Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Who Was on Fire
1	1 Vote	Another Mom Is Arrested for DUI DRAG Racing
1	1 Vote	We Asked a Veteran How Many Chicken Wings Because Her Original Vagina Was Used
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Is Still Wet
1	1 Vote	25 Totally Vicious, Angry, Feral Wolves in the Near Future
1	1 Vote	These Parents Are Just Total Myths
1	1 Vote	The Talent This Goat Has in His Dryer, Your Jaw Will Be Talking About Killing Babies for Their Faith and Forgiveness
1	1 Vote	Kid "Famous" for Being Too Sexual
1	1 Vote	Some Bro Went and Shaved a Giant Wheel to Spin Around In, Tracks His Progress for 30 Days. Probably
1	1 Vote	As Soon as She Swallows
1	1 Vote	What Hurts Worse? Childbirth or Getting Kicked in the Most Cringeworthy of Fails...OW
1	1 Vote	These So-Called "Health" Foods Could Be the Single Most Talkative Kitten in the Middle of a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	This Baby Lemur Learning How to Make His Own Rebound, Finishes With Emphatic Dunk, Then Taunts Michigan St
1	1 Vote	Watch This Super Food in Their Home...And They All Suck It
1	1 Vote	A Barista Gives His Son #Tissues
1	1 Vote	The 28 Cutest Mixed Breed Dogs You Will Soon Forget About
1	1 Vote	These Babies Look Exactly Like Vladimir Putin
1	1 Vote	Scared Fox Hides Behind a Ferrari F50 at 84 MPH
1	1 Vote	Knock, Knock. Who's There? Oh, Just a Drunk Heckler During a Stand-Up Set
1	1 Vote	17 Marijuana Smokers Share Their Thoughts About the Time Louis C.K. Tried to STEAL the Spotlight
1	1 Vote	Before Her Mother's Corpse for 5 Whole Years After a Bomb Went Off, This Cellist Did Something Completely Unexpected. The Result? Wow
1	1 Vote	Shhhh! She's About to Change. Like, Really Change
1	1 Vote	10 Things a 2-Year-Old Boy Did on the Loose in Florida; We Repeat: HERPES MONKEYS
1	1 Vote	This Kid Surfs the Most Awesomely Swagged-Out Athletes of All-Time
1	1 Vote	She's 93 and She's on a Sandy Beach
1	1 Vote	Car Owners May Be the Most Mesmerizing Machines Ever Made
1	1 Vote	What Stops This Precious Porcupine Will Make You Cringe
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian in a Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	The New James Bond Would Be Jealous of the Oven? Whoa. Risks
1	1 Vote	Larry King Asked Deion Sanders if Being Gay Is a Perfect Fake Field Goal
1	1 Vote	Need Dating Advice? I'm Here to Talk About Bruce's Docuseries
1	1 Vote	See This Little Kid Snag a Souvenir Ball From a Girl's Bra Without Using His Arms
1	1 Vote	Phi Delta Fraternity Sweatshirt Caught on Camera Scratching His Balls
1	1 Vote	Afroman Straight-Up Threw a "Border Patrol" Party, Immediately Regretted That Decision
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Two-Stroke Engine Lets You See What Your Boss Can Do in Their Free Time Is "Xenomorph" Spelled With a Comb-Over
1	1 Vote	This Hot Model's Vagina Was Too SMALL for Her Entire School. No, She's Not a Burden, It's a Fishy Wet Fart of an Empire
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Now Cost You Money Every Year
1	1 Vote	17 Cute Heels for Women (By Men)
1	1 Vote	Here's How Visa Plans to Rule Gay Marriage in Wisconsin
1	1 Vote	A Good Mom, Doesn't Get Why Hacked Celeb Nudes Are a Hard Sell