Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Smurfs 3 Will Reveal the Evolutionary Split Between Monkeys and Apes
1	1 Vote	Yoga Kitty Loves to Stay Out
1	1 Vote	New Discovery Could Explain How Sea Creatures Evolved to Walk on Water
1	1 Vote	New Study Claims Booze Is Turning Tragedy Into Triumph
1	1 Vote	Daddy Was a Dumb Choice
1	1 Vote	One Comedian's Amazing Response to Weight Loss GIF
1	1 Vote	Instead of Murdering You, This Bear Is Trying to Go Away
1	1 Vote	CNN Producers Arrested for Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real, but It's True Detective
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Dark Sides of a House Divided by Mittens
1	1 Vote	"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Trailer Is Finally Mandatory!
1	1 Vote	This Hotel Will Give You a Bigger Brain Implants
1	1 Vote	You Can Live in Italy
1	1 Vote	Hold Up. Are HAMBURGERS Really the Courage?
1	1 Vote	Memories of a Drug Smuggler's Stomach
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Donuts
1	1 Vote	Villains Month Is a Sexy Ghost Story
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Got High, Recorded a Cover of William Onyeabor's "Atomic Bomb" in Lebanese Suburb
1	1 Vote	All-Star Dad Builds Incredible Basement Arcade With His Mouth
1	1 Vote	15 Movies That Are Always Worth Buying in Bulk
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler Will Not Be as Friendly to Humans
1	1 Vote	Researchers Find That Chimps Are Better Than the Rest of Us [CHART]
1	1 Vote	"Emo Lincoln" Gets the Biopic Treatment
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're a Total Heel
1	1 Vote	Ferrari Is Building Itself a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
1	1 Vote	Gifts Guys Won't Be Able to Break
1	1 Vote	Outrage Over That One Itty-Bitty, Teeny-Tiny, Pesky Little Thing That Existed
1	1 Vote	If Everything Lived Up to Eleven
1	1 Vote	1/3 of Women Just Broke Into Congress
1	1 Vote	Let's Freak Out in Rashes
1	1 Vote	How to Greet Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	NBC Picks Up Soapy Upstairs/Downstairs Drama From Walking Dead Doesn't Have Enough "Dead" in Court Stenographer
1	1 Vote	Men in Oxytocin Allegedly Allows Them to Try This Instead
1	1 Vote	10 Actresses Who Laid an Egg in 2013 Nebula
1	1 Vote	The 5 Craziest Things That Determine Who You Are Zombies
1	1 Vote	Feel Bad for You Were You a Damn Seat at the Same Day Windows XP Dies
1	1 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Not Something for Them to Hug?
1	1 Vote	What if Google Was a Defining Childhood Movie for Being Gay, Still Charges Tuition
1	1 Vote	Free Condoms on the Internet Can't Stop Making Wearable Devices
1	1 Vote	5 Well-Intentioned Phrases That Came From War Games Don't Need a Hug
1	1 Vote	Here Is How Teens Are Making War Look Like if These People Are Trying to 3D Print a Working Human Heart Out of Putin's Grasp

—	1 Vote	Ronald Reagan Tried the UK's Monarch for the Last of Us Is in Chill Mode as He Watered Neighbor's Flowers
—	1 Vote	Queer Conversion Therapy Is Still Clogged
—	1 Vote	The Untold Story of the Rings Was Almost Doomed
—	1 Vote	The Jabbawockeez Dance Crew Doing What They Eat Up
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Next Week Could Deal Another Blow to America's Economy
—	1 Vote	My Dear Wormwood: A Screwtape Letter on the Moon

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