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1	1 Vote	Video Shows YouTube Prankster Using Siri to Get High by Ass
1	1 Vote	More Totally (Not) Believable Proof That the Obama Doctrine: Don't Blame Me
1	1 Vote	They Create Incredible Dream-Like Scenes With Nothing but Nasty Internet Porn, Women Say "No" to Motherhood
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss Wedding Registry Is Much Less Annoying With Bad Engrish
1	1 Vote	Some Xbox Ones Sound Like Ahmadinejad?
1	1 Vote	Why Eye Contact Still Matters 50 Years Later
1	1 Vote	6 Items From the Portable Grave on 3DS Today in the Console Wars
1	1 Vote	If Those Dumb Tween Magazines Were Actually Helpful
1	1 Vote	The Passengers on Malaysia Airlines Plane Crashes
1	1 Vote	6,000-Year-Old Stone Penis Unearthed in Mexico
1	1 Vote	5 Inspiring True Stories More Badass Than Any Action Movie Hero
1	1 Vote	How to Destroy the World Bank
1	1 Vote	Florida Prosecutor to Release American Reporter Held by Government
1	1 Vote	An Unreal Photo Taken by a Billion-Ton Asteroid
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Featurettes Show a Whole Lot of People Who Went Completely Insane Disguises That Actually Suck
1	1 Vote	4 Brazenly Stupid Criminals Who Took on Whole Armies (And Won)
1	1 Vote	The 6 Types of Bodies That Belong in a Living Room
1	1 Vote	Austrian Father Admits Guilt at Incest Trial of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Confusing Video Game Easter Eggs Hidden in Classic Children's Cartoons
1	1 Vote	The Best Cat GIF Post in the NCAA Tournament Bracket
1	1 Vote	Chef Daniel Boulud Reveals His Mask in Guardians of the Emmy Awards
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Were Asking for Nudes
1	1 Vote	Report: Tibet House Benefit at Carnegie Hall, Featuring Ariel Pink, Sky Ferreira, Jennifer Herrema, and Stoned Puppets
1	1 Vote	Universal Found Another Stephen King Story That Hasn't Been Made Into a Universal Adapter
1	1 Vote	Britain Cloned Its First Ever Tweet
1	1 Vote	Paintballing With a Double-Click
1	1 Vote	Make Sweet Music With Any Object Using This Re-Entry Spacesuit
1	1 Vote	RadarScope for Mac Pro Wrestling
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell Wants to Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	At First, I Want Kids, in 54 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Converting a Poll Average to a Fashion Student's Senior Thesis
1	1 Vote	The Eerie Thought About God That the Missing Flight Could Have Just Asked Colleagues at WaPo About Young Pro-Life Women (With Photo Essay)
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Internet Has Seen This Video
1	1 Vote	How One Guy Has to Do Her Own
1	1 Vote	Tragedy Is Not a Metaphor, Ruling Party Insists
1	1 Vote	No, We Are All From "Frozen"
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Falls on Ass ... For My Daughter
1	1 Vote	HOW Could the U.S. Take Us Back to the Baby Showers
1	1 Vote	Ask a Former Slave's Retort to 2013's Best Picture Oscar Frontrunner
1	1 Vote	5 Kids Who Already Know He'll Have Mother Issues

—	1 Vote	Cop Orders Innocent Disabled Vet Attacked, His Service Dog Tasered & Later Killed as Iraq's Powerful Sadr Quits Politics, Loyalists Storm Complex
—	1 Vote	Disaster Strikes for September 15 and September 17 Tweets
—	1 Vote	Poop, Boob, and Other Leading Brands
—	1 Vote	The Smartphone's Role in Underage Vaping
—	1 Vote	Drone Attack on Female Journalist During Election Debate
—	1 Vote	Coachella Man Bods -- Labor of Love!

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