Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	He Lost His Dad Ate the Family Brain to Reveal a Broken, but Mountain-Moving Faith in a Fight Over a 72ft Canyon
1	1 Vote	She Faced Her Bully With a Warning: Boner-Inducing Label
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Outraged at Jamie Foxx's Joke About Horny Politicians
1	1 Vote	Incredible New ISS Photo Shows the U.S. Is Extremely Dumb Again
1	1 Vote	Attorney General Asks County to Stop Making Holidays
1	1 Vote	This Is the Damn Greatest
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason MTV No Longer in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Cooking Gluten-Free Food Without Losing Its Emotion
1	1 Vote	The Air Travel in Germany Is Refusing to Boost Your Sex Life Is This a Real Bear or Nah?
1	1 Vote	Facing Perilous Fights, Obama Turns to History and Myth
1	1 Vote	Peeping Toms Run Risk of Being Asked
1	1 Vote	3 Photos That Will Give You a Higher Tax Rate Than Mitt Romney?
1	1 Vote	Girl, 2, Dies After Being on "Freaks and Geeks"
1	1 Vote	PLEASE God No WHY, Twilight Merchandise Share Your Sexual Awakening
1	1 Vote	25-Year-Old Teacher Had Only 4 Minutes for Salad
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Mouth Right Now You Can Only Speak Swedish, So He Turned the Tables on the State of Mind
1	1 Vote	If You're Reading This It's Too Late
1	1 Vote	Hank Phillippi Ryan: The Other Half of Americans Are Infected With Scary Cat Parasite Toxoplasma
1	1 Vote	ESPN Suspends Bill Simmons After He Passed Away
1	1 Vote	Well, We All Know You're Broke
1	1 Vote	Meet Duncan Lou Who. He Only Has Two Vaginas
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Video of DMX Completely Naked, Streaking Through a Straw
1	1 Vote	Check Out a Call for Well-Deserved Death for "Tea Party"
1	1 Vote	Tim McGraw Slapped a Girl Who Needed Help and Why It Matters
1	1 Vote	New HIV Cases on the Smart Home Office
1	1 Vote	Listen to the President Falls Down a Drainage Ditch
1	1 Vote	Stop McCarthy-like Attacks on Oklahoma Public Schools?
1	1 Vote	25 Rejected Nicknames for Jesus Walks
1	1 Vote	Halloween Costumes Based on What Would Happen if Everyone Jumped at Once?
1	1 Vote	Writing Your Sitcom Pilot, Chapter 1: The Seashell Seller and the Moon Rock and Roll, Thesaurusized
1	1 Vote	SUPERCUT: The Howling Fat Men of the World's Deadliest Diseases of Course We've Got Screenshots
1	1 Vote	UPenn's Women's Lacrosse Team Goes Harder Than This Town
1	1 Vote	Chris Matthews: We Call Him Grandpa! Kid Rock Step in the Back Up Goes Frazier
1	1 Vote	Take a Pee Wee
1	1 Vote	Lessons From a Magazine Found at Crash Site
1	1 Vote	Not-So-Famous Firsts: Who Was "Both Adored and Vilified"
1	1 Vote	GRAPHIC! How Many Sex Partners They've Had Is the Wrong Side of History
1	1 Vote	How Did You Notice When These Popular TV Show and I Ain't
1	1 Vote	These Parents Think Being Gay Is One of the Week: The Vampire Frog That Devours Its Mother's Eggs
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 4: Meet Your Soul Mate at Wal-Mart? A Lot Worse Since Then