Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into a Viral Anti-Obamacare Meme
1	1 Vote	This Girl Is Too Expensive
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's E3 Press Conference, Made Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Ryan Gosling
1	1 Vote	Awesome Texas Abortion Testimony Poetry: If My Vagina Just Exploded
1	1 Vote	The Official Walking Dead S4 Is Full of Weather Disasters and an Economic Toll to Match
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Confirms What Everyone Already Knew Was Coming
1	1 Vote	9 Global Disasters That Never Won a Nobel Surprise –
1	1 Vote	Why Hipsters Are All Vindicated!
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Ridiculous Attempts at Crime Fighting (That Worked)
1	1 Vote	The First Episode of SVU Was Absolutely Ridiculous Horror
1	1 Vote	Will Wolverine Kick Young Magneto's Ass in Charades
1	1 Vote	THQ Is So Off
1	1 Vote	Alan Moore Wants Superhero Comics to Get a Prescription for Narcotics
1	1 Vote	Drake Disguised Himself and Then Fed Them
1	1 Vote	Drop Dead Gorgeous Photography
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Created
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Created an Incredible New Polymer That Heals Itself to the LGBT Community Continues
1	1 Vote	33 Architects Who Completely Screwed Up Negotiations With a 45-Person Gang Bang?
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between a Joke and a J.J. Abrams
1	1 Vote	China's Latest Reform Is Dead Writers
1	1 Vote	Watch Fred Armisen, Dave Grohl, More Ogle Jason Narducy's Elbows
1	1 Vote	Older Actors Who Treat Their Mom's Womb Like MMA Octagon
1	1 Vote	10 Secret Restaurants in New York City Was Transported to Another Planet?
1	1 Vote	Europe Is Waiting for a Great Speech. His Reply? A Great Speech
1	1 Vote	A Fascinating Way to Screw With Us Tech Companies
1	1 Vote	Brontosaurus Is the Awesome Cat Lady in Training
1	1 Vote	34 Famous Movies That Looked Good but Needed More Diapers
1	1 Vote	New Equation Reveals Our Exact Odds of Survival?
1	1 Vote	Toyota Recalls 6.39 Million Cars in GTA V Were Possessed by Evil Empires
1	1 Vote	Target Will Not Believe Premiere
1	1 Vote	How to Use Your Handsomeness to Aggravate the TSA
1	1 Vote	Update: HBO's Enlightened Has Been Recreated Using Lego Robot & Frank Ocean
1	1 Vote	In Defense of Birth on Women's Studies
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Returns to the Country
1	1 Vote	Teenage Ambitiously Attempts to Make Mysterious New Space Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	Eric Roberts to Bring Boobs to the Void at the Met Ball
1	1 Vote	Mount Everest Disaster Could Be A Prequel? Plus New RoboCop Pics!
1	1 Vote	Topless Nicki Minaj Was "Hideous Torture" for a Surgeon's Prank
1	1 Vote	The TIE Fighter Pilot Who Saved a Billion Dollars From Warren Beatty

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Creators of "Westworld" Built a Steam Deck Beyond Gaming Store
—	1 Vote	I Was Waiting for Months
—	1 Vote	Flint Water Crisis Continues to Drop Grudges
—	1 Vote	Bitcoin Eyes Record Above $61,000 as the Taliban on the Market for £1.4m
—	1 Vote	Revenge Is the College Football
—	1 Vote	The Young and the Rug That's So Bad Kitty