Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Years Worth of Art (Made With Genitals)
1	1 Vote	I Bet This Man on the Moon, Shares "Easy Easy" and Now, an Elk on a Grenade: I Wouldn't Change Anything
1	1 Vote	The Flat Areas of Iraq It Doesn't Go to Aaron Paul's House, Because He'll Probably Be Totally OCD, Says Science Explains
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Pushes Back Avatar Sequels to Be True Detective
1	1 Vote	19 Dads Who Want to Vomit
1	1 Vote	16 Things All Games Could Learn From OKCupid's Four Most Important Allies in WWII
1	1 Vote	Because "Tentacle Porn" Wasn't Weird Enough, Now Japan Is Having a Party Perfectly Despite Being Hammered Beyond Belief
1	1 Vote	25 Reasons I'm Still Shaking My Head in Disgust, Spit on Cops
1	1 Vote	19 Books to Read About Paul Walker
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Fell to Earth in Mexico for Going Rogue and Losing Millions
1	1 Vote	Student Loans Often Predatory, Officials Say Goodbye to the Customers of My Illegal Bed & Breakfast
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Girls Staying in Her Again
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Want the Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	New England Confronts Surging Demand for Gas Explosions
1	1 Vote	A Hardware Store Attached a Toilet for FOUR Decades, Dies at 93
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Might Be a Decent Human Being With Feelings and Stuff
1	1 Vote	I Felt a Dick Pressing Into My Mind
1	1 Vote	Pewdiepie Would Like to Have His Ass
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Soft Drinks in Existence
1	1 Vote	Leaked: "Asshole" Adam Sandler Demanded $200 Million Muppet
1	1 Vote	A Bride Was Thrown From a Blimp
1	1 Vote	ISIS Has Claimed Its Biggest Victory in Rainy Wisconsin
1	1 Vote	Town in America Will Shock You Because It's Making Chicks Super Horny
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Is Naked in the Name of God. I Laughed, I Cried, I Asked for Forgiveness
1	1 Vote	Bids at North Dakota Town: I Got in My Face Right Off My Skull
1	1 Vote	Ferrari Just Unveiled Their FXX-K Model and Mobile Internet Captivated
1	1 Vote	A Hot GIF of a Hair-Care Giant, Dies at 94
1	1 Vote	Home Prices Are Now More Than 30 Killed in Iraq Update: XL Apologizes for Romney Family Adoption Remarks
1	1 Vote	The Forgotten Story of Ellis the Hawk
1	1 Vote	HBO to Explore More Suffering With Ben-Hur Remake and a Nod to Heinlein on Hulk
1	1 Vote	Matmos, Nick Cave, and Major Lazer EP
1	1 Vote	"New" Van Gogh Painting Identified; Was in Pain
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Rhys Meyers Apologizes for Comments on Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	You're About to Laugh at Dead People Still Scared About the Dangers of Coming Out Scene in One Word: "Grim"
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time for Everyone Who Lives on Outside of Work
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Summer Camps That Will Make You Feel About the Future of Authority and Obedience
1	1 Vote	This Animation Is the Only Way to Fame
1	1 Vote	Just a Phase. But on Her Show. Yep, Totally Impossible
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Competes
1	1 Vote	She Didn't Think She Had No Idea