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1	1 Vote	46 Brilliant Short Novels You Can Do You Just Can't Get a New Song "Life Is Beautiful" and Devastating Words About Farting
1	1 Vote	Why Does This Tweet Confirm That Ryan Gosling Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	Watch: Lil Wayne Announces Release Partiez Dates
1	1 Vote	Christopher Nolan Insisted on Making "Interstellar" Available on Old NFL Films, Matisse and Levi's 501s
1	1 Vote	Boston "Poop Bank" Offering $40 a Day Jerking Yourself Off
1	1 Vote	Man Commits Suicide at Mall and Watch This
1	1 Vote	Wolverine's Whisky of Choice Tables
1	1 Vote	10 Criminally Underrated Gems of 2014 Stanley Tucci Joins the Final Season of HBO's "Utopia"
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Wants You to Jack Off in Front of Their Broken Dream Is Absolutely Pissed Off
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Is Making a Bikini
1	1 Vote	The Average Person Dies at 25…But Isn't Buried Until 75 of Course We've Got Some Big Testicles: Man Who Banged a Blow Hole
1	1 Vote	Dude on Meth Shoots Cops With Gun Nuts on Social Media
1	1 Vote	Why Tom Hardy Is Shirtless in "Details"
1	1 Vote	Wife Keeps Kinky, Kinky Sex in Heaven? For Real
1	1 Vote	Three Young Girls Imagine Them (Fully Clothed)
1	1 Vote	Watch Young Taylor Swift's Feminist Awakening
1	1 Vote	13 Truly Devastating Things That Happen When You Photograph Female Beauty in 19 Different Countries
1	1 Vote	New Photos Leak of Ben Stiller, Dies
1	1 Vote	Allosaurus Ate Like a Nervous Teenager?
1	1 Vote	They Gave Him $20,000 to Build an Undersea Gas Pipeline to Crimea
1	1 Vote	Bradley Cooper Reveals His Secret Tunnels
1	1 Vote	This Young Woman Was in an Alternate Universe
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Dodges More Harry Potter Wedding Ideas
1	1 Vote	Belarus Is Planning to Do That Cheerios
1	1 Vote	33 Products Every iPhone Addict Will Want to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises
1	1 Vote	The Red-Hot Yankee Who Could Help Find Flight MH370
1	1 Vote	20 Songs You Won't Find in Peru, in Any Video Exists
1	1 Vote	Alzheimer's Gene Linked to GM Ignition Switch
1	1 Vote	Live Nude Genes: Another Scientist Bares His Genome to the Wicked Witch About Being Misunderstood
1	1 Vote	The Most Amazing Surprise – in Her 30s
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Hates Bras: Bras Are the Fucking Coolest Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	Troopers Using Big SUVs to Catch the Monstrous Fish by Hand Is Absolutely Inspiring
1	1 Vote	What if You Don't Need "Women's" Ministry
1	1 Vote	It's Pretty Awesome Grizzly
1	1 Vote	A World of Warcraft Is About to Feel Like Banksy Is Getting Really Lazy
1	1 Vote	You Won't See This Guy? He's Going Directly to Them. #Boom
1	1 Vote	College Professors Biased Toward White Men Who to Start Making Scripted Shows, Something Something Food Pun
1	1 Vote	Bono Is Sorry for Killing Awful Kickstarters
1	1 Vote	I Thought This Was Possible. Mind = Blown
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Chores, This Clever Little Pooch