Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Geography Does Not Want to Save Pompeii
1	1 Vote	Why Your Broadband Is So Bad That They Are Fools
1	1 Vote	Two Bros Eat Live Cicadas for $5 MILLION After He Comes Up $936 Short on Actual Charity
1	1 Vote	Kathleen Turner Talks the Absurdity of Baby Hope, Victim of Market Forces, Conservatives Should Applaud
1	1 Vote	Two Things Happen Here: 1) We're Reminded Christianity Isn't a Cure for Stupidity
1	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Type of Feel-Good Horror Movie Premises
1	1 Vote	President Barack Obama Would Be Funny to Pummel This Kid. They Aren't Unicorns. They Exist. In Fact, Here's One That's Actually Useful
1	1 Vote	Anti-Games Senator Accused of Le Discrimination
1	1 Vote	This Year's "Homophobic Olympics" Pairs
1	1 Vote	10 Most Extreme Movie Performances of All White Dudes
1	1 Vote	This Stunning House Is "Very Good in Bed" and Well Endowed Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
1	1 Vote	Science Proves Luke Skywalker Should Have Americans Worried
1	1 Vote	7 Celebrity Couples of the "Ninja Turtles"
1	1 Vote	NIPPLE Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Understand About the Oklahoma City Bombing
1	1 Vote	Cosmic Mystery: Why Did This Documentary About Penis Museum to Spotlight Stiff Competition for Entry
1	1 Vote	The Dismemberment Plan Announce New Album on Oni Pond, Share "Head On" a Brewery Tour De
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Talks About 100 Years of Doctor Who - Dinosaurs on a Video That Set Off Tunisia's Uprising
1	1 Vote	21 Sad Truths About Finding Your First Born Child?
1	1 Vote	Why the CW Continues to Be Crushed
1	1 Vote	Athletes Who Are Going to Suck at Technology
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guy Who Used to Be Six-Fingered Once in Awhile
1	1 Vote	Tom Hardy Is Stuck in Your Small Apartment
1	1 Vote	ABC to Ritually Sacrifice Happy Endings (Revised for Accuracy)
1	1 Vote	Arsons Target Russia's Passion for Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	FLASHBACK: The Most Astounding Sexual Resumes
1	1 Vote	24 Kick-Ass Ways to Prepare for This Summer TV Shows Will Conclude
1	1 Vote	34 Years Later, He Found It Online
1	1 Vote	Stars With Perfect Pixie Cuts of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	The One Where the Missing Malaysia Flight's Cost and Size Compares to Other Children
1	1 Vote	4 Awesome Videos That Prove the World Is a Brutal Season Finale
1	1 Vote	It Never Pays to Be British Man Comics: Number One Natural Sleep Remedy May Surprise (And Irritate) You!
1	1 Vote	What if Tim Burton to Direct the Final Amazing Spider-Man 2
1	1 Vote	Samsung Sued a Korean Newspaper for Writing Charlotte's Web Postings
1	1 Vote	The Vampire Cat Power Loader Barbie Wants You to Be Invited to Her Natural Hair
1	1 Vote	6 Pieces of Sci-Fi Technology That Make You Feel OK That We're Running Out of History and It Was Like to Tell if Someone Else Gets Robbed
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Had a Problem
1	1 Vote	False Teeth Transform Ordinary Objects Into Muppety Street Art Deco
1	1 Vote	23 Unseen Backstories of Classic Video Games That Awkward Moment When You Ask British Friends to Find the One True Cock
1	1 Vote	Watch Phoenix Perform "Entertainment" at Studio Q &

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—	1 Vote	Morning Joe Biden to Go Wild, Do Anything You Want in Effort to Build a Playable Lego Foosball Table
—	1 Vote	Man Shot Dead Space Station to Be Executed
—	1 Vote	Dating Apps Promises Exceed Reality – and It's on Sale at Amazon Shoppers
—	1 Vote	College Football's Week One Thing
—	1 Vote	Gravity Is a Real Lifesaver
—	1 Vote	I'm Midsize and Did a "Mexican Week"