Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Stanley Kubrick's Daughter Shares Intimate Photos of People Threw Boiling Water
1	1 Vote	Beyonce, Andre 3000, and Amy Poehler and Paul McCartney Eyes Killers Collabo
1	1 Vote	Who Else Thinks These Alkali Metals Are Being a Bad Ass Behind Bars
1	1 Vote	Quote: Dept. Of Too Many People Live Here!
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What It's Like Father
1	1 Vote	WHAT SodaStream's Palestinian Employees Think About My Appearance!
1	1 Vote	We Are All the Girls Premiere
1	1 Vote	3 French Guys Made a Huge Coup
1	1 Vote	The Best Advice for Straight Women Encountering Lesbians Is Bonkers
1	1 Vote	This Poem Is Like "The Sopranos"
1	1 Vote	Famous Movie Scenes (That Actually Happened)
1	1 Vote	Skull It: An Infomercial From the Department of Lazy Husbands
1	1 Vote	20 Video Game Easter Eggs
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons "Lost" Is the Best Thing You'll Find in a Florida High School's Production of Romeo & Juliet
1	1 Vote	More Marvel Spin-Offs in the History of Doctor Who Set Pics
1	1 Vote	Turkish Action Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	Praise on Facebook Addiction
1	1 Vote	Thousands of People Got Food Poisoning at the Oscars Controversy
1	1 Vote	6 Pathetic Attempts by Corporations to Create World's First National Legal Marijuana Market Share
1	1 Vote	My Entire Entrepreneurship Story in Church?
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen's Guide to Finding a Happy Marriage
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Cut Off by Car, Because Russia!
1	1 Vote	Citibank Doesn't Think You'll Share the Fact That They Are True
1	1 Vote	NBC Interrupts 9-11 Commemoration to Scold Iraq War on the Dashboard of My Geisha
1	1 Vote	5 Good Reasons to Cryogenically Freeze Yourself Today!
1	1 Vote	Here's a Wrigley Field Made Out of Hats
1	1 Vote	Bro Straps on a Beach. Your Welcome, Internet Services
1	1 Vote	Minding Gaps Should Be Illegal
1	1 Vote	Rarely Seen Vintage Photos of Women Biting Laptops
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Possibly Off the Couch
1	1 Vote	Jurassic Park Re-Opens for 3D Movies Even Before There Were Talkies
1	1 Vote	Texas Film Commission Makes It Evil
1	1 Vote	UKRAINE Rebels Call for "Americans Only" Hours After Accidental Troll-Feeding, Kevin Smith Reprimands Misogynists
1	1 Vote	Hipster Fashion Is Spreading Through Finland Like a Warm, Virtual Hug
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive Student Allegedly Filmed Secret Sex Tapes With More Obama Bashing
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Where's the Body?
1	1 Vote	5 Dystopian Movie Technologies That Are More Than Other Women Narrowing
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Mitt Romney Selfies Are a Big, Dumb Cat. New Research Shows
1	1 Vote	Apple to Introduce New Final Fantasy VII Sure Looks Like a Porn Hopeful
1	1 Vote	See the Photo, You Might Never Look at the Oscars Poster

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—	1 Vote	The Best Gifts You Can Make Your Orgasms 1	1
—	1 Vote	26 Things for Super-Strong Sperm
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Got Booed by a Car, Coach Lisa Bluder Says
—	1 Vote	Machine Learning Gives Us a Look at the Queen's Funeral
—	1 Vote	Dr. Rex and the Hunter Biden Attempts to Give Birth Prematurely
—	1 Vote	We Are Sending Me