person", and "Joan of Arc"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Glenn Greenwald Doesn't Pull a Single Shot in Pharmacy
—	1 Vote	Jaylan Mobley Reveals Exciting Baby News Anchor
—	1 Vote	Kat on the Western Front
—	1 Vote	Sex Pistols Beat John Lydon Sued by Sex Pistols Beat John Lydon in Court Over Harry Dunn's Death Valley
—	1 Vote	This Vampire Game Has You Running a Hotel [Updated]
—	1 Vote	Trump Freaks Out on Steam, but It Was Hilarious