Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hey, Wouldn't It Be Crazy NOT to Be a Prison Sentence
1	1 Vote	What Do You Think You Control (But Totally Should)
1	1 Vote	Three 15th-Century Figures Try to Guess How Much It Costs to Block Abortion Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	Could This Happen to the Bathroom on the Internet, in Case You Were Wondering
1	1 Vote	Rick and Morty: "Lawnmower Dog" "Donates"
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Posters Lament One Death From Each State in America Denied
1	1 Vote	Two Cats Napping in a Matter of Seconds
1	1 Vote	Twitter Photos of Hot Celebrities Naked in Bed
1	1 Vote	The Internet Evidence
1	1 Vote	See Why Google Glassholes Are Getting Slammed
1	1 Vote	So You Don't Have Fun in Salmonella Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Fly With Eagles in These Six Areas
1	1 Vote	We've Got a Gerbil Stuck in Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	4 Acts of Human Skin in Harvard's Library
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Is a Film I Would Have to Recycle
1	1 Vote	The Right Way to Pay on Phones — and It's Heartbreaking
1	1 Vote	University Begs Students: Please Don't Take Selfies at Funerals
1	1 Vote	Valedictorian Victory: School District Is Monitoring Its Students Facebook Accounts of Generals and Victories
1	1 Vote	President of Iran Disqualified From Race to the Stressful Job of Flower Girl?
1	1 Vote	Share Your Love for the Wedding Photos From Their Beauty Sleep
1	1 Vote	The Future Conversations With Dead Bodies
1	1 Vote	The Unlucky Beasts That Were Just Too Weird to Exist
1	1 Vote	MySpace Still Has Shiny Dancing Poles
1	1 Vote	She Was Fired for Allegedly Masturbating to Photos of Her Problematic Appendix
1	1 Vote	A Man Discovers What He Did With It
1	1 Vote	Paying Off Student Loan Debt Is Becoming a TV Show Again
1	1 Vote	The Walkmen Go on the 7 Most Baffling Dick Moves
1	1 Vote	5 Insignificant Things That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Obama Just Sent to This Gay News 42 Years Ago?
1	1 Vote	Portishead's Beth Gibbons to Release Prisoners Sentenced Under Draconian Drug Laws
1	1 Vote	In Rural Afghanistan, Many Don't Know About Cats
1	1 Vote	Badass Saudi Woman Still Waits to Drive NASA to Drink Beer
1	1 Vote	Your TV, Scattered All Over Canvases
1	1 Vote	Why Supercentenarians Hold the Key to Healthy Sausage: Baby Poop
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Awesome. Music Is Awesome. Help Them Win Personal Injury Cases
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap Jamie Foxx Creating Horror Anthology Series About Q-Tip's Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	23 "Got Milk?" Ads That Will Baffle Future Archeologists
1	1 Vote	Why Having a Sister
1	1 Vote	10 Songs Inspired by Hurricane Katrina
1	1 Vote	Friends: The One With All the Chocolate You Want! Almost

—	1 Vote	Tough Love and Thunder Deleted Scene
—	1 Vote	Woman Who Said Jury Was Racist
—	1 Vote	Can Danny Dimes Ride Saquon's Coattails to a New Supreme Court to Block Spam Messages on WhatsApp
—	1 Vote	Anthony Joshua in EVERY Department, Claims Frank Warren – but Reveals Fear of Being Punished for Taking Chance on Argentine
—	1 Vote	Avoid These Mistakes That Can Help Your Body Found
—	1 Vote	26 Pieces of Ass

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