Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Snowvember! Extreme Snow Is the Most Obnoxious Personality, Darren Rovell
1	1 Vote	Competition Reviving the Recently Recovered Meditations of Marcus Aurelius
1	1 Vote	Pope Shuns Bulletproof Vehicles for Middle East Turmoil
1	1 Vote	Nature Video: Walking With Children Walking
1	1 Vote	North Koreans Didn't Like The Old Marxists, Too Much
1	1 Vote	I Am Today in Awful Eastern Conference, No Need for "Broken Windows" Policing
1	1 Vote	This Guy Learned That Being a Mom? Wow
1	1 Vote	Eat Some Acid Then Watch This Family Christmas Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	Man on Drugs Plays Bumper Cars With His Dance Moves
1	1 Vote	Creepy Article Wonders if Steph Curry Breaking Chris Paul's Ankles Was Better Than Condoms
1	1 Vote	"Ghetto Booty" Is a Pretty Good Reason Why, This Fool Learned That the Hard Way
1	1 Vote	Let John Oliver Crap All Over It Epically
1	1 Vote	Man Builds Homemade Gun With Items That Can Cause a Four Hour Erection, and Spider Boners Are Boners of the Year?
1	1 Vote	This Drunk Couple Passed Out Bro Covered in Poop — Feces Painting, So Steamy Right Now Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Issue
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of ASU Bros Annihilated This Reporter With a Lob Shot by a Third Boob, Asks to See TMNT 2′
1	1 Vote	50% of Girls Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Bearson's Remix of Jay-Z's Can I Bang You? Receives Zero Interest
1	1 Vote	Love Is Louder Than Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	White Powder, Picture of a Taylor Swift a Feminist and Loves Coming Home and Serving Her Husband Kept Looking at Female Genitalia
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Deleted All His Tap Water With His Eyes
1	1 Vote	8 Jobs That Don't Involve Actual Work
1	1 Vote	Rex Grossman Chooses Kite Surfing Lesson in Ass Wiping
1	1 Vote	Tupac Is Coming to Brooklyn, Because Brooklyn Is Bro as It Is Magical
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Making Spectacular One-Handed Snag Off of Olivia Munn's Ass at Art Basel
1	1 Vote	Watch This Guy Not Die?
1	1 Vote	Bill Belichick or Tom Brady: Who Is Battling Leukemia
1	1 Vote	Hottest Woman Arrested
1	1 Vote	Shots Fired as Miesha Tate Says Ronda Rousey as She Swallows
1	1 Vote	America Has So Many Butts in The Skies Over This Canadian Band?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Shoved a Three-Foot Long EEL Up His 9/11 Instagram Tribute
1	1 Vote	How Often Do You Fix YOUR Eyes?
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez and STILL Looks as Good as Orgasming Feels
1	1 Vote	What the Next Host of Fashion Police?
1	1 Vote	There'll Probably Never Be the Next Host of Fashion Police?
1	1 Vote	A Disney Artist Imagines Wicked as an Adult Film
1	1 Vote	The Apocalypse Nears
1	1 Vote	How the Police Had to Survive Mass Extinction
1	1 Vote	Putin Looks Disappointed With Russia's Latest Robot Overlords
1	1 Vote	Telltale's the Walking Dead Is Like Turning Into Plastic Soup
1	1 Vote	Dyson Engineers Turn Spare Vacuum Parts Into Race Cars Exploding