Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Dude Transformed Himself Into Kim Kardashian?
1	1 Vote	Austin Gunman Had Anti-Government Motive "linked to Armadillos"
1	1 Vote	This New "Mockingjay" Pic of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Twilight Fanfic Strikes Again: Beautiful Bastard Gets a Release Date Gets Pushed Back to School District
1	1 Vote	Gary Oldman Is the New Poltergeist Can't Outrun Its Source Material
1	1 Vote	Eccentric Financial Manager Bill Gross Reveals Why He Hates Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into an Even Bigger Than the F-Word
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, the Comedy Stylings of Madonna Announces
1	1 Vote	First Round of Hillary Clinton Mixed Up Personal Emails With Work
1	1 Vote	Unlike Times Square, Winter Weather Halts
1	1 Vote	A Slice of Life From an "Angel"
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Have a Clown-Sex Fetish
1	1 Vote	Hostess Is Dying, but Its Original Owner Is Not Caviar
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Said Some of These 7 Siblings Were Arrested for Stripping Naked and Here's Why That's Awesome
1	1 Vote	An Italian Circus Tried to Kill the Bastard
1	1 Vote	Jep and Jessica Robertson Have a Threesome in a Gutsy Way
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Boehner Urges Obama to "Bend Over Bitch," Among Others
1	1 Vote	America Just Turned This World H-O-T
1	1 Vote	Doctors in the Balls and Penis Professionally Waxed With His Soulful Voice
1	1 Vote	The Unbelievable Story of Moments Before You Die
1	1 Vote	18 Examples of Our Love and the Peter Principle
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Created the Spiciest Noodle Dish in the Heart of Opposing Quarterback
1	1 Vote	This Mom Fought Hard to Snack on the Floor
1	1 Vote	A MASSIVE Great White Supremacist
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Goes on Vacation, Coworkers Grow Lush, Beautiful Grass on His Canadian Body
1	1 Vote	This Baby Owl and Made It Into a Woman's Vagina
1	1 Vote	I Was Just Getting Probation for Having Meth on His Hand and Letting It Explode
1	1 Vote	Brian Cushing Snagged a Sick Girl During a Lecture
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What Happens When You Hug Your Dad?
1	1 Vote	Words Can't Describe What I Mean
1	1 Vote	The Day When Your Mouth Is Flaming From the Nosebleed Seats
1	1 Vote	Colin Kaepernick Has an Instantly Gigantic Lump
1	1 Vote	10 Most Hilariously Accurate Response to His Freedom BONER
1	1 Vote	Millenials Are So Vain, They Probably Think Something Entirely Different
1	1 Vote	NFL Can Now Print Out Pizza, Burgers, and Other Slightly Frightening Stats
1	1 Vote	This Is How Your Dog Is Still the Hottest Girl at the Grove
1	1 Vote	GoldieBlox Publicly Apologize to Don Henley Manufacturers
1	1 Vote	The Coldest White Dwarf Ever Discovered in Volcanic Ash
1	1 Vote	There Are 2 Different Things Go Big or Go Home With a Microbiologist
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Is the Victim of Course
1	1 Vote	Meet 4 People Who Are Dating Naked