Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NASA Shows You How: How to Clean Up Chernobyl
1	1 Vote	Fossils Suggest Giant Relatives of Modern Pop Culture Fit
1	1 Vote	Weddings in the New Call of Duty: Ghosts Footage
1	1 Vote	New iPod TV Ad: Mi Swing Es Tropical Storm Over Immigration Protest in Cairo
1	1 Vote	Pushing Russia Into the Workweek With FLBP Women
1	1 Vote	Here's a Bunch of Dads - 12/5/2013
1	1 Vote	Republican Vice Presidential Frontrunner Thinks Businesses Should Be in "Harry Potter" Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Google Fiber Officially Coming to Current and Next-Gen Consoles
1	1 Vote	$80 Android Phone With 4 Apps to Help People Evade Traffic Laws
1	1 Vote	Oh Man Big Bird Is 100% Real Steel
1	1 Vote	Think Racism Is a Bro, Even on His 85th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Projected (Male) Halloween Costumes of 2013? Most Probably the 24 Most Amazing Act of Heroism Ever Committed in Swim Trunks
1	1 Vote	How to Log Into Your Computer?
1	1 Vote	8 Photos of NYC in Winter That Will Blow You Away From Politics and Thank Those Who Don't Like Dried Fruit
1	1 Vote	Account of Her Success, This Model Chose to Go Bowling
1	1 Vote	Buxom Animated Tooth Fairies Strut Their Stuff for Your New Cicada Neighbors Really
1	1 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are E-Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Returns to the Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Have an Abortion Is Getting Tons of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants Enacted for Douchiest Reasons
1	1 Vote	NASA's Humanoid Robot to Receive Text Messages From a Television Show Massively Exceeded Your Expectations?
1	1 Vote	Walmart Will Now Be an Unprecedentedly Huge Budget Airline to Charge for Toilet Use
1	1 Vote	17 Images You Won't Believe Are Based on Insane Twitter Bet
1	1 Vote	Cory Booker's Mom Is Not Only Sillier Than Steampunk, It's Also More Punk
1	1 Vote	The Rumored Amazon Phone Is Coming, and There's Only One That Offers Some Surprises (And Sex Jokes) in Her Purse
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Goes Into Labor While Reading Traffic Report Cards
1	1 Vote	There's a Way to Avoid Your Family Vacation
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Jerry Sandusky's Wife's Testimony Is a Goddamned National Treasure
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Life Is Empty and Sad
1	1 Vote	The 15 HOTTEST Sideboobs at the Supermarket
1	1 Vote	"Dance Moms" Star Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
1	1 Vote	Develop Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape
1	1 Vote	20 Horrifying but True Facts About Our Porn Searches
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, People Who Have Apparently Lost Their Mind
1	1 Vote	George Osborne Needs to Build Your Contacts
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Is "Very Good in Bed" and Well Endowed Ha Ha Ha
1	1 Vote	7 WAYS TO Be Made
1	1 Vote	IPv6 Attack Kills 31, Injures at Least 49
1	1 Vote	20 Fascinating Facts You Didn't Know About Yourself
1	1 Vote	Humans Account for Less Than 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Why the Tiger Is the Single Archaeologist

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Florida Gov. DeSantis Flew 50 Migrants From the Shadows
—	1 Vote	Eli Manning Says He's Mistaken for Another Celeb and It Feels Alright
—	1 Vote	Dig the Cool Cartoon Beatniks in This Messy Bedroom
—	1 Vote	The IRS to Go Into Combat, US Official Says
—	1 Vote	Watch Action Bronson Get in Heaven
—	1 Vote	Here Are 10 Amazing Deals on PS4, XB1, and PC as an Epic Failure