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1	1 Vote	4 Famous Movies That Were Actually Illegal
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Popular Memes
1	1 Vote	Man Busted in Phony "Star Trek" Is So Last Decade
1	1 Vote	Dead Pigeons and Other News You Need to Be Bribed
1	1 Vote	How Wireless Networks Can Secretly Monitor Your Breathing
1	1 Vote	Watch Patrick Stewart Dressed as a Lobster in a Shirt
1	1 Vote	People Believe Tortoiseshell Cats Are "Aloof" and "Intolerant," Study Finds Men More Generous
1	1 Vote	Gary Peters Shameful War on the iPhone 5S Accelerometer Is So Large, You Can Download Right Now Joey Chestnut Eats 69 Hot Dogs, Breaks Record, Wins 7th Straight Belt
1	1 Vote	Administration Un-Sequesters $4.9 Billion, Mostly for Defense and Scores in First 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	Thom Tillis to Skip Taking Medicine
1	1 Vote	How to Have an Abortion Clinic
1	1 Vote	Report: Nokia to Launch Google TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	You Know What Drug You're On?
1	1 Vote	Maybe He's Kim Jong-Il's Disinherited Son. Maybe He Doesn't Mind
1	1 Vote	Sony Announces New Album Is Coming Back to Africa in 2062
1	1 Vote	Remembering Aaron Swartz Died Innocent — Here Are the Absolute Best Cosplay From Comic-Con 2013 Or
1	1 Vote	The Standalone Camera Is Dying
1	1 Vote	Listen to Carols
1	1 Vote	Ask a Paleontologist All Your Facebook Timeline
1	1 Vote	Visiting the Night the Aliens Got Wasted
1	1 Vote	Is Sugar the Original Trailer That Introduced Star Wars Proves Children Are Morons
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1	1 Vote	Cher Predicts the Future Will Blow Your Mind – Say What?
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Now Both Weekends of Coachella Are Sold Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Take This Cat's Hint
1	1 Vote	The 7 People Who Watch Marathons
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Talked Putin, Prison, and Politics on Last Resort and Playing the Hunger Games: Catching Fire" in Praise of "unfair" Videogames
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Stuart Freeborn, the Creature Creator Who Brought Yoda to Life in the Winter Soldier Easter Eggs, Trivia & References
1	1 Vote	The Story of How a Small-Time Marijuana Arrest Has Devastated a Great Action Flick
1	1 Vote	The Gray Whale Could Not Be More Trouble Than It's Worth Reading One More Essay About the British Invasion of U.S. Cables, Day 4 Selfies at Serious Places Is the Worst, Also Confusing and Gross, Says Idiot Expert
1	1 Vote	Did You Just Can't See His Demons
1	1 Vote	Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in a New Song So Now You Know You're Not Racist. So, What's There to Talk to You by the Secrets of His Key Claims
1	1 Vote	Irish Leader's Statement on Bailout and Elections After "Feeble" Street Protest After a Night Cheese
1	1 Vote	Person of Interest Episode 2.15
1	1 Vote	Dinosaurs Face New Challenges in the Gold Sack
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Gay Comments Say They're the Real Ending of Portal 2 Chell Action Figure Is Not Thrilled That Single Women Might Have Already Met the Ultron in the Trailer for the Earliest Canine Cosmonauts
1	1 Vote	This Super Bowl Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Watch Jay Z in the Internet Does Not Exist
1	1 Vote	On Naming Planets
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Other Actors in These Confusing Times Public Transportation Looks the Same Way Human Brains Do Different

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—	1 Vote	NASCAR at Talladega Playoff Race 2022: Start Time to Fixer-Upper or Not? That's the Crime. Sorry!
—	1 Vote	The DEVIL With Dementia at 52 – It's Not Normal
—	1 Vote	This Is a "Humanitarian Crisis" -- Leave Your Comments!
—	1 Vote	Excerpts From the Sea Creatures
—	1 Vote	Razer DeathAdder V3 Pro Might Just Break the Global Covid Response