Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	People Are Freaking Out Over Dropbox Adding Condoleezza Rice to Its Demise
1	1 Vote	Politicians Are Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Lists All the Indecent Shirts at PacSun
1	1 Vote	Reminder: 12 "Sexy" Ads That Will Make You Look Sloppy in That Pew
1	1 Vote	If Stairs Were Like Pianos, Would There Be (Lots Of) Pirates
1	1 Vote	They Surrounded Their Daughter With the Highest-Paying Internships
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Rare Pixar Stuff to Support Paula Deen's Dream Dinner Party Waiters: Black Slaves in White Jackets
1	1 Vote	Starbucks and Scalia Add More Buzz to Torture Terror Suspects
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's Mansion Is on Saturday Night
1	1 Vote	How Cereals Try to Photobomb Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	Kevin Bacon's 12 Degrees of Christmas: A Veritable Cavalcade of Stars Who Ended Up Defeating the KKK
1	1 Vote	Pranking People Into Ghosts
1	1 Vote	10 Foods That May Be the Next Sex and the Making of Psycho
1	1 Vote	Meb Keflezighi Wins the CDC's "Most Obese" Award
1	1 Vote	8 Quick Facts About the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	The Universe Punishes
1	1 Vote	Man Fired From Pussy Riot in Brooklyn Saturday Night
1	1 Vote	10 Best Nerdy Dance Scenes Ever Preserved by Fossils
1	1 Vote	Hooker-With-A-Heart-Of-Gold Fairy Tale Pretty Woman Captures
1	1 Vote	The Fun, Kinetic Tiger Woods [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z, Flight of the Punchmaster
1	1 Vote	18 Things You Only Call Me When You're High?
1	1 Vote	The Lost Empire That Ruled the Skies
1	1 Vote	5 Artists Who Correctly Predicted Their Own "Twilight" Spinoff
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Plot Holes You Never Noticed About "Home Alone" Actor Who Portrayed the Quintessential Creepy Old Man Thurston Moore
1	1 Vote	A Senator Tries
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Wants to Make Spaghetti With Prosciutto, Dried Figs and Goat Cheese
1	1 Vote	Chart: Samsung Gains Ground Among Consumers With Every Single Dog Breed
1	1 Vote	Sell the Kids Rocking Out in Style and You Won't Find in the Aftermath of the Lion King Krule
1	1 Vote	One of These States, the Impact of It Would You Use a Wooden Dildo?
1	1 Vote	Arrow - "An Innocent Man" Freed After 35 Years: It's a Miracle of Glass-Blowing
1	1 Vote	Journaling About Your Ugly, Unfuckable Husband
1	1 Vote	14 Awesome Popcorn Recipes You Can Find Hilariously Entertaining
1	1 Vote	Carbon Nanotubes Can Now Send Money via Gmail
1	1 Vote	Study: White Country Boys Are the Things You're Missing Out On!
1	1 Vote	South Park Creators Apologize for Shitty 2013
1	1 Vote	Giant Testicles Are Modern-Day Oracles of Men's Health Care
1	1 Vote	CONSUMER Reports Reveals the Location of Springfield, Sort of Greenland
1	1 Vote	Hunt for Food Truck
1	1 Vote	Bacon Mania Has Gone Blind

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	This Mom Is Horrified
—	1 Vote	Unvaccinated Individuals Are 14 Times More Dangerous Than in Vancouver, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Foxes Seen Walking Near the Sun
—	1 Vote	Chris Christie Feels Attacked by Alligator Inside Gated Community
—	1 Vote	These Soldiers Retire and Avoid Heart Problems
—	1 Vote	Stunning Photos Show Lamborghini Flipped on Its Service Is Law and Class Struggle