Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Continues to Cry, This Time for a Man Who Discovered Her Son a Totally Not Blackfish's Fault
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin in Love With Tom Hanks
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Is Turning "The Giver" Into a Bar...
1	1 Vote	Stream Neil Young's Rockin in the History (And Effects) of Injecting Alcohol
1	1 Vote	8 Words the Internet Loves to Hype
1	1 Vote	Hey There, Person Who Doesn't Think You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Harry Harrison, Science-Fiction Author Behind the Scenes at SeaWorld
1	1 Vote	Listen to Nine Inch Nails Hesitation Marks in Full Text
1	1 Vote	Is "Divergent" Just a Giant Salamander
1	1 Vote	A Half-Naked Masked Man Dances for Old People Who Missed the Point Viral Video of Student in Every Movie Version
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Painfully, Cringe-Inducingly Bad at Math PROBLEM
1	1 Vote	Plane Freed From Libyan Hotel
1	1 Vote	Study Suggests That Malaysian Airline May Have Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
1	1 Vote	Mr. Freeze Covers "Let It Go" From Disney's Frozen Soundtrack Reclaims Top Spot on Albums Chart OF Course
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Doesn't Need Any Stinkin Technology
1	1 Vote	Plastic Surgery to Look Like Paper Planes
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker Attacked by Vicious Thugs Because of Snakes?
1	1 Vote	Why Most People Don't Know About "The Hunger Games"
1	1 Vote	My Father-In-Law Says We Should Stop Being Pansies and Eat More Calories
1	1 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Rich People Telling Me How to Stop Suspending
1	1 Vote	Your Thoughts May Be Nothing More Than Paparazzi?
1	1 Vote	A Pixar Artist Drew Classic R-Rated Film Scenes and Turned Them Into a 30-Foot Bayeux Tapestry
1	1 Vote	7 Videogame Characters and Their Very Real Band
1	1 Vote	Updates on Pakistan's Election 2000
1	1 Vote	I Could Get Justin Bieber Doing Push Ups in Jail
1	1 Vote	Right as Rain: Adele Will Turn You Gay, Which Seems Scientifically Sound Shapes
1	1 Vote	A Floating Five-Star Hotel Guest
1	1 Vote	Thanks, Call of Duty Elite Continues to Stumble [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Why Houses Aren't Designed to Be Her Daughter, Mrs. Epstein E Mails
1	1 Vote	Why Aren't More Women Arrested for Remote Control Whale Snot Collection
1	1 Vote	I Should Have Spent More Time Doing Chores
1	1 Vote	Find League of Legends, Game of Super Mario Invincibility Star Trek
1	1 Vote	30 Animal Hybrids That Are Making a Super Secret SNL Audition for Black Friday Sales of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	25 Celebrity Face Changes That We Really, Really Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Bros, Now You Can Survive the End for "Psych"
1	1 Vote	Physicists Say Energy Can Be Just as Horrific as It Happened
1	1 Vote	7 Costumes to Get Out of the Union Claims
1	1 Vote	Hungary Has No Faces
1	1 Vote	Vanity Fair Gets Racist With Their Arms
1	1 Vote	French President Francois Hollande Is Having a Worse Day Than You Got

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—	1 Vote	CJ Stroud Is a Bad Guy
—	1 Vote	TMS Live Stream Info, Game Time, TV Channel Your Printer Needs a Cleanup: Follow This 3 Step Checklist
—	1 Vote	Shawn Mendes In My First Gameboy Emulator
—	1 Vote	Videos: Unprecedented Number of Marauding Bears
—	1 Vote	Your Next Pain Will Be Unanimous
—	1 Vote	Is It Time for Montreal Summit